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WHO WILL FIX HUMPTY - TRUMPTY

BREAKING EGG NEWS
When Humpty Trumpty fell off the wall, all the Kings horses and all the Kings men could not put Humpty Trumpty back together again.  How Sad... 

The wall on which the cannon was positioned...by Mueller and fired upon during the siege, and Humpty T-Rumpty went tumbling down.  It was severely damaged in the fall and, as the rhyme says, “  All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men couldn’t put T-Rumpty together again.”  All the Superglue had been previously used in his hairspray.  Most felt he’s useless and why bother anyway?

After much discourse on the subject discussing our relationship today with our foreign allies I realize we are in a severely injured position because of President Trump’s diplomatic free for all screw-ups involving walls, immigration, extreme prejudice and the spreading of hatred, lies and other dubious filth and excrement.  We refer to him as Doctor Shitzenflinger…

He is the modern version of the Egg Head who sat on a wall during a battle. yes he was a draft dodger, with fake letters from doctors.  SEE THE BONE SPUR PRESIDENT According to acceptable rules,  we’ll just rename T-RUMP as Hump-Me I’m Dumpy due to his braggadocio attitude with women and his roving hands.



HUMPTY - TRUMPTY

Humpty T-rump-ty wants to build a fake wall,
But his stupidity and lies caused him a great fall
All of the Senate old gray heads and bosses...
Will find out in 2020 when they lose in great loses..

Sooner or later his base will wake up, they were screwed by his lies 
And Jesus will wake up the Evangelicals who drop the fake sought  tithes…. 

He is a human driftwood, a lepers pariah
Suicide the end game for those who follow the fake Messiah...

His disruptions, being kind also known as three years of insults, 
Bigly lies embarrassments,  false promises, threats and a lots of fake impulse...
His bullshit will not be easy to undo, even with all those dumb minds that write
Stephen Miller,  Kelly Conway, and worthless Sarah Sanders helped create his fake smite

A small poem by Al Jacobson



PART ONE - MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS

POEM THAT SENT ME TO DETENTION 

SHAKESPEARE DOTH NOT A GENIUS MAKE, 
FOR HE SPAKE IN TERMS REMINISCENT OF A FLAKE,
HIS METER, I FIND HURTS MY EARS, HIS STORIES I FIND, BRING ME TO TEARS, 

AND ALL THOSE MARKS OF SELECTIVE PUNCTUATION, BRING ME...  ALAS NO RESERVATION,
MY RUN-ON SENTENCES PROVIDE ME WITH EXPRESSION,  I AM A STORY TELLER
NOT A CRITIQUER OF A USELESS FICTIONAL BORING BEST SELLER
AND YOUR CLASSES FRANKLY ARE QUITE BORING...   
THUS THE ABUNDANCE OF HIGH OCTAVE SNORING”


I received a standing ovation and cheering for my performance.   Before that I never wrote a line of prose in my life, but times change and there are times you step up to the pump... Truthfully, today I’m finding it, poetry somewhat  interesting, and relaxing.  In fact I compare writing prose to crossword puzzles, you are putting thoughts and things together.  Later,  a couple years ago, reminiscing I expanded my origional poem with an update that I’m happy with.


PART TWO - TODAYS ADDITION TO MY MANTRA

TODAY, I WRITE AS I SPEAK, MY WORKS REFLECT WHAT I SEEK,
BE IT RELIGION, FOOD, OR POLITICAL, MY REPORTS CAN BE QUITE CRITICAL
I SEEK AND EMBELLISH THE UNCOUTH, WHEN SEEKING THE REALITY OF TRUTH,
THERE ARE SOME DOORS THAT I WILL HAVE TO SMASH OPEN, 
AND THE WORDS WILL APPEAR UNBROKEN,
FOR THE LIARS, CHEATERS AND CROOKS, BRINGING IT OUT IS MY QUEST,
AND WHEN IT BECOMES VERY REAL, FOR ME THAT IS THE BEST OF BEST
AND I WILL BRING IT FORTH TO THE TOP OF THE HEAP,
FEARING NO ONE, NO MAN, NO BEAST, NO CREEP...




