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RUDY “ THE GHOULI” GIULIANI

Rudy Theme Song Adapted From  “ A Fool On A Hill”

Music by The Beatles
Lyric Adaptation by Al Jacobs 

Day after day, alone on a hill…The man with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still…  only alone as the most perfect shill…

But nobody wants to know him…they can see that he’s just a fool…
Playing the legal broker for the losers… in the cess pool…

But the fool on the hill, now see’s the sun going down…
And the eyes in his head, beady and lost see the world… spinning a’round…

He’s kissing on the way, with his head near T-RUMPS behind..
The man who supports the lIar still…. talking perfectly unkind…

But nobody ever hears him, Or the sound he appears to make, 
And he never seems to notice, his bullsh*t leaves no wake …

And now nobody seems to like him, he never thinks ahead, 
He’s help T-RUMP kill thousands and now they wish him dead…

Day after day, the man who stood alone on a hill… 
His smirk twisted by COVID agony,  he lies perfectly still…

He wasted his legacy, as a hero now far gone, 
He awaits a sentence but most likely it will be a pardon… 

Adaptive Words by Al Jacobs, Big Beatle Fan, Thanks Guys

Rudy’s Day at Slaughter Is Here…T-RUMP Turns On Everyone Eventually  —  

—  President Donald T-RUMP total Fuhrer and scumbag told his people around him to stop paying Giuliani’s legal fees.  Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City who has risen to infamy in recent years as the President’s personal lawyer failed to save Donald T-RUMPS impeachment career.  We see Rudy  as one the greatest colossal failures in the T-RUMP cabal.

“T-RUMP has been blaming his longtime personal attorney and many others for the predicament he now finds himself in, though he has not accepted any responsibility in public or in private.  Giuliani is still expected to play a role in Trump’s impeachment defense but has been left out of most conversations thus far.”  Not easy for T-RUMP to find good lawyers as he forgets to pay them…  Lately as the T-RUMP brand goes down the sewer few lawyers will hire for the money but the possibility of exposure might be worth it for them.  

Actually as reported few want to be around T-RUMP or his brand for their track record of not getting paid period…He pays his lawyers to face lawsuits and could of just paid the bills…  I know my Dad was one of them…

Not Paying Is  T-RUMP Tradition  — As USA Today wrote in 2016 —  
“Donald T-RUMP often portrays himself as a savior of the working class who will  protect your job.” But a USA TODAY NETWORK analysis found he has been involved in more than 3,500 lawsuits over the past three decades — and a large number of those involve ordinary Americans, like the Friels, who say Trump or his companies have refused to pay them.

"At least 60 lawsuits, along with hundreds of liens, judgments, and other government filings reviewed by the USA TODAY NETWORK, document people who have accused Trump and his businesses of failing to pay them for their work. Among them: a dishwasher in Florida. A glass company in New Jersey. A carpet company. A plumber. Painters. Forty-eight waiters. Dozens of bartenders and other hourly workers at his resorts and clubs, coast to coast. Real estate brokers who sold his properties. And, ironically, several law firms that once represented him in these suits and others."

Just Rudy’s Turn Like Every One Else — To Be Trumped By Contact —Trump’s attempts to penalize Giuliani is normal scumbaggery by T-RUMP,  T-RUMP casts out everyone who has ever been loyal to him. 

Giuliani, who two decades ago was among the most popular politicians in the country and who, had he never gotten wrapped up with T-RUMP  would have had a legacy as “ merica’s Mayor” following the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, has forever tarnished how he will be remembered by the public as Americas biggest schmuck…

Rather than the face of America's resolve in the face of terrorism, Giuliani is now known as the steady presence at Trump's side -- sweating and spouting increasingly wild conspiracy theories while his hair dye runs down his temple. 

Cast aside and blamed by T-RUMP for something — impeachment for inciting a riot — that Giuliani could not have prevented had he wanted to just as Pence got nailed for not turning the collega around which he had no power to do.

We predicted this as the circle of scapegoats for Donalds stupidity and delusional ego creates lies and problems.  And everyone except family is subject to blame.

