THE GURU OF GLAMOUR
KING OF KINGS, BENNIE HINN (CON OF CONS)
Benny Hinn, you know him by the hairdo, enough to challenge Donald Trump for flyover is a TV charlatan who also like Pat Robertson claims to have God's personal cell phone number. Must have, since he claims to talk to him all the time.
Really, a lot of rollover minutes. With the money stupid people give him to blow he might as well just buy a cellphone company and the network and not worry about minutes.
And do people really believe he talks to GOD? Some must be that stupid. We all know GOD hates technical stuff. He doesn't need a cellphone. He has Dial-A-Bush.com. When he communicates he just burns a bush. Believe me, no missed calls with "Burning Bush" and if you order today you get the "Amazing Grace ringtone free"!
PROSPERITY GOSPEL
Inquiring minds wish to know exactly what "prosperity gospel" means since it is not recognized by nor affiliated with any established denomination. He has had no formal training as a minister. Summing it up in parables, he is a self taught bull-shiter, a con and many mainstream Christians consider him an embarrassment. The spiritually designed high-collar bishop looking outfits he wears add to the image as a minister. He is all image. His spiel is that if you send him money it will lead to your success and financial fulfillment. It's true, he uses it and makes a killing, only you stay broke.
BORN IN THE HOLY LAND
Benny Hinn was born in Israel, raised in the Greek Orthodox Church, attended Roman Catholic schools as a child. No wonder he's nuts. He claims his childhood was plagued by a persistent stutter, the press consulted his childhood acquaintances. Unfounded, another miracle (contrived) similar to the dead chicken story by Jan Crouch.
PEYOTE DRIVEN MESSAGES
• Hinn has prophesized that God would destroy the homosexual community of America by fire "in the mid-nineties -- about '94 or '95, no later than that."
• He also foretold that Fidel Castro would die during the 1990s.
• The world would end by 1999.
• Hinn taught Adam, (see Eve and snakes) flew to the moon.
• He burps out that in his version of the great stories the Christian Trinity is actually God in nine persons, not three, because the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are each comprised of trinities.
ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID? -(YES)
• He started preaching in Canada in the 1970s, TV was his strength.
• He is in over 100 countries.
• He is a faith healer and all he does is breath on you and you are healed allegedly curing diseases and congenital defects. Must be those Penicillin based lozenges.
• His most famous borner-againer (who are generally very prone to psychosomatic episodes) is Evander Holyfield who had the hole in his heart repaired by Hinn's healing powers. Nevertheless he could do nothing for Evander's hole in his ear. Mike Tyson bit quite a hole in Evander's ear. Benny bit a hole in Evander's wallet. I always liked Evander, he was a good clean champ, but well, not that bright to see he was being used. Just add the word "fool" to the resume.
• Hinn's healings were effectively debunked in a 2002 report by NBC's Dateline who scoped him and a follow up BBC TV Special really blew the lid off things when they followed the healed who all had relapses. Those endorphins wore off. They are created in mass groups as a psychological hysteria as explained by the doctors and shrinks the BBC had testify.
MEN OF GOD DON'T DIVORCE
• Suzanne Hinn filed the papers in Orange County Superior Court on Feb. 1, citing irreconcilable differences, after more than 30 years of marriage. The papers note the two separated on Jan. 26 and that Hinn has been living in Dana Point, a wealthy coastal community in southern Orange County.
• "Pastor Benny Hinn and his immediate family were shocked and saddened to learn of this news without any previous notice," Benny Hinn Ministries said Thursday in a statement. "Although Pastor Hinn has faithfully endeavored to bring healing to their relationship, those efforts failed and were met with the petition for divorce that was filed without notice."
• It seems the good book people do more sowing than reaping. And many of them truly believe that regardless of what they do they will be forgiven. All of those clowns are right back on TV and the morons continue to send them money. Maybe they think they are too big to fail. You see Religion is trying to work it's way into Politics and learning a few things at the same time. Too big to fail.