HIS JERK-OFF LAWYER



T-RUMPS RIGHT HAND MAN

The Left Is Busy Jerking Off - Thats Lindsey Graham and Bill Barr 


Suggested Rudy Theme Song Adapted From  “ A Fool On A Hill” 

Day after day, A man stands alone on a hill…
A man with the foolish smirk is the most perfect shill

But nobody wants to know him…they can see that he’s just a fool,,
He never tells the truth… He’s been a clown ever since grade school…

But the fool on the hill, now see’s the sun going down…
And the eyes in his head, beady and lost see the world spinning a‘round

He’s kissing on the way, with his head near T-RUMPS behind..
The man who supports the lIar still talking perfectly unkind…

But nobody ever hears him, Or the sound he appears to make, 
And he never seems to notice, his bullsh*t leaves no wake 

And now nobody seems to like him, they can tell what he wants to do,  and he never shows his feelings, nor acts like he cares about you…  

Day after day, A man stands alone on a hill…
A man with the foolish smirk was the most perfect shill

But his days are numbered and he may not stand for long…
The hill is a volcano and this might be his very last song… 

For the man who stood on a hill, alone and perfectly still… 
People hoping he will just vanish and chill…


👺  The Destroyer  Rudy — Hang As A Traitor  — The Grifter “ Rudi Ghouliani ”

The Director of Sh*t-storms for Donald T-RUMP is the “ Grifter, AKA Rudi The Ghouliani” .  And the little ugly man who causes more problems than he solves climbed out of his dirt hole,  and is handling the fake fraud voter series of fake lawsuits being thrown out of courtrooms faster than he can hire lawyers to handle them.   

Good lawyers will not apply their name to this BS for as it fails their reputation in their district gets harmed.  Two teams quit already… Over thirty two lawsuits thrown out of courts and told “ Don’t come back with that Crap” 

The scumbag and total loser who went from self proclaimed NY hero to certified pr*ck liar and scumbag   … “Rudi the Ghouliani”…to Donald T-RUMPS biggest liar and fraud acolyte.  

I have known Rudi for forty years and nothing has changed…It just evolved and mutated with T-RUMP…he is a nutcase working for a bigger nutcase.  No sense being the fly on the wall as the house collapses…

He needs to get hit by a meteorite or large brick and removed from the public view.  He has risen to be the biggest scumbag in a tanker ship filled with scumbags making 20,000 dollars a day of donated T-RUMP money raised by frickin idiots and moron supporters rating less than 87-91 on the IQ scale giving T-RUMP money he needs to pay off the 431 million dollars he owes…  

They who donate to liars and don’t give it to those starving fellow Americans have no compassion, food banks are empty in some places and that make you an enemy, joining the enemies of the country.  The politicians are nowhere with morons like you who support these lowlifes.  One day your day will come and you will see how bad it is when you starve or are removed  financially or lose your job and nowhere to go…Good Luck.


Missed Opportunities
SIDEBAR:  To bad the Sicilian Mafia, circa tracked to the NYC trials of the Mafia missed his hit for 800,000 dollars  (millions today) no one collected because the repercussions by the government would have been severe… Too bad, one bullet could have saved us all this fake grief.

Rudy Giuliani is using (and abusing) the legal system to do his damage. On Tuesday, he asked to join the lawsuit challenging the Pennsylvania vote count and requesting that the state not certify the election results.  For 20,000 a day T-RUMP pays him, he probably would sue the Pope…  Like everything else he screws up, it failed…or will fail

The challenge is largely baseless, and Giuliani’s entrance is a kind of T-RUMP Team Hail Mary, which is why two teams of more reputable attorneys already quit the case.  


Bring No Bad Karma In My Courtroom

SIDEBAR:  Several attempts by teams of lawyers and subs have quit T-RUMPS defense and assertions, over the term of his presidency.  It seems and already proven itself that even if T-RUMP thinks he is above the law, he and his cabal is not and it will prove a career killer for some lawyers just supporting T-RUMP will crush some resumes and legacies.

Lawyers, good decent lawyers who believe in fairness and truth will not support T-RUMP and then there are the other scumbags who will… money hides lies, and T-RUMP has paid out more money to quash lies and untruths than any one I have researched or backgrounded,  I can think of…

But Giuliani is doing his part to extend the President’s delusions of victory, and to tell American voters —baselessly — that our system is rigged, that Democrats stole the election, and that the American system is not to be trusted.  It’s so funny , he’ll probably do a new reality series called  “ Rudi’s funniest outages being laughed out of court ”.

Many of those lawyers walked because bring bad law, fake information, rumors , and bullsh*t  evidence into a Courtroom makes a judge think twice of who the Lawyer real is and can cripple his reputation.  Many walked away and in particular get a stern warning from the judge… then got thrown out….