Giuliani's moment in the national spotlight had largely passed after his failed 2008 presidential bid. He had become the thing he feared most: A has-been.  Enter Trump, who a) Giuliani had long known and b) needed all the help he could get. And so, Giuliani made the deal — 

His Supreme Team Of Morons  — Dumps Sidney Powell, Extreme Nutcase
Making lawyers look like idiots, dropping his incredulous lawsuits and dropping him faster than the Judges can throw them out of court making T-RUMP look stupider than T-RUMP really is… ( debatable as he really is quite stupid, but Rudy’s tunes really shine as bad music…)  the lawyers who jumped on the money T-RUMP is pleading for, ( I hope his supporters would give that money to food banks instead of this fools errand) people re starving and these jerkoffs and screwball are wasting millions that could feed starving Americans…

After taking on Rudy Giuliani’s literal meltdown last week, Seth Meyers moved on to the “craziest addition” to President Donald Trump’s legal team on Monday:  Sidney Powell. “And if you thought Rudy was bonkers, this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot,” the Late Night host joked.  I have other words for this psychopath

Before her newest turn in the spotlight, Powell was perhaps best known for making appearances on Fox News that were “too insane even for Lou Dobbs,” who once attempted to fact-check her wild allegations about supposedly diseased immigrants during a live interview.

Meyers proceeded to break down Powell’s bizarre conspiracy theories that somehow link late Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to the Republican governor of Georgia. “And yet curiously, she kept refusing to provide evidence of this vast scheme when pressed,” he said, “even by friendly Fox News hosts who were basically desperate to agree with her as long as she could provide a shred of evidence.” 

Among those Fox hosts was Tucker Carlson, who explained to viewers last week that Powell, who is also an avowed QAnon conspiracy theorist, told him to stop contacting her after he requested evidence for her outlandish claims. “Wow, you know you’re in full loony territory when even Tucker Carlson won’t go along with what bullsh*t you’re selling.”

Ultimately, Powell was deemed “too insane” (Meyers’ words) for the T-RUMP campaign itself,  “It’s both insane that they’re trying to pretend that she was never part of the legal team when she was literally standing at an official T-RUMP press conference,” Meyers said, “and also believable that someone could wander into a Trump press conference and say they’re his lawyer.”

Sweaty Rudy Giuliani Suffers Hair Malfunction In Latest Bizarre Press Conference

Trump’s personal lawyer ( After a dozen others thought their reputation was more important  than T-RUMPS money) got out of Dodge) was trying to drum up interest in tales of election rigging – but viewers were drawn to the drama on his head.  Rudy is loosing his hit and a brand of dye he uses somehow di not tell him to rinse the excess off  So his sweat removed it audit dripped down his face. 

On 7 November, the day the presidential election was called for Joe Biden, former New York mayor turned T-RUMP attorney Rudy Giuliani addressed the media at a landscaping company between a sex shop and a crematorium on Philadelphia’s industrial fringe.  For two weeks, as the T-RUMP campaign continued to claim without evidence that the election had been stolen, America wondered if Giuliani could possibly ever top that.  On Thursday, he gave it a damned good try.

A day after his claims of massive voter fraud fell flat in a Pennsylvania court room, Giuliani staged another press conference, this time in slightly more salubrious surrounds, at Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington DC. But it did not go well.

First, while claiming Republican poll observers had been kept too far away from ballot counters in Philadelphia, a key Trump claim in a vital state which like others fell to Biden, Giuliani attempted to recite a scene from My Cousin Vinny, an Oscar-winning comedy from 1992.

“Did you all watch My Cousin Vinny? You know the movie? It’s one of my favorite law movies, because he comes from Brooklyn,” he said.

Giuliani, who also comes from Brooklyn, tried to sum up a key plot point from Jonathan Lynn’s film, in which Joe Pesci’s personal injury lawyer, hitherto out of his depth in a murder trial, manages to discredit a key witness by proving her vision to be impaired.

“And when the nice lady said she saw …” Giuliani said, switching into a very rough approximation of Pesci’s Brooklyn accent. “And then he says to her, ‘How many fingers do I … How many fingers do I got up? And she says three. Oh, she was too far away to see it was only two.

“These people [the poll observers] were further away than My Cousin Vinny was from the witness. They couldn’t see a thing,” he added, apparently drawing a line between the movie scene and claims about the problems faced by poll observers in Philadelphia.

As Giuliani sweated in front of journalists, streaks of what appeared to be dark hair dye began to run down his face. The internet noticed, of course, and jokes and ridicule spread.

