TWEETS and FARTS
T-RUMP FORMULA JERK-OFF LUBRICANT IN THE NEW FOX NEWS CONTAINER
FART NEWS LIKE FARTS IS DELIVERED BY TWEETS
JUST LIKE FARTS, NO SUBSTANCE, JUST GAS
T-RUMPS NEWS FARTS originates from the twitts and tweets of thoughts and news from the usual time consuming Fart twitter mail from the T-RUMP his family, his kids are as corrupt as he is…Cabinet and Congressional members like DeVos, Carter, Mnuchin, Lindsey Graham, fellow crooks and appointed booger lovers. His Delegation of Dumocracy called the Cabinet.
But reality is the twitter is T-RUMPS press corp. Mostly from our scumbag leader, in twitters and tweets from a nit-twitt to those whose reading skills range from moron to sheer stupid… They live on insult, never challenging truth. His poor speeches most likely came from stars like Kelly (Condom mouth) Conway who just retired Sept 1st, and replaced by another douchbag Kayleigh McEnany adding to the T-RUMP whorehouse of lier’s like Stephen ( F*cked-Up Nazi ) Miller, McCarthy, Giuliani, Graham who is mysteriously quiet lately and a few other scumbags … which are his standby excusers and deniers usually getting his lies denied less than 24 hours later.
His poor speech training, he’s really an-actor comedian, doesn’t help, he does do well telling lies but thats to a stupid audience so it works. Thats why he needs to read from a huge TV monitor. Miller and staff who write the propaganda use words with more than two syllables, which louse him up he stumbles. He need glasses, and the fact that he doesn’t have skills in formal presentation read poorly on those super 80 inch monitors.
He can’t read properly on a teleprompter and further looks stupid, and sounds stupid using word his inflections do not mate well with. The great orator, he is not since none of those words are his. Pull the plug on the monitor and throw him off Twitter and what do you have left… an a combination of thoughtless scumbag and imbecile…
Scumbag Truth - T-RUMP has generally sought refuge in friendly interviews inside the conservative media machine FOX NEWS in recent years. Few others will touch him… with legitimate news reporting, FOX creates their own news and it will eventually come back to bite them. FOX has become a little critical since deseminating false news is not good for them either for the long run. But it does sell and that means money.
Who cares about FOX NEWS, their credibility level is in the toilet but for the simpletons of the GOP and the Evangelicals. They are not news, they are opinionated shock jocks controlled by another sick individual Rupert Murdock. Most of their followers are ignorant of truth, uneducated, including the GOP base and Evangelicals and they believe everything else is what Donald T-RUMP says is the real news. ( At one point I thought no one could be that stupid)
Donald T-Rump Exposed As A Fake Author
Our Supreme Draft Dodging Scumbag and wall builder President Donald T-RUMP leveraged his claims to be a world-class deal maker to win the presidency, touting that his fabled negotiating skills would reap benefits for America.
Boy, did that turn out to be a crock of sh*t and lies… So, supposedly he wrote a book. Oh-no, more bullshit it seems coming from the Donald.
The businessman who hired a writer to pen "The Art of the Deal" was supposed to translate his real estate prowess into governing. But the longer he stays in office, the better we understand why his ghostwriter now says the book was a sham. At the end of his presidency a new version will be coming out…
In conjunction with a huge staff, close to 16,400 lies are a lot and hard to handle, we are swamped, for sure he is the most prolific liar the world has seen since Hitlers entire crew and if we add the usual critters like Giuliani, Pence, and Graham, they might surpass all the liars in history.
Then we will bring out my book on the T-RUMP Presidency, a sequel called the “ The Farts In My Spiel”. And it will answer those questions Americans and the world for that matter want answers to… simple truth from a complicated sick liar.
T-RUMP: “ The Art of the Deal” is a 1987 book authored by Tony Schwartz and credited to Donald Trump. Part memoir and part business-advice book, it was the first book credited to T-RUMP and helped to make him a “ Household name”.
Just like toilet paper, it was required reading for Sh*t-heads and those thinking they could emulate his prowess.
It reached number 1 on The New York Times Best Seller list, stayed there for 13 weeks, and altogether held a position on the list for 48 weeks.
The book received additional attention during Trump's 2016 campaign for the presidency of the United States. He cited it as one of his proudest accomplishments and his second-favorite book after the Bible.
