THE PALIN CHRONICLES 



2010-2016  GOV. SARAH PALIN

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The Alfred E. Newman Awards  are devoted to and recognizing those who did little for the country except tear it apart and prove cranial-rectal dyslexia does exist even in 2010.  It is also given for Political and Corporate movements of great distinction some which needed to be flushed twice.  

Though the competition was fierce, one eventually rose to the top by quitting!   Falling from grace after suckering millions in fees and pledges while getting ousted by FOX news who can’t stand her anymore, we had a winner.  

We had to go with SARAH PALIN our 2010-2011 Winner.  And obviously the good Lord missed her on the calling list, hoping she goes south.  Nothing no ideas, no answers, just complains and complains and if you jiggle the letters in the word COMPLAINS, you get PALIN MOCS.  

We carry her theme because even with all the death wishes raked on her, she is a survivor appearing at a few events for  in 2016,  befriending Donald T-RUMP.  She’s older now, losing a bit of that model look, dumber than a rock, actually dumber than titanium, [harder than the average rock]  insulting as ever, eager to throw her two cents in, to a five dollar ante poker game.   


SARAH PALIN IN THE RAW
U.S. veteran and war/combat survivor Chris Mark had some harsh words for GOP pundit Sarah Palin in his post on the website GlobalRiskInfo.com.  After Palin’s son was arrested for domestic violence earlier last week, she blamed his dangerous and drunken episode on Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

Chris Mark is a PTSD survivor, and found Palin’s political ploy to divert her son’s crime very offensive, as have many Americans and American veterans. Mark decided to write this open letter to Palin, which was re-posted Sunday on US UnCut:

Dear Mrs. Palin,

I am a former US Marine and US Navy Officer with a Combat Action Ribbon as well as service connected disabilities. I am also a Republican.  I have also served with, and am friends with, dozens of combat veterans who suffer daily from various injuries and wounds to include PTSD.  I recently read your comments related to PTSD in which you attempted to excuse your son’s arrest on domestic abuse charges and firearm charges by referencing his supposed PTSD.   Based upon your previous comments I am not surprised that you would choose to use this very serious condition as a political football and, once again, attempt to divert blame from your own family’s abhorrent, violent behavior.

In 2014 your entire family was involved in a late night ‘drunken brawl’ at a party in which Track Palin (the accused domestic abuser) was involved in a bloody fight.  While you publicly stated how proud you were at your children’s violent actions, maybe this should have been a sign that Track has a problem.  

It is certainly curious that you did not feel the need to reference his supposed PTSD in this situation and instead stated: “…my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”  Maybe, instead of encouraging Track’s violence, you should have taken the opportunity to get him help.  Maybe, instead of being the result of PTSD, your son was simply trying to uphold the stated Palin family values and “…make your heart soar” by abusing a woman.

PTSD is stigmatized in the media and not well understood by the general public.  An estimated 22 veterans commit suicide every day in the United States.  This is nearly 8,000 veterans who take their lives every year.  Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) stated: “Every day in the United States, 22 veterans succumb to suicide — losing their personal battle to invisible wounds of war.”   Veterans who have willingly given so much in service to their country should not have to bear the burden of being further stigmatized by your ignorant and foolish statements.

While I do not propose to speak for all veterans, I am clearly not alone in my views regarding your unfortunate statements.  They were unfortunate for the many veterans who face further disdain and discrimination based upon your inaccurate and ignorant portrayal of those who suffer with PTSD as well as the causes of the condition.

While I would personally prefer that you simply avoid public life and simply fade away,  if you insist on trying to use your “celebrity status” for a cause, please educate yourself on the facts of PTSD and try to help veterans by using your significant influence in a more productive, and less political manner.  There are a number of veteran’s organizations to which you can donate time, money and energy to make a difference. Two organizations you may want to consider is the Marine Reconnaissance Foundation and the Recon & Sniper Foundation.

Regards,

Chris Mark

Thank you Chris Mark for publicly speaking out against the odious, repulsive, and ever-ridiculous Sarah Palin. More importantly, thank you for your courage and the great service you continue to give this to this country and to those suffering with PTSD around the world.