So far, pro-Trump efforts to undermine the results of the election have stalled. But they are doing tremendous damage along the way. Biden will be inaugurated on January 20, 2021.  And let the firings begin,  and when he’s in office, we shouldn't forget just the "good" people who did nothing to push back against Trump, but those who chose to commit bad, dangerous, self-interested acts. They should find no rehabilitation and no absolution from Washington.   

To put it in more Trumpian terms: “ Lock Them Up” They should never work in this town again.  That’s the GOP Senate and McConnell, the dirtiest people in town…  And Giuliani, on of the freakiest, weirdos ever…


Sidebar:  Hot News This Week — After extensive search of the sewers and garbage dumps,  the Kings “ personal” attorney and fraud leader “  Herr Rudy the Oberstupenführer " surfaced.  What a joke he is… Rudy the man who claims he saved NY, and then did nothing…and is now something from a Hobbit movie the Golem…Good News… the Village Idiot surfaced in two places this week.  The bad news is he is still alive.  Even Donald grimaced at his two incredible screw-ups.   Rudy Gholi-ami is unfortunately alive, at least for now doing more harm at Donald’s bequest  …


The Rose Garden To The Garden Centre

11/10/2020  — Only Rudi could F*ck up a situation so humorously FUBAR-ED you wonder if T-RUMP is rubbing off on him, it only proves Donald’s sense of judgement is based on loyalty,  not skills, brains, smarts, nor intellect which do not count because smart people do not put up with T-RUMP for long…  As my logo shows and states when you are surrounded by assholes, how can you possibly not expect sh*t storms…

CNN Rudy Giuliani details strategy in the car parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suspected mixup with Four Seasons hotel in Philadelphia to plead and lie about Donald Trump’s increasingly desperate bid to hang on to the White House crossed into object farce on Saturday, after his campaign staged a purportedly major press conference at a Philadelphia landscaping business situated between Crematorium and a Porn book store, a sex shop.  
( All part of T-RUMPS Death, Bullsh*t and Porn Rally)

On Saturday morning, as T-RUMP played golf and continued to baselessly accuse the Democrats of stealing the election for Joe Biden, the president announced, in a tweet that was subsequently deleted, a  “  Big Press Conference” at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia.   Why did T-RUMP allow this looser to even appear in public, he’s certified as a nutcase. On the other hand if he were to be in a crowd of T-RUMP appointees and cabinet members he’d fit right in with the other nuts and losers…T-RUMP quickly altered his statement, revealing that the press conference venue was not a Four Seasons hotel, but Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suburban business between a crematorium and an adult book store on the outer edges of the city. 


ED NOTE:  
For the record I will praise Rudi, for selecting a proper location for his personal views as I thought it was appropriate… He lies as well and sprouts for T-RUMP and death doing nothing in COVID action, Voila! a crematorium…How fitting…  Landscaping has experts and lots of manure…perfect… Rudi does know Sh*t, intimately…  and finally Striping and Porn is Donald’s favorite pastime besides Golf…   Keep up the good work you brainless moron…  You are once again eligible for “ The Schmuck of the Year, closely following T-RUMP for 2020. The year of his demise…


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  • Manure 6.00 a bag,  good old Horse and Cow sh*t…
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“Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping – 11.30am!” the president tweeted at 9.45am.  The Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia distanced itself from both campaign and landscaping company.  “To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping – no relation with the hotel,” it said in a tweet an hour later.

The Trump campaign has not publicly said whether this was, as it would appear, a case of mistaken identity. Either way, the press conference, headlined by Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani, went ahead in the car park of the garden centre in what USA Today called an “industrial park”.

The press conference was also notable for Giuliani, describing forthcoming legal challenges to the result, being told by a reporter that Joe Biden had just been declared the winner of the election.   His response: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Thanks to the Guardian for the shot… The T-RUMP campaign did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment. The landscaping company could not immediately be reached.   However, Four Seasons Total Landscaping did comment on Facebook on Sunday, seemingly seeking to play down any suggestion of partisanship on its behalf.

This man is a frickin f*ck-up who has gone way beyond his years intern of believability, truth and sanity.  In truth he was a spokesman for saving New York, but thats it, it was the great, honest, truthful, courageous, sacrificed, giving, incredible people who saved New York,  people of New York and he claims credit for all that. 


His Delusional Supreme Team Of Morons  — Dumps Sidney Powell, Nutcase
Making lawyers look like idiots, dropping his incredulous lawsuits and dropping him faster than the Judges can throw them out of court making T-RUMP look stupider than T-RUMP really is… ( debatable as he really is quite stupid, but Rudy’s tunes really shine as bad music…)  the lawyers who jumped on the money T-RUMP is pleading for, ( I hope his supporters would give that money to food banks instead of this fools errand) people re starving and these jerkoffs and screwball are wasting millions that could feed starving Americans

After taking on Rudy Giuliani’s literal meltdown last week, Seth Meyers moved on to the “craziest addition” to President Donald Trump’s legal team on Monday:  Sidney Powell. “And if you thought Rudy was bonkers, this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot,” the Late Night host joked.

