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CHARLTON HESTON  
 “ THE REAL CHOSEN ONE “ 
ED:  He was admired by me till he supported The National Rifle Association  
VP FLUNKY COHORT WHOSE REAL NAME SHOULD BE “CHARLATAN” HESTON 
FOR SUPPORTING LIES AND GOVERNMENT BRIBERY BY THE NRA
(  31 Million to GOP Senators for Blocking Gun Laws )

And his quote,  “ They will take my gun from my cold dead hand” OK with me….  But give back the thirty one million you helped steal from the members….

DONALD J. T-RUMP 
“ THE FAKE CHOSEN ONE” 

President, King, Savior, Leader, Genius, Warrior, Master of the Universe, Creator of the T-RUMP Dynasty, Self-Made,  Full Fledged God,  Doctor, Scientist, Global Authority, Lover and Loved by Family and Prostitutes,  A Dr. of Hunches and Bullsh*t,  Pretend Diplomat, KING, And Fuehrer

Heil T-Rump!

Takes A Jerk to Elect A Jerk

SUPPORTED BY THE BIG THREE ASSISTANT SCUMBAGS

LINDSEY GRAHAM - BILL BARR - MITCH McCONNELL

EDITOR:   BRILLIANT!   
ONE OF THE BEST COVERS OF NEW YORKER MAGAZINE
 I HAVE EVER SEEN, BEAUTIFUL ART AND MESSAGING
AND BELOW ONE OF THE BEST CARTOONS…

T-RUMP - IS ONE BIG CLOWN SHOW

GREAT STUFF 

THE BULL HAS MANY FRIENDS LIKE NETANYAHU

Donald Depends On Depend…

No One Has or Knows Sh*t Better Than Donald, He’s Full Of It 

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Nobody knows sh*t better than Donald T-RUMP! It’s true, he bullsh*tS more in one day than all the FOX TV Fake Reporters do.   He’s up to his neck in it and due to the large amount of sh*t expected this coming election will bring, we are making this half-price offer so you may support your Congress person, send them something they can DEPEND on…Don’t depend on those in the Senate who pretend to be our  “Dependers”  and use inferior brands…spreading sh*t all over the halls of Congress.

It’s true,  politicians are like diapers,  they frequently are dirty,  and require that you have to change them more so often these days,  lots more often, how sad…really sad…   But you can depend on DEPEND, we at Depend know about as much sh*t as T-RUMP and his advisors with their sixty years of sh*t,  since we have been in bigger sh*t for 40 plus years building in super strong absorbency using modern fractionated polyribosomes, Kevlar and Super Thread made from spiders web. 

Call Your Senator Today And Make 

Sure He’s Dependable

And while you are taking out the garbage, include the rest of his coalition, one T-RUMP is enough to ruin the world, five tribal TRUMPS are bringing serious damage to our planetary system.  The entire  T-RUMP family values.

Combined with the REPUBLICAN-NOTS left in Congress and the EUNUCH-CONS  in the Senate, an unfulfilled cabinet, fear the entire Universe is in jeopardy from one family.  The problem is good doctor, bad doctor.  Scumbags breed scumbirds.

He is surrounded, by do-nothing, not qualified, suck ups, ass-kissing yes people, with only one thing in mind their own importance. Getting paid by money, and by glory of titles and positions, just for working Donald’s whims. 

They too will be remembered too by their short lived career and shunned by other real sincere professionals...  At the last count almost a hundred top names have been blown clear from the White House, federal investigations, scandals and malpractices in abundance.  Some with as many as sixteen violations of code.  So it is not what he is ruining, but collectively what these losers are ruining.  Almost everything he has put his finger on is failing and will take decades to repair.

DESERTION  OF THE TROOPS

TWEETS and FARTS

T-RUMP FORMULA JERK-OFF LUBRICANT IN THE NEW FOX NEWS CONTAINER

FART NEWS LIKE FARTS IS DELIVERED BY TWEETS

JUST LIKE FARTS, NO SUBSTANCE, JUST GAS

T-RUMPS NEWS FARTS originates from the twitts and tweets of thoughts and news from the usual time consuming Fart twitter mail from the T-RUMP  his family, his kids are as corrupt as he is…Cabinet and Congressional members like DeVos, Carter, Mnuchin, Lindsey Graham, fellow crooks and appointed booger lovers.  His Delegation of Dumocracy called the Cabinet.