T-RUMPS TOUGH TIMES

THE BREEZE MAY KISS THE SOUTHERN SKIES WHILE THE BIRDS MAY KISS THE BUTTERFLIES…  
NOW THATS ALL THE GOOD, BUT THE REST OF THIS POEM IS ABOUT WHAT SHOULD REALLY BE UNDERSTOOD

MELANIA’S RUBY LIPS MAY KISS THE GLASS,  BUT VP PENCE HAS HIS HEAD UP TRUMPS FAT ASS
  I  LISTEN TO HIS BULLSHIT, THE ACCOLADES OF WHAT A GREAT JOB TRUMPS DONE, 
BUT ALAS FINDING OUT MOST OF IT,  JUST PROMISES, A BIG LIE, A JOKE AND WAS ALL IN FUN…   

VP PENCE EMBRACING THE ROLE OF AGREE-ER, THE COLLABORATOR OF T-RUMP’S BAD THOUGHTS AND IDEALS…
AND NOW WE HAVE LINDSEY GRAHAM, AKA “ THE FLIPPER”  ON HIS HORSE RIDING WITH T-RUMPS FAKE SPIELS…

IN 2020 NOT THAT FAR AWAY, WHEN THE BIG VOTE COMES TO FRUITION… 
WILL VP PENCE BE REPLACED BY GRAHAM, THATS MY INTUITION. 

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FOR THE COAL MINERS WHOSE PROMISES T-RUMP MADE, THEY WERE LIES AND THEY REALLY GOT THE SHAFT
THEY NEVER GOT THEIR JOBS BACK , THE MINES NEVER OPENED…AND SUSPICIONS OF GRAFT…
THE US CAR MAKERS SENT GM TO CHINA TO HELP THE CHINESE LEARN THEIR CRAFT
AND NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR DONALD’S BEST FRIEND XI, 
HE’LL PROBABLY HAVE A GOLD PLATED BUICK FROM CHINA UNDER HIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

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THE TAX BREAK THAT WAS ALL FOR THE RICH, AND MADE DONALD MORE MILLIONS AND GOLD
  IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT FROM PAUL RYAN, WHO COULD OF NEVER GOTTEN THAT DEAL SOLD
  IT FAILED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE,  IN THE CONGRESS BUT IT PASSED BECAUSE DONALD  AND MITCH
SENSED OWNING THE SENATE AND HIDING THE REAL FACTS COULD MAKE THEM VERY RICH…

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HE SCREWED THE MIDDLE CLASS READ BAD, THEIR 20 DOLLAR A WEEK PAY RAISE WAS SAD
AND WHEN THEY GOT THEIR TAX FORM THEY DISCOVERED A MINUS, NOT A PLUS 
THEY OWNED 800 DOLLARS DUE TO THE FAKE NEWS,  WHATS ALL THE FUSS…

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YOU VOTED FOR HIM AND ALL THE GOOD HE WOULD DO
 BUT THAT WAS ALL LIES, UNTRUTHS AND SPEECHES RIGHT FROM THE LOO

HIS RALLIES TURNED MANY, HIS JOKES WERE FUNNY AND HE SLAMMED THOSE OPPOSED
BACKED BY RUDI GIULIANI IN A DRESS AND SHINNING BLACK HOSE.

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WITH FRIENDS LIKE KIM AND PUTIN, DUARTE AND OTHERS
THE APPROPRIATE NAME WOULD BE A “ BAND OF DRUTHERS”
HE ONLY HAS PRAISE FOR THE SCUMBAGS OF THE WORLD WHO KILL, TORTURE AND MAIM…
HOW SAD TO HAVE A PRESIDENT, NO REAL GOOD FRIENDS, 
 JUST A BUNCH OF SCUMBAGS HE WON’T DEFAME

IT IS THOUGHT HE IS ENVIOUS OF ALL THEIR POWER…
IN THE REAL WORLD, IN A CACTUS PATCH,  HE’D BE NOTHING BUT A FLOWER

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THE FARMERS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SELL THEIR SOY AND WHEAT…
  SO T-RUMP TAKES THE 25% TARIFF MONEY FROM AMERICANS AND THROWS IT AT THE FARMERS FEET…
T-RUMP THE BOSS SAYS COME AND GET IT, WE’LL FIX UP YOUR LOSS
SO THE POOR AND THOSE WHO ARE PAYING THE PREMIUMS ON THE BAD DEALS HE COMES ACROSS…