Worse still for the Trump campaign, the audio feed from the press conference suddenly included unknown persons asking “Can they hear us on the stream?” and discussing “Rudy’s hair dye dripping down his face”.

Eventually, the feed was taken down. But Giuliani is nothing if not a trooper for Trump. After mopping back the tarry rivulets, he raised his voice to make his point to the reporters in the room.

“I don’t know what you need to wake you up, to do your job and inform the American people, whether you like it or not, of the things they need to know!” he said. “This is real! It’s not made up! There’s nobody here who engages in fantasies.”

After the former mayor stood back, continuing to mop his forehead, Trump lawyer Sidney Powell took over the offensive.
She claimed to have identified “massive influence of communist money through Venezuela, Cuba and likely China in the interference with our elections here in the United States”.

By that point, the unsubstantiated claim barely seemed bizarre.  It’s all falling apart and soon they too will be a joke, but not a funny harmless one, they have caused severe lingering damage to this country…

T-RUMP SUPREME LAWYER TEAM

( All part of the Death, Bullsh*t and Porn Rally)

Holds Press Conference At Suburban Garden Centre, Crematorium and Porno Store…. 11/10/2020  —
CNN Rudy Giuliani details strategy in the car parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suspected mixup with Four Seasons hotel in Philadelphia to plead and lie about Donald Trump’s increasingly desperate bid to hang on to the White House crossed into abject farce on Saturday, after his campaign staged a purportedly major press conference at a Philadelphia Landscaping Business situated between a crematorium and a porn book store, a sex shop.  

On Saturday morning, as T-RUMP played golf and continued to baselessly accuse the Democrats of stealing the election for Joe Biden, the president announced, in a tweet that was subsequently deleted, a    “  Big Press Conference” at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia.   Why did T-RUMP allow this looser to even appear in public, he’s certified as a nutcase. On the other hand if he were to be in a crowd of T-RUMP appointees and cabinet members he’d fit right in with the other nuts and losers…

👑  T-RUMP quickly altered his statement, revealing that the press conference venue was not a Four Seasons hotel, but Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a suburban business between a crematorium and an adult book store on the outer edges of the city. On the other hand the location was perfect…for his personal views as I thought it was appropriate… 

He lies as well and sprouts for T-RUMP and death doing nothing in COVID action, Voila! a crematorium…How fitting… and Landscaping has experts and lots of manure…perfect… Rudi does know Sh*t, intimately… Also Porn is Donald’s favorite pastime besides Golf…   Keep up the good work you brainless moron…  You are once again eligible for “ The Schmuck of the Year, closely following T-RUMP for 2020. The year of his demise…

SALE ! Todays Rudi’s Special At  Four Seasons Landscaping 

• Manure 6.00 a bag,  good old Horse and Cow sh*t…
• Rudi’s Special Mix - 13.00 a bag, Made with Imported Ukrainian Yak Sh*t…
• T-rump Classic Manure  —with fifty pound bag of our synthetic manure T-RUMP invented you get a free T-RUMP  cap, overstocked, we have plenty, too many…red hats…
• Free shipping if you order from Russia… just use a red magic marker to remove MAGA…
• Current White House Manure  —  From the Press room garden  recent styled by Melania, this is used manure…
  Warning:  Not Guaranteed COVID Free $5.50 a Bag

“Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping – 11.30am!” the president tweeted at 9.45am.  The Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia distanced itself from both campaign and landscaping company.  “To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping – no relation with the hotel,” it said in a tweet an hour later.

The Trump campaign has not publicly said whether this was, as it would appear, a case of mistaken identity. Either way, the press conference, headlined by Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani, went ahead in the car park of the garden centre in what USA Today called an “industrial park”.

The press conference was also notable for Giuliani, describing forthcoming legal challenges to the result, being told by a reporter that Joe Biden had just been declared the winner of the election.   His response: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Thanks to the Guardian for the shot… The T-RUMP campaign did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment. The landscaping company could not immediately be reached.   However, Four Seasons Total Landscaping did comment on Facebook on Sunday, seemingly seeking to play down any suggestion of partisanship on its behalf.

This man is a frickin f*ck-up who has gone way beyond his years intern of believability, truth and sanity.  

