THE NORTH KOREAN TOTAL CLUSTERF*CK

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PHOTO-OP CONTEST

How to make a phony two bastards look sincere…For the Photo-Op

    

THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER: “ Thanks but no thanks, I’m keeping my missiles and Nukes
 


THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER:  This jerk is dumber than a rock
actually a bunch of rocks!

    

 

THE PRESIDENT: “ I will help you, sell out my country and get you a T-RUMP hotel”
THE SUPREME LEADER: “ Thanks but no thanks, You may kiss my ring now and go home.


EDITORIAL IMPUT:   When we talk about relationships with certain countries it really means little what the people there will, think, or want.  Thats not in the equation, you just don’t make choices when you have a Makarov 9MM or an AK-47 behind your ear.  Using Russian and Chinese arms.  Diplomacy is 100% in the mind of the holder and that holder is KIM JONG UN and his army is the holder of those guns.

 

BREAKING NEWS BUT UNVERIFIED

(CNN)The US is monitoring intelligence that suggests North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, is in grave danger after undergoing a previous surgery, according to a US official with direct knowledge. 

 If the reports that Kim Jong Un is very ill are true, heres's hoping he has the same Doctors that treated Otto Warmbier with a similar ending.  One ( Otto) went to heaven and the other ( KIM) hopefully will go to hell.

We are all praying for him, unfortunately it is hopeful and aimed that he doesn’t make it, and if so it will be the largest funeral in the world since his Army will be there to make sure they crowds will be all crying. Bayonets make people cry…a lot.   Some say he went in for a hair plant for his great affliction for his fiend   Donald T-RUMP…  

 

 

KIM JONG-UN

NK Translation “ 머리가 뚱뚱하고 사람들을 죽이는 사람 

MURDERER, Supreme Fearless Leader and DONALD T-RUMPS BFF

Kim Jong-un (officially transcribed Kim Jong Un;  Korean: 김정은)  
Born 8 January 1982, 1983, or 1984)
He is a North Korean politician.  In addition a murderer and ruler of millions of impoverished and imprisoned countrymen.

He has been Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 and Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea since 2012.  Kim is the second child of Kim Jong-il 1941–2011), the country’s second leader from 1994 to 2011, and Ko Yong-hui (1952–2004).

He is the grandson of Kim Il-sung, who was the founder and first leader of North Korea from 1948 to 1994. Kim is the first North Korean leader who was born after the country’s founding, and is also the second youngest leader currently serving head of government in the world.  

He was voted in as leader by his Congress ( as corrupt as our Senators are) by 98-2.  The two were later probably shot. Vegas odds 30,000-1

 

BORN TO BE WILD
From late 2010, Kim Jong-un was viewed as heir apparent to the leadership of the DPRK, and following the elder Kim’s death, North Korean State television announced him as the “ Great Successor”. Kim holds the titles of Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea (as First Secretary between 2012 and 2016), Chairman of the Central Military Commission, Chairman of the State Affairs Commission, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and member of the Presidium of the Politburo of the Workers' Party of Korea, the highest decision-making body in North Korea.  

Kim was promoted to the rank of Marshal of North Korea in the Korean People's Army on 18 July 2012, consolidating his position as the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces.   North Korean state media often refers to him as Marshal Kim Jong-un, “the Marshal” or “Dear Respected."  When there is a gun at your head, anyone is respected. Those whom he replaced have yet to be found

POPULATION CONTROL AND EMOTIONAL WARMTH ( NONE)

  • On 12 December 2013, Kim ordered the execution of his uncle Jang Song-thaek for “  Treachery”.   He fell asleep during one of Kim’s three hour speeches.
  •  Kim is widely believed to have ordered the assassination of his half-brother, Kim Jong-nam, in Malaysia in February 2017 because he was a threat to the throne. Obviously getting rid of your family makes for clearer thinking.
  • The love moat - the affair T-RUMP fell into.  In 2018, Kim Jong-un and President of South Korea Moon Jay-In met twice in Panmunjom on the border between North and South, and once in Pyongyang.  On 12 June 2018, Kim and US President Donald T-RUMP met for a summit in Singapore, the first-ever talks held between a North Korean leader and a sitting US President, to discuss the North Korean nuclear program.   It was a bullshit bust
  • A follow-up meeting in Hanoi in February 2019 ended abruptly without an agreement.  Shortest pissing battle in history.  
  • On 25 April 2019, Kim and Russian President Vladimir Putin held their first summit in Vladivostok, Russia.  Possibly, well probably T-RUMP appreciates another scumbag like himself. 
  • A true family man till he shoots you and he is also is known to use flamethrowers and an 23 mm anti-aircraft gun. He is  nothing but a psychopathic killer and a good fiend/friend for our psychopathic narcissistic loser.

 

THE QUEST OF SQUAREHEAD JONG UN

“ THE WORLD STAGE AS A NUCLEAR POWER

THANKS TO T-RUMPS FALLING FOR KJU’S BULLSH*T 

 

GOP CHALLENGES NORTH KOREA

 TO DANCING WITH THE RED STARS    

There is one thing the GOP does right!   Obstructionism and Dancing around with facts.  ... The GOP attacks evenly, every recruit spinning the same lies, regardless of whether it on TV or print.   The pitch is to the same drummer, with the same beat and after numerous talking head interviews on the TV, it’s the same coordinated rhetoric.  Just like these super marching

 

The “ Stechschritt” or high kick is intended to intimidate the enemy by demonstrating both discipline and devotion”.   In the West however,  it was determined the step is used to get or kick the person in front of them to go into the minefield first.  Note the leg of the soldier just to the right of the officers hat, concentration, she’s really close to the butt of the one in front of her, now thats precision “sh*t -kicking perfection!

 

 

These are the famed North Korean Goose-steppers, Rocket-man’s personal show group just back from a world Communist tour of incredible precision and graceful coordination.   They easily out-shined groups from Africa, China, South America, Mesopotamia, Iran, and the combined Syrian/Lebanon Hezbollah team.
 

SWELLED HEADS AMONG THE GENERALS


In North Korea The Toilet Bowl Hat The Style Of The Hats Denotes Rank…  

Higher the rank, the bigger the hat to accompany the huge amount of technical information and populist cranial crap that Kim Jung Un wrote about himself.  Praise, worship and self adoration en-mass so they can write them down in their little books they all take notes in.  

At a press party the other night one of the journalists commented when these Generals are around Kim Jung Un they all take notes, applaud, complement him, smile and wear their big hats.

On KIMS left, your right Colonel General Fok-tup is teaching his top officers not to submit blank sheets of paper with    너 바위 보스  or neo bawi boseu. (Translation: “you rock boss”).  He wants to see what they wrote, since he can’t remember what KIM said either.  

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