BULLSH*T and a Total Lie
The ghost writer Tony Schwartz called writing the book his “ greatest regret in life, without question,” and both he and the book’s publisher, Howard Kaminsky, said that T-RUMP had played no role in the actual writing of the book. Trump has given conflicting accounts on the question of authorship.
T-RUMP was persuaded to produce the book by Condé Nast owner Si Newhouse after the May 1984 issue of Newhouse's magazine GQ – with Trump appearing on the cover – sold well. Schwartz was hired for $250,000 upfront and assigned half the royalties to write the book. That would be closer to a million today.
According to Schwartz in July 2016, Trump wrote none of the book, choosing only to remove a few critical mentions of business colleagues at the end of the process. T-RUMP responded with conflicting stories, saying “I had a lot of choice of who to have write the book, and I chose Schwartz”, but then said, " Schwartz didn't write the book. I wrote the book.” ( More lies)
What Is T-Rumps Past, Makeup, Truth Not His Lies
🏛 I have learned not to hate people, I may hate what they stand for, but not against them personally… except… when they constantly lie to the people of this great nation, dodge the draft, sacrifice others, promote hatred, bigotry and prejudice, sanctimonious bullshit, indecency and that defines our President Donald J. T-rump as a Draft Dodging Scumbag Low Life wart on the assholes of the ignorant who support him.
This man is driven by hatred, and so mentally incapacitated you fell sorry for him. T-RUMP is just another mentally diminished nutcase with a definitive combination of every illness I learned about in two years of college level psychology. You spend the first two years learning the craft by recognition of problems. He has many. But he is also a crafty crook and does a fine job of deviation, distortion and manipulation.
He is in ( serious numbers of quotes from psychiatrists) total denial, he is in a job he accidentally fell into because people who voted for him, the American rural voters did so by facial recognition and simple names they can spell. They show obvious signs of stupidity and ignorance by their continuous support and vote by TV fake news like FOX and as believers of the lies Donald and cohorts dreamed up every day.
He never wanted the job, it was all a self righteous big publicity stunt that has cost this country more than it can repair in the next two decades or more and some things will not easily be repaired, like the trust and alliances, information sharing against the war in terrorism.
The man is a sick he would grope your wife if he had the chance. That doesn’t seem to bother sick people like the GOP base and the Evangelicals. The Conservative Greedy Fakes seem to go well with other fakes. He might want to find out soon if he can PARDON himself?
Ever wonder how all those Senators are millionaires and better on 200,000 dollars a year. It’s called insider trading.
I still love honest Republican and Democratic conservatives, nothing wrong with guarding the henhouse and engaged in rational conversation. This is not about you, this is about that 40% GOP lower bar ignorant level, screaming “ Lock them up” and other stupid chants.
Lt. General Flynn is the stupid asshole traitor that started and pushed the phrase “Lock em up”, and all that chanting by morons, FLYNN is the one going to prison and locked up for a long time as a traitor to his country. Obama warned T-RUMP about him and T-RUMP didn’t listen. Now T-RUMP wants to pardon him and others who cheated lied and don’t deserve it.
T-Rump’s Golf Outings Dirtiest Player On the Geeens
FROM OFFICIAL AIR FORCE ONE LOG - Actual taxpayers cost at $136 ++ million in the Presidents extra travel and security expenses…That we know of… hidden is whats buried as expenses paid to Mar-A Lago and other courses he owns for the room and board at 650 per night per Secret Service agents who have to stay at his resorts, his resorts being the most expensive in the area.
The HuffPost analysis, which uses figures from the Government Accountability Office, shows that $8,000,000 of taxpayer money has been spent on the President’s two dozen golfing trips to Florida, $17,000,000 has been spent on his 15 trips to golf in New Jersey, and $1,000,000 has been spent at his golf resort in Los Angeles.
In addition, $3,000,000 went towards his two-day trip to Scotland last summer, $1,300,000 of which was just for the rental cars for those that joined him for the trip.
The $102,000,000 is, according to the analysis, 255 times the annual presidential salary T-RUMP volunteered not to take upon winning the election. It is also three times the cost of Robert Muller’s investigation of possible Russian interference in the 2016 election, according to the HuffPostanalysis.