Before her newest turn in the spotlight, Powell was perhaps best known for making appearances on Fox News that were “too insane even for Lou Dobbs,” who once attempted to fact-check her wild allegations about supposedly diseased immigrants during a live interview.

Meyers proceeded to break down Powell’s bizarre conspiracy theories that somehow link late Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to the Republican governor of Georgia.

 “And yet curiously, she kept refusing to provide evidence of this vast scheme when pressed,” he said, “even by friendly Fox News hosts who were basically desperate to agree with her as long as she could provide a shred of evidence.” 

Among those Fox hosts was Tucker Carlson, who explained to viewers last week that Powell, who is also an avowed QAnon conspiracy theorist, told him to stop contacting her after he requested evidence for her outlandish claims. “Wow, you know you’re in full loony territory when even Tucker Carlson won’t go along with what you’re selling.”

Ultimately, Powell was deemed “too insane” (Meyers’ words) for the T-RUMP campaign itself,  “It’s both insane that they’re trying to pretend that she was never part of the legal team when she was literally standing at an official Trump press conference,” Meyers said, “and also believable that someone could wander into a Trump press conference and say they’re his lawyer.”


Sweaty Rudy Giuliani Suffers Hair Malfunction In Latest Bizarre Press Conference
Trump’s personal lawyer ( After a dozen others thought their reputation was more important  than T-RUMPS money) got out of Dodge) was trying to drum up interest in tales of election rigging – but viewers were drawn to the drama on his head.  Rudy is loosing his sh*t and a brand of dye he uses somehow did not tell him to rinse the excess off, So his sweat removed it and it dripped down his face. 


On 7 November, the day the presidential election was called for Joe Biden, former New York mayor turned T-RUMP attorney Rudy Giuliani addressed the media at a landscaping company between a sex shop and a crematorium on Philadelphia’s industrial fringe.  

For two weeks, as the T-RUMP campaign continued to claim without evidence that the election had been stolen, America wondered if Giuliani could possibly ever top that.  On Thursday, he gave it a damned good try.

A day after his claims of massive voter fraud fell flat in a Pennsylvania court room, Giuliani staged another press conference, this time in slightly more salubrious surrounds, at Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington DC. But it did not go well.

First, while claiming Republican poll observers had been kept too far away from ballot counters in Philadelphia, a key Trump claim in a vital state which like others fell to Biden, Giuliani attempted to recite a scene from My Cousin Vinny, an Oscar-winning comedy from 1992.

“Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? You know the movie? It’s one of my favorite law movies, because he comes from Brooklyn,” he said.

Giuliani, who also comes from Brooklyn, tried to sum up a key plot point from Jonathan Lynn’s film, in which Joe Pesci’s personal injury lawyer, hitherto out of his depth in a murder trial, manages to discredit a key witness by proving her vision to be impaired.

“And when the nice lady said she saw …” Giuliani said, switching into a very rough approximation of Pesci’s Brooklyn accent. “And then he says to her, ‘How many fingers do I … How many fingers do I got up? And she says three. Oh, she was too far away to see it was only two.

“These people [the poll observers] were further away than My Cousin Vinny was from the witness. They couldn’t see a thing,” he added, apparently drawing a line between the movie scene and claims about the problems faced by poll observers in Philadelphia.

As Giuliani sweated in front of journalists, streaks of what appeared to be dark hair dye began to run down his face. The internet noticed, of course, and jokes and ridicule spread.

Worse still for the Trump campaign, the audio feed from the press conference suddenly included unknown persons asking “Can they hear us on the stream?” and discussing “Rudy’s hair dye dripping down his face”.

Eventually, the feed was taken down. But Giuliani is nothing if not a trooper for Trump. After mopping back the tarry rivulets, he raised his voice to make his point to the reporters in the room.

“I don’t know what you need to wake you up, to do your job and inform the American people, whether you like it or not, of the things they need to know!” he said. “This is real! It’s not made up! There’s nobody here who engages in fantasies.”

After the former mayor stood back, continuing to mop his forehead, Trump lawyer Sidney Powell took over the offensive.
She claimed to have identified “massive influence of communist money through Venezuela, Cuba and likely China in the interference with our elections here in the United States”.

By that point, the unsubstantiated claim barely seemed bizarre.  It’s all falling apart and soon they too will be a joke, but not a funny harmless one, they have caused severe lingering damage to this country…

-``***ATCH 10-27-2020 aljacobsladder.com