In truth he was a spokesman for saving New York, but thats it, it was the great, honest, truthful, courageous, sacrificed, giving, incredible people who saved New York,  he people of New York, the responders, the real hero’s,  and he claims credit for all that.  Bullsh*t… He deserves T-RUMP and the two will go down and not forgotten for nefarious reasons…

Federal Prosecutors To Investigate Rudi Giuliani

New York (CNN)With the presidential election fewer than 90 days away, federal prosecutors in New York face a narrowing window in which to take overt steps -- including bring charges -- in their investigation of Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump's personal attorney, and his Soviet-born associates. 

Since early last year, prosecutors with the US attorney's office in Manhattan have been investigating Giuliani along with businessmen Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman in connection with their efforts to oust the then-US ambassador to Ukraine and initiate investigations by the country into Trump's Democratic presidential rival Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

In October 2019, prosecutors brought charges against Parnas, Fruman and two other associates, indicting them in an alleged campaign-finance scheme involving donations to a pro-Trump super PAC. They have pleaded not guilty. 

The investigation expanded into Giuliani. Prosecutors sent subpoenas to political donors and fundraisers asking about any business dealings they had with the former New York City mayor or his firm Giuliani Partners. 

The sprawling investigation into all of the men, however, was upended by the coronavirus pandemic, limiting prosecutors' ability to interview witnesses, collect further evidence, and meet with the grand jury. Now, with the presidential election approaching, prosecutors must decide, if they believe there is evidence of a crime, to bring charges or wait until after the election to avoid a so-called October surprise.

While prosecutors privately indicated as recently as April that they intended to bring additional charges against Parnas and Fruman by the end of July, which CNN has reported, that timeline expired last week. And in recent discussions with at least one defense counsel, prosecutors provided no update on the timing of additional charges, according to a person familiar with the matter. 

The investigation received renewed attention in late June when Geoffrey Berman, the former US attorney for Manhattan, was ousted from his post, and public scrutiny centered on whether his dismissal was linked to his office's pursuit of those close to Trump. 

Meanwhile, Justice Department guidelines and longstanding practices discourage prosecutors from bringing a politically sensitive case -- such as any that might involve a sitting President's personal attorney -- in close proximity to an election. In New York in recent years, federal prosecutors have charged similarly politically sensitive cases no later than August of an election year.

In Giuliani's case, while he has been under scrutiny for months, he has not had any contact with prosecutors, according to his attorney. That is not uncommon for a target of an investigation but, for a prospective defendant like Giuliani, a former Manhattan US attorney himself, it is likely he would be informed of possible charges and given a chance to make his case to prosecutors before they make a final decision. 

"We have had no contact at all, nor do I suspect we'll have any contact with federal prosecutors," Robert Costello, an attorney for Giuliani, told CNN. "We don't have any reason to believe that anybody is really actively looking at Rudolph Giuliani for having done anything wrong, because he hasn't done anything wrong."

A spokesman for the US attorney’s office in Manhattan declined to comment.   Still, the inquiry involving Giuliani, Parnas, Fruman and their associates appears to have remained active in recent months, following some delays due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Prosecutors and FBI agents interviewed multiple witnesses in February and March as the pandemic was taking hold in New York. By April, however, prosecutors asked the judge overseeing the case to postpone the October trial date for Parnas and Fruman until next year. The trial is now set for February 1. 

Giuliani is more directly under scrutiny for his efforts to remove the US ambassador to Ukraine, according to people familiar with the investigation, who say a charge could be brought as a violation of foreign lobbying laws. Any charges under that statute, known as the Foreign Agents Registration Act, or FARA, would require the approval of the national security division in Washington, operating under Attorney General William Barr. Berman dismissal

In July, following his dismissal, Berman told lawmakers he was concerned that his removal -- and an initial decision by Barr to replace him with an attorney from outside the office with no prosecutorial experience -- was an effort to disrupt or delay investigations. Berman, who didn't cite specific investigations of concern, was ultimately replaced by his deputy Audrey Strauss, a well-respected attorney. There is no indication that investigations have been impacted.

Even with prosecutors’ continued scrutiny of Giuliani, Parnas and Fruman, however, the clock is ticking toward the presidential election period, when prosecutors are less likely to bring charges.