CHASING THE SARAH PALIN BRAND
If you can’t say something smart written by someone else, keep quiet because your stupidity and babbling ignorance will flow basically unstructured drivel spiced with yups and yips and the profound rebel “bycrackies”.  That is the Palin way, lots of nothings.

She is a very beautiful woman, her aspirations to become a model show in her good well cared for looks, her smile, her hair, her poise, confident  posed walk and those wonderful Bancroft glasses.  

Two and a half years later she is a brand.  Well kind of outdated brand.  The speed of light is so much faster than the speed of sound, her words got there after the blinding light.   

The Palin Brand and like so many products that hit the market, they rise and then they fall.   Some recently compared her to the rebuild of the GM car line and then millions of recalls.  GM is going to be manufacturing Buick in China, quite a slap in the face of Buick owners, and hopefully they’ll send her to China where we will expect her to tell them whats wrong with their country.  Which will end in her being sent to a gulag fashioned after the Russian ones she saw when she looked out her window.


THE COMPLAINER
Inspite of her being relegated to a back seat on the political scene after losing, first in the election, second at FOX news, she still manages to outshine most others in the supreme idiot category of  stupidity only bowing to Michelle Bachmann, AKA “Bat-Shit Crazy”.  Michele who easily outshines Palin in  “STUPID” has been quiet lately because of an investigation and her announced retirement from Congress.  The house clean up committee noted she should be charged for all this Bat-shit since most of her comments went over like Bat-shit.  But back to Palin.

01-16-2016 - So Sarah Palin went on Greta Van Susteren’s show last night and one of the “ questions” was about what she thought of President Obama’s reference to America’s “Sputnik moment" during his State of the Union address.

Just about everyone knows that the phrase "Sputnik moment" refers to America's response to the Soviet launch of the Sputnik satellite and how it galvanized the nation to make the scientific and technological advantages that allowed us to go to the moon and beyond, but not Sarah Palin.

To Palin, the Sputnik moment was a bad thing for America and the fact that President Obama "would aspire Americans to celebrate" it represents a "WTF moment." Why? Because, she says, Sputnik "resulted in the inevitable collapse of the Soviet Union."

Of course, the collapse of the Soviet Union had nothing to do with to do with more than just Sputnik (and does Palin really think its collapse was a bad thing?),  but the point of President Obama's speech wasn't that we should emulate the Soviet Union -- it was that we should emulate our own history and our own response to Sputnik.

Palin obviously didn’t understand that, which makes for a truly remarkable 45 seconds of television -- quite possibly the stupidest 45 seconds of babbling by a current or former potential presidential candidate in American history till T-RUMP came along.


PRE-DISASTER
Occasionally working backstage during a political campaign is a chance to see what really goes on during the war of words, unexplainable phrases, and scads and scads of spin, it’s enough to make a Whirling Dervish dizzy.   

The press drove from Tampa to Orlando, West Palm and the official Republican Stop, the Village’s, a huge manufactured city in itself, home community of 75,000 houses designed for seniors that offers thirty- three golf courses and speeches as long as it is Republican, Republican and Republican.  The crowd living there rarely gets anything from the outside other than a Republican Book signing.  This is because the villages are owned by one of the largest supporters of the Republican party.  The screeching of chalk on the blackboard is the only way I would describe her combined with a rhetoric of complaint.  All she does is complain, no answers, no solutions, just pick, pick, pick.  If you dissect her words, you find a  person so self-enamored she is happy saying anything, no matter how stupid or ill-thought just to get attention.  COMPLAINS jiggled around becomes PALIN MOCS! After the second speech of the day, and too far for a cab home I closed my ears.


THE HOCKEY MOM ROUTINE - MOSTLY PREFAB
She is one of the sharpest, most manipulative, and self sufficient individuals on the planet.  The Republicans thought they knew her but she is most of all a survivor, opportunist and a lot smarter than some of them.  Her only problem is she’s not intellectually intelligent, shoots from the hip, has bad writers and handlers and she pays no attention to them either. And she lies as the Chicago Times found out.