T-RUMP has spent nearly 25 percent of his days in office at one of his golf properties for some portion of the day. It seems there have been days where T-RUMP has visited one of his golf clubs and not played golf.
He made a 40-minute visit to his T-RUMP National Golf Club in Sterling, Va., and he has made a three-day visit to Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ, to watch the 2017 US Women's Open, unfolding at that club.
T-RUMP spent a 17-day “ Working vacation” at T-RUMP National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ, in August, which meant all of those days count as days on his golf courses, even though he didn’t necessarily play golf on all of those days, just most of them…
T-RUMP has played golf with friends, famous people (including golfers Rory McIlroy, Tiger Woods, Dustin Johnson, Daniel Berger, Hideki Matsuyama, Justin Thomas, Bryson DeChambeau and Ernie Els) and for political and diplomatic purposes.
He played with Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who has become an ally on taxes. Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe in February and November in 2017, as well in April 2018. He’s played with legendary quarterback Peyton Manning and Tennessee Senator Nutcase Bob Corker. He does seem to struggle with basic etiquette at times, as Donald T-RUMP has driven his golf cart on the greens.
We don't know if Trump has played golf every time he shows up to one of his clubs. That's because the Trump Administration has gone out of its way to bar the White House press pool from shadowing President Trump when he goes to his golf clubs. That means T-RUMP could be playing golf, or he could be hitting golf balls on the range.
TIP: Don’t drive your cart on the greens, Donald. So stupid of you… but thats to be expected when you are the emperor. And while many were dieing on the border, Donald just played through.
Donald T-RUMP who has played some 188 plus days apparently has no clue that he’s not supposed to drive a golf cart on putting greens. Twitter user Mike Frank shared video Tuesday of the 45th President apparently using a golf cart to drive on the greens at T-RUMP National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ, during one of his trips to one of his 17 owned-or-operated courses.
He previously was on pace to visit his golf clubs more than 650 times in an eight-year presidency. However, his pace as of Aug. 6, 2018 now indicates T-RUMP would spend as much as 745 days of his presidency at a golf course if he wins a second term and serves both terms to completion.
President Donald T-RUMP through his T-RUMP Organization, owns or operates 17 different golf courses or properties around the world, including 12 in the United States, two in Dubai (one open, another opening in 2018), one in Ireland and two in Scotland, as well planned courses in Indonesia.
Two of those U.S. golf courses is close to his Mar-a-Lago private club in West Palm Beach, Fla., and that's where Trump plays the bulk of his golf as President in the winter. He spends plenty of time at his golf club in Sterling, Va., about 20 miles from the White House. He also loves to stay at his Summer White House at T-RUMP National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J.
How many times has Trump played golf as President of the United States? Since taking office on Jan. 20, 2017, Mr. Trump has reportedly been on the grounds of his golf courses or played golf elsewhere 188 times since becoming President, and that's as of May 19, 2019.
The cost of Trump’s golf rounds to the American taxpayer varies by round and course, but it has totaled so far in the tens of millions of dollars. Actually it is over 100 million. And in one year played more golf than President Obama played in eight.
He played with Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe in February and November in 2017, as well in April 2018. He’s played with legendary quarterback Peyton Manning and Tennessee senator Bob Corker. He does seem to struggle with basic etiquette at times, as Donald T-RUMP has driven a golf cart on the greens.
The Schmuck Cheats At Golf As Expected
Breaking Golf Balls News And Certified Bullsh*T: President T-RUMP has posted an 18-hole golf score to @USGA Golf Handicap Information Network for first time this season - a 68 on a course with a 75.3 rating/139 slope. and it was laughed at so hard it was rumored the members of the club had to change their pants caused they peed in them from hysteria…
The Cheater - T-RUMP has a reputation of being a rather prolific cheater on the golf course, with playing partners sometimes calling him out for the tendency of his mis-hit balls off the tee to miraculously end up in the fairway. T-RUMP accused of taking another player's ball to cheat and win a championship at one of his golf clubs.
Speaking with a Norwegian newspaper in 2018, the LPGA golfer Suzann Pettersen said that she had seen Trump’s cheating up close. "He cheats like hell. So I don't quite know how he is in business. They say that if you cheat at golf, you cheat at business,” Pettersen said. (Well Said And True in his case…)
She continued: "He always says he is the world's best putter. But in all the times I've played him, he's never come close to breaking 80. But what's strange is that every time I talk to him, he says he just golfed a 69, or that he set a new course record or won a club championship someplace."