If they had only let the Sicilian Mafia handle Rudi, ($800,000) with a hit, none of this would be news today

GIULIANI’S ANTI-SOROS TIRADE TRUTHS ABOUT ANTI-SEMINTISM

WORDS FROM A FRICKIN IDIOT NOW KNOWN AS “RUDE GHOULIANI”  — “ Rudy Giuliani: I’m more of a Jew than George Soros”.  Rudy Giuliani, former New York City mayor and current lawyer for US President Donald T-RUMP  speaks to members of the media during a White House Sports and Fitness Day at the South Lawn of the White House May 30, 2018, in Washington, DC. 

As American Jews gathered to celebrate the second night of Hanukkah, news broke of Rudy Giuliani’s anti-Semitic tirade against billionaire philanthropist George Soros.  The remarks, which came during an alcohol-laden interview with New York Magazine, cap off a long, alarming year for anti-Semitism both in the United States and abroad.

Indeed, the most dangerous thing about living at a time of constant stories about anti-Semitism is how quickly the hatred is normalized. Two and a half years ago, chants of “ JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US” in Charlottesville, Virginia, stunned America; today, anti-semitism is just a part of the news cycle.  

Giuliani’s comments are unmistakably anti-semitic, not merely vile but dangerous and we can’t write this off as the inebriated ravings of a single man…  Everything Giuliani said had been repeated, over and over, by President Donald T-RUMP, the Republican Wehrmacht Senators and Congressmen and naturally the Fox News hosts.  Who can’t even spell TRUTH.

The Nazis used this conspiracy to blame Jews for orchestrating Germany’s loss in World War I.  Today’s white terrorists like the Pittsburgh shooter use it to claim Jews are bringing in immigrants to turn America into a white-minority state.  

Today's Jewish bogeyman of choice is Soros. And, according to a number of prominent Republicans, Soros is everywhere.  More frickin lies from more frickin GOP Wehrmacht soldiers, the NAZI’s of McConnell…. And we name them… Heil T-RUMP, Hitler only eighty years later….
Jordan, Nunes, Gohmert, McCarthy,  Steve King, NRA Scumbag Wayne Lapierre, Meadows, and the FOX liars Ingraham, Carlson, Hannity and Lou Dobbs,  Lou almost as big a pr*ck as Giuliani…OK just a s big…

 

We Need To Do Something On A Level With These Accusers
Earlier this year Jonathan Greenblatt of the Anti-Defamation League took the unusual step of calling out Fox's role in the proliferation of Soros theories in an NBC op-ed with the blunt headline "Fox News is normalizing anti-Semitism even as violence against Jews surges."

This, then, is the state of the Republican Party as we enter a new decade as well as what will surely be a tense election year: An anti-Semitic theory has been embraced by the President of the United States, members of Congress and the No. 1 conservative cable network.  Our comparisons of T-RUMP to Hitler get closer and closer each day.

This is not simply an obsession with a prominent billionaire. It's no longer a fringe theory. It's not drunken ramblings by the ever-bumbling Giuliani. It is the world’s bloodiest anti-Semitic belief that has now become a tenet and a rallying cry for some of the biggest names in one of the two political parties in the United States.

Stuffed, Buffed, Bluffed, And Bullsh*ting A Storm 

Too bad,  we had hoped the Sicilian Mafia finally collected the bounty on him from years ago…almost $800,000 dollars were offered for his head while he was in the criminal prosecuting office in NY.  Wonder if the Sicilians closed that contract.

We’re learning more about Rudy Giuliani’s effort to dig up dirt on President Donald Trump’s political opponents. When Giuliani associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman traveled to Ukraine last winter to gather documents on Joe Biden and his son Hunter, they were accompanied by a former pro golfer named David Correia.  

And Congressman Nunes was in on the secret mission in violation of his oath to Congress. He is on our short but correct for FOX activists and scumbag sh*t-list. 

Sources and documents obtained by CNN shed light on the role Correia had in helping them try to make the effort pay off in lucrative business deals. 

The three men were indicted in October for illegally funneling foreign money into Republican political circles. But so far, attention has mostly focused on Parnas and Fruman, who have become key characters in the ongoing impeachment saga of President T-RUMP.

 Statements Against Ghouliani

• “Its great to see all these strong progressive voices stand up to this attempt at a blatantly political smear which in and of itself reflects the urgent need for change and to restore the soul of the country," a Biden campaign official told CNN.
  
