Jimmy Swaggert got caught twice..with adulterous indiscretions with a prostitute. Swaggart was the Godly fellow who ratted out Jim Bakkers parlance's and indeiscretions. 
There was heavy competition for the money from the TV audience at that time.  So the begetters turned on each other. Yes friend, even Godly rats eat their own in times of pestilence.

Then Swaggart got caught the first time with a prostitute, whom he tried to solicit her daughter too, she was a child, underage and we believe he beat that rap, since it did not happen.  But Satan, the blame guy was there.  Jimmy says he saw him.  Must of been a mirror close by. Had it happened, he should have been sent to jail and let Bubba and friends handle it. Whoremonger and potential pedophile and you send him money.

Thank goodness, it debunks the phrase, "it's the thought not the gift", very popular around the holidays. He just wants your money. He was subsequently forced to step down from his pulpit for a year, his son Donny took over till he cleansed. He made a tearful Academy Award quality televised apology in February 1988 to his congregation.  He said "I have sinned against you, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse every stain until it is in the seas of God's forgiveness".  Unfortunately, God was busy with Popoff at the time because rumors had it he would of sent an Angel with a pair of dull scissors and cut his testicles off.  

Well it was a short lived cruise. (True-pun) Swaggert was caught again by California police three years later in 1991 with another prostitute, Rosemary Garcia, who was riding with him in his car when he was stopped for driving on the wrong side of the road. When asked why she was with Swaggart, she replied, "He asked me for sex. I mean, that's why he stopped me. Honest Rosemary said "that's what I do. I'm a prostitute."  Holy blowjob, Batman...now thats a soundbite. He gets the full five bulls.

Never shy about sharing his views, Swaggart became only more outspoken after his move to television. He called Roman Catholicism "a false religion. It is not the Christian way." Of Jews he has said that "because of their rejection of Christ, they have known sorrow and heartache like no other people on the face of the Earth." 

Homosexuals have been another favorite target, particularly those who are ministers: "We've got to get those limp-wristed preachers out of the pulpits". He has railed on TV again and does a show every day on bible study and he still sings gospel, he is Jerry Lee Lewis's  cousin from "Great Balls of Fire Fame".  Another man of the cloth in good standing with the LORD. Thats if the Lord was James Brown. Could be. So we have great Balls of Fire, the cousin to Great balls of Desire!  

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