Between Trump’s claim of a shockingly low score — it was 28 strokes lower than the last round that had been recorded with the service — and his reputation on the golf course, many people on Twitter were quick to cast doubt on the validity of the President’s round. ( You mean you even thought he was honest, shame, shame, shame…)
People Twitted - He’s The Supreme Liar
I’m beginning to think that President Trump’s score cards from his rounds of golf might not be extremely accurate.
T-RUMP posted a 68 on a very difficult course. (Did not include XXX Mulligan’s and Shenanigans… ( We call it cheating)
Golf is a game which gives you a lot of insight into peoples character. The score is a reflection of how honest and truthful he is. It is sad and embarrassing that to think he is our President. A 68? Sure, If it refers to Trump’s IQ or his score after 9 holes of golf. As someone who plays and knows the game of Golf, there is no chance T-RUMP shot a 68.
If he was to be removed from office (Cheapest would be assassination @$1.38 for one .338 Lapua Round) it would save the taxpayers about three trillion dollars from the national debt which he claimed he would eliminate… please laugh, I think he meant it as a joke.
BONE SPUR DIAGNOSIS THAT HELPED T-RUMP
AVOID VIETNAM DRAFT WAS A ‘FAVOR’
POINT: SURROUNDED BY FAKE DOCTOR REPORTS
PROPER FOR A COWARDLY FAKE PRESIDENT AND FRAUD
Thats where all the real scum is. You will not find much from his recent doctors who gave him fake rave reviews. Both have dropped off the maps since they lied about him. One blown out by a Congress who would not vet him, the tipsy drug issuing Admiral and the other whose practice might not appeal to everyone. Now he wants to promote the Admiral, AKA ADMIRAL Dr. Feelgood, the liberal pill pusher in the WhiteHouse.
Breaking news WASHINGTON – Two daughters of a New York podiatrist say that 50 years ago their father diagnosed President Donald T-RUMP with bone spurs in his heels as a favor to the doctor’s landlord, Fred T-RUMP, The New York Times reported Wednesday:
Trump received five deferments from the draft for military service during the Vietnam War. He received four education deferments while he was a college student and a fifth deferment in 1968 for a medical exemption after he graduated.
Larry Braunstein, who died in 2007, rented a ground floor office in a building owned by Trump in Jamaica, Queens. His daughters, Elysa Braunstein, 56, and Sharon Kessel, 53, told the Times that their father's role in Trump's diagnosis had become "family lore." "It was something we would always discuss," Elysa Braunstein told the Times. She and her sister are both Democrats who oppose Trump, according to the newspaper.
Elysa Braunstein said their father made the diagnosis to gain access to the landlord and that she didn't know if her father even examined the junior Trump.
"I know it was a favor," Elysa Braunstein said. "What he got was access to Fred Trump," she told the Times. "If there was anything wrong in the building, my dad would call and Trump would take care of it immediately. That was the small favor that he got."
The women did not offer any documentation to back up their claims. They said their father’s story also involve on how much Fred Trump helped his son through the years, giving him what today would be more than $410 million. And a second podiatrist, Manny Weinstein, who died in 1995. Weinstein's landlord was also Fred Trump.
The White House did not make Trump available for a follow-up interview to the New York Times and did not respond to written questions about his service record.
In October, the Times reported T-RUMP told the Times in 2016 that a doctor wrote him a letter for the draft board about the bone spurs – which Trump said were "temporary" and "minor" – but he could not recall the doctor's name. "I had a doctor that gave me a letter – a very strong letter on the heels," Trump told the Times.
Questions about Trump’s deferments have dogged him at least since 2011 when The Smoking Gun published an extract of his draft record.
Critics have noted that T-RUMP was an athlete who enjoyed playing football, baseball, squash, tennis and golf in the years before his medical deferment.
"I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young," Trump told interviewer Michael D'Antonio in 2014. "I was always the best at sports."
"It was a long time ago," Trump told reporters at a July 2015 campaign rally in Iowa. "I had student deferments and then ultimately had a medical deferment because of my feet. I had a bone spur."