  
• “I just think it is highly unethical for the President’s personal lawyer to go meet with officials from foreign government to see if they can influence somehow the upcoming presidential election,”  Sen. Elizabeth Warren said in Kermit, West Virginia. 
• O.I.P.  We call him the Official Illegal Pr*ck because all the other personal lawyers have walked off the job in public and frankly we’ve had enough of those lies, and Rudy Giuliani should just back off, the bullsh*t’s too thick. 
  
  
• "It's stunning that the Trump administration is going down the same tragic path they did in 2016. Here you have the President’s lawyer seeking help from a foreign government again to influence a presidential election. It’s just appalling,” House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff said Friday.   And his defense that he's not seeking a foreign government's help in the election, just an investigation -- yes, it's an investigation designed to affect one of the candidates they fear the most. I think it’s reprehensible."
  
  
• Sen. Chris Murphy, who called for a Senate query on Giuliani's proposed trip to Ukraine before it was canceled, tweeted, "I know we've become numb to the corruption of this Administration, but this story should be the total focus of the political class today. The President is openly asking a foreign government to investigate his political rival.   Giuliani coerced to meet with the country’s president-elect to encourage him to pursue two matters of interest to T-RUMP  restarting an investigation into a Ukrainian company linked to Biden’s son, and looking into whether Ukrainians worked with Democrats to prompt the FBI investigation into Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort.
  
  
• As Democrats criticized the trip as politically motivated, Giuliani insisted to CNN earlier Friday that the trip to Ukraine to seek to influence potential investigations would not have been meddling because the 2020 election is still 18 months away. “  I don’t want any favors. I just want this investigated,” Giuliani said. In the sick world of assassination by instigation and accusation thats  all you need, fake accusations count heavy with the diminished braincells of T-RUMPS followers. My question about Rude is, “ Who the F*ck do you think you are? You are not in public office and no credentials other than whats floating in that sick mind and you should meet a rope and hanged a long time ago.
• The Justice Department says, Brian Benczkowski, and other fraud prosecutors at Justice headquarters wouldn’t have taken that meeting with Giuliani earlier this summer had they known about a Manhattan US attorney probe of two Giuliani associates who were indicted this month. It is striking that the Justice Department is having to distance itself from the President’s own personal attorney.
• A Justice spokesman issued an unusual statement seeking to remove the department further from Giuliani, who has drawn scrutiny recently for his business activities in Ukraine and elsewhere seeming to bank on his close ties to President Donald T-RUMP.   
  
• Justice officials have said Attorney General William Barr was briefed on the case in February upon taking office. Information about the case also was shared with the public integrity lawyers working in Benczkowski’s division.
• A person familiar with the matter said that at the time, Giuliani wasn't a central figure in the case as he is now. That emerged in recent weeks, the person said.   Still, New York federal prosecutors had their eyes set on Giuliani months ago. A New York lawyer told CNN that FBI counterintelligence agents asked him questions in February or March related to Giuliani and his associates.
• The Justice statement marks the second time that the department has publicly distanced itself from the collateral political damage surrounding Giuliani and his activities at the center of the House’s impeachment inquiry into the President.  On Friday, a senior Justice official disavowed comments by acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney linking a quid pro quo on Ukrainian aid to a Justice investigation.
  
• The only things that stink worse than old dead fish is the words coming from the fish monger telling you its just fine.

 

RUDI’S STORY BY JOHN PHILLIP

(CNN)  Joe Biden’s presidential campaign recently asked TV networks to stop booking Rudy Giuliani as a guest. Good luck with that, wrote John Phillip as The Rudy Show is a hot ticket. It's a mesmerizing, wild-eyed performance that invites an inevitable question: What happened to Rudy? The truth is, nothing happened. The Rudy we see today, with his show stopping mix of conviction and incoherence, is the same Rudy we’ve always had. The only thing new is his predicament.

The eventual fallout from all this will be some version of historic. Until then it’s just plain fascinating.  There was Giuliani's pin balling interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, in which he denied he'd done Trump's bidding before claiming that of course he had. 

There was the spectacle of Trump and Giuliani implicating others in the scheme. Trump suggested that reporters should ask for transcripts of Vice President Mike Pence's call with Ukrainian leaders. Not to be outdone, Giuliani implicated a State Department official, Kurt Volker, by helpfully showing text exchanges between the two men. (Finding himself under a bus, Volker resigned the next day.)   Then Giuliani hit the Sunday shows, in a carousel of contradictions, as he doubled down on his debunked conspiracy theories. 