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T-RUMP IS A LIAR, A TRAITOR, A DRAFT DODGER AND VOTED ONE OF THE WORLDS GREATEST FLAKES
HOPEFULLY ONE DAY A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN WILL HAVE FOUND A WAY TO PUT ON HIS BRAKES…
WHETHER BY VOTE, AN AMENDMENT, IMPEACHMENT OR HE DROPS DEAD, 
A FIRING SQUAD WOULD BE MY CHOICE WITH ONE GOOD ONE TO THE HEAD

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HE HAD CORRUPTED THE SENATE, THE JUSTICE,  THE FBI, AND TOTALLY STACKED THE SUPREME COURT 
WE ARE HELPLESS TO FIGHT WITH HIM CIVILY WITH THE GANG HE HAS FOR SUPPORT
ADD MCCONNELL, GRAHAM AND LOWER THE BAR BARR, GIULIANI AND PENCE
A RETCHED CREW NO LESS, ALL LOWLIFES, ALL FOR HIS DEFENSE

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HE HAS EXCEEDED ALL THE TASKS OF OFFICE WITH FAILURES GALORE
HE IS ALL TALK, NONE OF IT TRUTH,  HE TRULY IS A LIEING WHORE…
HE MAKES ME FEEL ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY
 THAT SO MANY OF YOU GOP AND EVANGELICALS SUPPORT HIS LIES

ONE DAY WHEN YOU STAND IN FRONT OF THAT PLACE WHERE YOU ARE CHOSEN FOR HEAVEN OR HELL,
CLAIMING YOU SUPPORTED T-RUMP,  WILL RING THE DOWN ELEVATOR BELL…
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THT-RUMP REQUIEM
‘NO LIARS REMORSE

I FEAR FOR ALL, THE DEATH OF FREEDOM, THE REBIRTH OF HATE
 BY A MAN WHO ADMIRES DICTATORS, HE WISHES TO EMULATE

AND THE REAL PEOPLE WILL RISE, I BELIEVE SOON THEY WILL HAVE HAD ENOUGH
OF HIS LIES, IN THE LEANING OF THIS DEMOCRACY, WE HAVE TO BE AS TOUGH 

IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO SIT AND MOTE
ACTION, ACTION, FROM TODAY WE HAVE TWO YEARS 
THANK GOD, ANOTHER CHANCE TO VOTE!

NO ONE CAN SAY WE ARE A PERFECT UNION WITH JUSTICE 
AND EQUALITY FOR ALL,  HOW SAD...
BUT WE ARE BETTER THAN THE DIRECTION WE ARE BEING TAKEN, 
WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY BIGLY INCREDIBLY BAD

WE QUESTION THOSE WHO LEAD US TO DARKNESS AND DESTRUCTION
INSTEAD OF THEIR PROMISES OF EDUCATION, INFRASTRUCTURE, AND RECONSTRUCTION

ALL STEMMING FROM ONE VOICE WITH A MYRIAD OF SEDUCTION
THATS DESERVED TO BE TWITTED OUT OF EXISTENCE BY LIP LIPOSUCTION...

IT’S REALLY A BIGLY AND SIMPLY TO GET RID OF WHATS WRONG...
ONE GOOD LYNCH MOB OF VIGILANTES, YOU CAN GET FOR A SONG...

AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, GET RID OF HIS CORROSIVE CREW,
FOR ALL THE STEALING, LIEING, AND COLLUSION THEY HAVE MANAGED TO SPREW... 

A NEW BRAZILIAN DICTATOR JUST LIKE TRUMP WAS BORN
DIVISIVENESS AND PREJUDICE IN A TRUMP WORLD OF SCORN

A BAD MONTH FOR THE WORLD, AND HUMANITY IS LOST
ALL INCIDENTS OF HATE TRIGGERED... WITH A LETHAL COST

THEY CALL IT NATIONALISM, POPULARISM AND 
HE’LL TELL YOU, HIS MANTRA IS TO MAKE US GREAT
BACKED BY LIES, INNUENDOES, STORIES AND HATE.