Her statement that she is a hockey mom would not rate high on meters, but rated well with real hockey moms and the comparison to pit bulls backfired as a female pit bull is a bitch. In one sense she did get it right.   And the hockey MOM taught her daughter well allowing her daughters boyfriend to live with them and oops daughter is pregnant.  They spin a fast marriage story to cover the growing embryo.

Her Thoughts on Marijuana  June 18, 2010, Palin calls marijuana use by adults a “ Minimal problem".  When you have nothing to say that's intelligent, you say nothing and dodge the bullet.  In an appearance on Fox Business  Sarah Palin expressed a somewhat lenient view on the enforcement of marijuana laws. “I'm not for the legalization of pot," said Palin. 

But “If somebody’s going to smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at....”  


WORST CAMPAIGN IN HISTORY
Analysts and Monday-morning quarterbacks credited McCains loss to one of the worst run campaigns in history. Against his own judgment, Sen. McCain’s handlers pushed him into, Sarah Palin as his running mate.  McCain had wanted someone like Joe Lieberman for the middle vote.  

Another severe issue of not thinking nor acting on instinct.  Lieberman had more flip-flops than Miami Beach during spring break.  Nevertheless, voters originally applauded his choice of Palin and her qualifications.  

They got killed in the election, her smart remarks got her notoriety, and the publics eye and the focus was on her not McCain.  I like John but he was overwhelmed.  And as things went on, she grew but not with the voters they needed.  

In the end mature voters came out saved the day.   She walked around McCain without even a fight. On some road stops she completely overshadowed him.

The crowds, admittedly pro right wingers Republican, all these speeches are nothing but preaching to the choir to get them excited, and she did.  The chants were Sarah! Sarah!.  The loved her and who was that guy on the stand next to her.


Statements were made that she was fully vetted and qualified for the job.  In her own words, a pit-bull with lipstick, a soccer mom and Apple Pie America all rolled into a cheerleaders figure and a pageant queens posture.  The only thing missing it seems is correct use of the language, knowledge of the country she lives in, and an intelligent thought process.  He vetted an idiot on those terms. 

In a page from the George Bush book on "stratagem thinking" she was the much-needed VP attack pit bull with lipstick in the ring against Barack Obama.   It's hard to fight back against a woman and not be called a sexist. In addition she had youth to offset McCain’s age and possible health issues.  She claimed to be a  “Soccer mom”.  Though vetting said otherwise by major papers who sent real reporters to Alaska to get the truth. It was catching up very quickly.


RELIGION   (Not what we heard)
She is very religiously outspoken, way over the top, ad nauseam.  She really wears it on the sleeve, and manages to draw the Evangelicals out of the tombs  That’s the group that can’t separate religion and government. 

Her church, the third one she belongs to,  after being asked to leave the last two, in a town of 8,000 are thinkers, actors, and participants in some strange acts on occasion much like the Taliban who put religion ahead of state.  The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witch-hunt against a local Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells in Wasilla and at one point had over two hundred followers harassing the woman which drove her out of town.  We didn’t make this up.

Oh, those vetters from Chicago really started getting the news.  This is stuff you can't make up.  See for yourself by searching for Palin - Muthree on Youtube and you personally will thank GOD for making sure she doesn’t get within ten miles of the White House unless they are looking for an upstairs chamber maid. Do not invite her to your church either.

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs. Palin described how:

Pastor Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial election and his renouncing of the demonic woman and the police forced into shooting a snake, a large Python which was demonic, holding back 200 followers who were going to stone the woman to death.

He managed to get her protected against Voodoo, clearly certified by an African guest minister dancing around her with the results on You Tube.  There is even a Voodoo Sarah Palin Doll available on the web. complete with heels and assault rifle if you are afraid of Wolves in your neighborhood.  http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2008/09/pastor-muthee-a/


THE REAL TRUTH

The real vetting took great investigative work by the Chicago Tribune Staff who separated the wheat from the permafrost chaff. They ran down the real story. More spin than all the Dreidels on Hanukah. Much of what was said about her by herself and even the Senator was minimized   

The McCain team must of hired the best resume writers in the world to create her.  There is the little truth in her profile, but not as lovely as the pundit spin when it came out. We were going to use the Politico Meter for truth but it hit the false side so much, the needle fell off the gauge.

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