Giuliani's antics, while striking most decent people as utterly insane, will feel sadly familiar to anybody who's watched his career closely. Giuliani, an opera buff, has made his time on the public stage an endless aria of political pettiness, braying self-aggrandizement and ethical and personal turmoil. Only the settings change.

Even 9/11 didn't "transform" Giuliani, as the mythology suggests. It did help his image, sure. New Yorkers had grown well and truly weary of their mayor. He'd become an object of ridicule, prowling the city, wringing his hands, looking for controversy to devour. His response to the disaster, however, was skillful and reassuring.  It went beyond his bang-up job of walking and pointing that multiple news crews captured in the moments after the attack. 

In the following days and weeks Giuliani projected a paternal calm that seemed inversely proportional to the anarchy around him. "We're going to rebuild, and we're going to be stronger than we were before," he said. Even his greatest detractors believed him. Oprah Winfrey bestowed on him a title that stuck:  America’s Mayor.  Many added “ stupidest "  in the middle…

He displayed the same proclivities and deficiencies he always had. But in chaos, we interpreted them as assets. His paranoia read as preparedness. His pushiness felt like leadership. His dogmatism became resolve.  Giuliani's poll numbers spiked. So, ever the opportunist, as his mayoral term came to a close, he founded Giuliani Partners, a security and management consulting firm. He galloped around the globe, selling an ungainly suite of services ("Physical Security", "Criminal Justice Reform", "Investigations") to any leader or nation-state that would have him. 

But as his name recognition grew, his stature shrank. His 2008 presidential bid ended in a shocking flame-out. And by 2016 his foreign entanglements had become so complex they prevented him, in part, from becoming Trump's Secretary of State. “Rudy's just got so many complications," a transition aide told Politico at the time. 

Instead he became Secretary of Shadows. Giuliani now runs sensitive diplomatic missions, not for the United States, but for T-RUMP personally, as the President’s lawyer, his Tom Hagen, a consigliere as in the Godfather only Rudi is the God Faker.

But the trait T-RUMP and Giuliani really have in common is consistency. We can count on Trump to tear up precedent, linguistics and all manner of societal, diplomatic and ethical norms. Giuliani can be counted on, too, to hog the spotlight, ignore the evidence and bend the law.   "He is the same guy ... who did all that aggressive stuff as mayor," 

The context may change, but Giuliani stays the same. He's like the favorite character on a tired sitcom that network execs just can't bring themselves to cancel. How could they, when he’s so much fun to watch?  Many assholes have that talent, it’s part of being absurd.

THE MOSCOW TOWER

01/22/2019 - TRUMP TOWER MOSCOW PROJECT  - Another day, another explanation, ( since we counted thats 43)  from Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani about the Trump Tower.   Remember history and heritage.  From France we got the magnificent Statue of liberty, and from Russia we got the CORRUPT T-RUMP TOWER.  

On Sunday, Rudi Giuliani said our Liar- in - Chief President Trump’s conversations about a proposed T-RUMP Tower Moscow project went on straight through the 2016 election. This, of course, excuse 43 contradicted the President’s claim during the election that he had no dealings with Russia.  

So, on Monday, after a full-blown firestorm ( we call it a shitstorm) erupted over his comments, Giuliani walked it all back, saying he was only speaking and there was no way of determining exactly when the discussions ended because they had no record of it. 

Spoken like a true frickin idiot.  The project is a key part of the legal saga facing ex-Trump attorney Michael Cohen. It’s also come up in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation.  

WHAT A FAKE BASTARD
In Rudi’s case, using the term HYPOTHETICALLY is easily confused with the term HYDRO-THERAPY. Rudi needs help, what he calls hypothetic is really lies and the solution would be a few treatments of Hydro-therapy or commonly known as water boarding and sent to a retirement Gulag in Russia with T-Rump.   

Rudi is the he lawyer for T-RUMP who will ruin him with his mouth, his stupid claims and misrepresented lies, the man who took credit for saving NY, and tried to steal the recognition from those who really did do something, the first responders.  

And a new statement 01/16/2019 Rudi made about collusion may hurt Donald Trump who was stupid for keeping Rudi in the same state, country, planet, universe he’s located in.  