When asked which foot had the problem, Trump – who has claimed to have "one of the greatest memories of all time" – told reporters that he could not remember. His campaign later released a statement saying the spurs affected both feet.
The late Sen. John McCain, a Vietnam veteran whom Trump said was not a war hero because he got captured, took a veiled shot at the president's medical deferment during an October 2017 C-SPAN interview.
"One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest-income level of America, and the highest-income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur. That is wrong. That is wrong. If we are going to ask every American to serve, every American should serve," McCain said.
Back in 1968, at the age of 22, Donald J. T-RUMP seemed the picture of health. He stood 6 feet 2 inches with an athletic build; had played football, tennis and squash; and was taking up golf. His medical history was unblemished, aside from a routine appendectomy when he was 10. And received seven deferments for a minor make-believe problem.
But after he graduated from college in the spring of 1968, making him eligible to be drafted and sent to Vietnam, he received a diagnosis that would change his path: bone spurs in his heels. The diagnosis resulted in a coveted 1-Y medical deferment that fall, exempting him from military service as the United States was undertaking huge troop deployments to Southeast Asia, inducting about 300,000 men into the military that year.
T-RUMP IS A LIAR - DRAFT DODGER - “ CAPTAIN COWARD”
AKA “ CAPTAIN BONE SPURS” by Senator Tammy Duckworth
PROOFED AND VERIFIED: In the fall of 1968, Donald J. Trump received a timely diagnosis of bone spurs in his heels that led to his medical exemption from the military during Vietnam. He does not have bone spurs. It’s a lie. A setup by his fathers friendship with a client who was renting from the TRUMPS.
He’s the guy in the picture with his ball in his hand and below is his class picture showing the seven or eight teams that he participated on telling the draft board he had bone spurs? His test grades are sequest-turd under lock and key because his marks are those probably in the idiot - to simpleton range…
Today we know the truth. For 50 years, the details of how the exemption came about, and who made the diagnosis, have remained a mystery, with Mr. T-RUMP himself saying during the presidential campaign that he could not recall who had signed off on the medical documentation. The paperwork has been secured.
The deferment was one of five Mr. Trump received during Vietnam. The others were for education. His experience during the era is drawing new scrutiny after the Muslim American parents of a soldier who was killed in Iraq publicly questioned whether Mr. Trump had ever sacrificed for his country. In an emotional speech at the Democratic National Convention last week, the soldier’s father, Khizr Khan, directly addressed Mr. Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, saying, “You have sacrificed nothing and no one.”
Mr. Trump’s public statements about his draft experience sometimes conflict with his Selective Service records, and he is often hazy in recalling details. In an interview with The New York Times last month, Mr. Trump said the bone spurs had been “temporary” — a “minor” malady that had not had a meaningful impact on him. He said he had visited a doctor who provided him a letter for draft officials, who granted him the medical exemption. He could not remember the doctor’s name. “I had a doctor that gave me a letter — a very strong letter on the heels,” Mr. Trump said in the interview.
Donald Trump’s Draft Experience
Mr. Trump’s public statements about what kept him out of serving in Vietnam sometimes conflict with his Selective Service records. Asked to provide The Times with a copy of the letter, which he had obtained after his fourth student deferment, Mr. Trump said he would have to look for it. A spokeswoman later did not respond to repeated requests for copies of it.
The Selective Service records that remain in the National Archives — many have been discarded — do not specify what medical condition exempted Mr. T-RUMP from military service. Mr. Trump has described the condition as heel spurs, which are protrusions caused by calcium built up on the heel bone, treated through stretching, orthotics or sometimes surgery.
Mr. T-RUMP said that he could not recall exactly when he was no longer bothered by the spurs, but that he had not had an operation for the problem. “Over a period of time, it healed up,” he said. More Bullsh*t!
In the 2015 biography “The Truth About Trump,” the author, Michael D’Antonio, described interviewing Mr. Trump, who at one point slipped off a loafer to display a tiny bulge on his heel. And during a news conference last year, Mr. Trump could not recall which heel had been involved, prompting his campaign to release a statement saying it was both.
Mr. T-RUMP who has hailed his health as “perfection,” said the heel spurs were “not a big problem, but it was just enough of an imaginary problem.”
“THEY WERE SPURS,” HE SAID…