THESE ARE SAD TIMES FOR THE COUNTRY...
ALL STIMULATED BY A HATEFUL PRESIDENTE
WITH A WISH FOR A LEGACY, THATS VERY DEMENTE

HIS CALLING HAS HURT BOTH THE BLACKS, BROWNS AND THE JEWS,
HIS WORDS PROMOTE NOTHING BUT HATE AND THE REAL FAKE NEWS

HIS DEMEANOR IS ONE WHO IS VERY UNCOUTH,
NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THAT CALLING BY ALL HIS UNTRUTH

JUST LIKE PUTIN, KIM JUNG UN, MBS, DUTERTE, AND BOLSONARO 
ALL CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO AVOID A  DANGEROUS SCENARIO

HE IS PRETENDING AND BE-FRIENDING TO BE PART OF THE GANG
HOPEFULLY ONE DAY WE WILL SEE HIS PORTRAIT HANG 

AND AT THE WISH OF THOSE OF THE DILETTANTE
IN A LANDFILL, ON A STONE, SURROUNDED BY TRASH
HEIL TO THE FAKE PRESIDENTE

A NEW SHORT poem by Al Jacobson 3-16-2019




DEDICATED TO ROCKET MAN VERSUS THE T-RUMP

AND THE MEETING IN HANOII

•  WASHINGTON MUST ACCEPT A POWERFUL GROWING NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA...
T-RUMP DOESN’T UNDERSTAND AND KEEPS SPROUTING HIS LONG WINDED DIARRHEA,

•  AND MY BETS ON KIM WINNING AND SCREWING THE DONALD... AGAIN, 
LOOK WHO IS BENDING TO WHO,  IT WON’T EVEN NEED THE STRIKE OF A PEN... 

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•  T-RUMP HAS ALREADY LOST, SO SAY THE BETS WERE THAT DONALD CAVES...
JUST FACT ... NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE RANTS AND RAVES...

•  THIS IS A POEM DEDICATED TO THE  DONALD AND MAINLY KIM, 
FOR A THE ODDS OF T-RUMP WINNING HAVE GROWN, VERY, VERY  SLIM...

•  THE LITTLE MAN OF NORTH KOREA SCREWED T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,
BUT ALAS, T-RUMP STILL LOVES KIM JONG UN VERY MUCH THE SAME... 

•  AND NOW WE KNOW WHATS REAL...
TRUMP LIED TO US, HE NEVER DID HAVE A DEAL !

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•  T-RUMP MADE ALL THE NEWS SHOWS WITH HIS VICTORY LAP... 
BUT IN REALITY T-RUMP’S BOGUS RAP WAS FULL OF CRAP...

•  HE PRAISED HIMSELF ALLOVER THE WORLD, HE THOUGHT IT A JOKE
AGAIN AS WITH MUCH OF TRUMP, IT WAS NOTHING BUT A CLOUD OF SMOKE

•  THE LITTLE ROCKET MAN MAKES BIGGER BOMBS AND STALLED FOR TIME...
KIM TURNED OUT A PLAN FOR A BIGGER BOOM THAT WORKED REAL FINE

•  THE FAKE RUSE WORKED BY THE “LITTLE MAN” THE STINKER, 
AND IGNORANT T-RUMP WENT FOR IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER

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•  T-RUMP HAS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING UNPREPARED AND LOSING IT, HE KNOWS NO RAGE,
KIM IS GRATEFUL TO THE T-RUMP,  HE PUT KIM RIGHT ON THE WORLDS MAIN STAGE

•  IN HIS MIND AND MOUTH T-RUMP IS GOING TO BE ALWAYS RIGHT,  
BUT NOT VERY GOOD IN THIS VERBAL MOUTH TO MOUTH FIGHT

•  I SUPPOSE HE CAN DO BETTER WRITING LOVE LETTERS BY HAND
SO LOVING, SO POETIC, SO FULL OF LOVE, SO ... OH SO GRANDSTAND

•  ALL FOR THE GRAND FINALE OF PEACE AND A GREAT SUMMIT,
ALAS THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TURNED OUT TO BE WAS  A RATING PLUMMET 

•  IN THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT T-RUMP  WAS UPSET AND QUITE BORED
 ALONE TO GO HOME IN AIR FORCE ONE, THE CAPTAIN HAD IT FLOORED

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•  AND THE ROCKET MAN STAYED IN TOWN TO MAKE FRIENDS IN NAM
WHILE T-RUMP LICKED HIS WOUNDS AND SHUT DOWN LIKE A CLAM

•  THIS TRIP COST US FIFTEEN MILLIONS TWICE FOR THE PLEASURE OF GETTING NOWHERE
A WASTE OF MONEY POORLY PLANNED BY THE MAN WITH THE SWEPT GOLDEN HAIR

•  WHILE T-RUMP PARADED HIS OWN ACCOLADES OF BEING A GREAT HANDLER 
THE LITTLE MAN BEAT T-RUMP AT HIS OWN GAME,  AS THE LITTLEST MANGLER, 

•  AS THE TWITTS CAME CLAIMING IT WAS A SUCCESS BY T-RUMP, BOLTON AND FOX 
ONCE AGAIN THE TRUTH PREVAILED, 
IT SMELLED LIKE A PAIR OF WEEK OLD SOCKS

•  AND KIM IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WITH ONGOING TARIFF WARS WITH CHINA, 
A GOOD PLAY,  CHINA HIS PARTNER,  FOR T-RUMP A DOSE OF ANGINA

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•  FOR KIM, TIME FOR A GOOD SHOT OF WHISKEY, A FAVORED BEVERAGE
CELEBRATE!  SOMETHING STRONG, CAUSE T-RUMP HAS LOST ALL HIS LEVERAGE

•  T-RUMP CLAIMS HE DOES NOT DRINK, HE’S NOT A BOOZER
HIS BRAINS ARE JUST ROTTING ON DIET COKE, HIS GANGLIA A SOLID LOOSER...

•  SO T-RUMP BETTER BE CAREFUL AND WATCH WHO, WHAT, AND WHEN HE BERATES
HIS PROMISES, STORIES ALL MADE-UP, WITH AN ALIMENTARY GAS, THAT AERATES...

•  HIS CLAIMS ORIGINATE AND SHOT FROM THE HIP, THEY CREATE FAKE FART NEWS...
BULLSHIT 24/7 DAY IS DEPRESSING AND FOR MANY CAUSING THE BLUES...

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•  KIM, XI, CHINA, TRADE DEALS, TARIFFS, AND WEAPONS MIGHT NOT BE AS CONCLUSIONAL,
IT’S NO TIME FOR T-RUMP TO BRAG, LIES AND FALSEHOODS HAVE LABELED HIM DELUSIONAL

•  THE PROBLEM IS A MAN WHO LIES TO HIS FELLOW AMERICANS AND DOESN’T TEND TO THE TRUTH,
A MYSOGINISTIC NARCISSISSTIC FOOL WHO NEEDS TO SPEND TIME  
WITH GOD, DR FREUD, DR PHIL and DR RUTH...

A short poem by Alan Jacobson dedicated to Kim and Donald, may they spend the rest of their lives in hell together  



THE  RUSSIAN COLLUSION

A POEM BY AL JACOBSON From My Book Of Poems About Assholes

To Donald with Love From Vlad 

Your twits and stones won’t break my bones, and twitter names will never harm me
But nukes, troops, ships, and cruise missiles might possibly alarm me.

Your claims and bravado from one who draft-dodged his countries service,
I laugh, you’re bragging, self adornment falls just short of making me nervous...

Spew all the junk, the flim, flam, and the twitts,  
Go back to playing with those porn queens t*t’s

Please keep twitting and claim fake if thats all that you can,
Since my GRB’s  superb hackers  just delete all your spam...

Be aware, my friend, I was trained by the elite KGB,
And we got all the hacks free by perusing the DOD

So be kind to me and keep kissing my ass...
For a scumbag like you, I’m way above your class

In the midst of all your trials, tribulations and talk of defense,
You nether-lands are well protected by your stooge Mike Pence 

And to think you can be my friend and imitate me, thats your quirk...  A simple coward pretend bully like you will always be a simple third grade jerk...

Have a bigly day....         
Your Fiend, Vladimir 


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