When the most mentally dangerous man in the world has a lawyer who is the most mentally dangerous lawyer in the world get together, its time to explore the other means of disposal of this President.  Like a dual hanging…

THE MAFIA INDICTOR

Rudi made history when he aided in the downfall of the Mafia Commission Trial, which ran from February 25, 1985, through November 19, 1986.  Giuliani indicted 11 organized crime figures, including the heads of New York’s so-called "Five Families" under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) on charges including extortion, labor racketeering, and murder for hire. 

Giuliani’s stated intention: "Our approach is to wipe out the five families." Gambino crime family boss Paul Castellano evaded conviction when he and his underboss, Thomas Bilotti, were murdered on the streets of Midtown Manhattan on December 16, 1985.   

According to an FBI memo revealed in 2007, leaders of the Five Families voted in late 1986 on whether to issue a contract for Giuliani’s death.  Heads of the Lucchese, Bonanno, and Genovese families rejected the idea, at the time, though Colombo and Gambino leaders, Carmine Persico and John Gotti, encouraged assassination.

As late as in 2014, it was revealed by former Sicilian Mafia member and informant, Rosario Naimo, that Salvatore Riina, a notorious Sicilian Mafia leader, had ordered a murder contract on Giuliani during the mid-1980s.  Hopefully it expired, but I have been told no such thing only the contractor can call it of… who knows, does Rudy sleep at night. ...

Riina allegedly was suspicious of Giuliani’s efforts prosecuting the American Mafia and was worried that he might have spoken with Italian anti-mafia prosecutors and politicians, including Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino, who were both murdered in 1992 in separate car bombings.  According to Giuliani, the Sicilian Mafia offered $800,000 for his death during his first year as mayor of New York in 1994.  (Lot of money in 1994, most hits were strictly business and under ten thousand dollars, it theoretically is worth double by now as no official notice of it being withdrawn.)

Surprising as it was known that T-RUMP had contacts within the Mafia and union settlements on his projects in NY.  But thats another story and a lifetime when the Southern District explores Trumps manipulations and crookery, like fake bankruptcies as business tactics.

At that time Jared Kushner’s father was indicted by Chris Cristie another liar on the Trump team who is cautiously staying away from TRUMP at this time.  He has enough of his own bad press. He has a new book out.

Some kind of amazing grace as Rudy is still alive, missing half his marbles and the limelight.  But missed opportunities by the boys, I hope he doesn’t plan any trips to Sicily…  they have long memories, really long memories.

REST OF THE MAFIA STORY

Rudy Giuliani, has said that dealing with Mob bosses was "very, very exciting." And, by the way, he has been on not one, but two Mafia hit lists, he says.  "You know, they threatened to kill me twice," Giuliani said. “ Then I was first starting they put out an $800,000 contract to kill me, the Sicilian mafia did.

"And then I was US Attorney for five and a half years. I was at the very end, just about to leave, and Carmine Persico (de-facto boss of the Colombo crime family, currently serving life imprisonment) put out a contract for only $400,000 to kill me.  Persico was also known as  ‘The Snake”  and killed many of his co-workers to achieve his rank of Boss.  (THIS IS VERY TRUE)

"Come on, five and a half years of work and my value gets cut in half?" Giuliani quips at the falling price of the bounty on his head.

We well know it is not fact that the mob does not kill law enforcement officials.  Recent history is littered with examples. Joel “  Joe Waverly” Cacace was acting head of the Colombo crime family. He won't see daylight again, convicted of numerous crimes, including murders.

On Dec. 18, 2008, Cacace was charged with ordering the 1997 murder of NYPD officer Ralph Dols on Aug. 25, 1997, because the Latino cop had had the temerity to marry Joe Waverly's ex-wife.  And lending at least some credence to Giuliani's story, in early 1987, imprisoned Colombo boss Persico ordered Cacace to kill William Aronwald, a federal prosecutor. Persico believed that Aronwald, who had helped prosecute Persico, had been disrespectful to him.

On March 20, 1987, hit men sent by Cacace for Persico shot and killed Aronwald, only the wrong one: They killed William's father, a lawyer in his own right, in a case of mistaken identity.

Now, it would seem quite possible that the Mafia may have gone after Giuliani when he was a nobody, but when he became the famous mob buster in the Dewey tradition, there was a lot of light on him. Still, Junior may have been crazy enough to propose taking Rudy out. He tried to take out another prosecutor -- why not Giuliani? What did Junior really have to lose, serving a life sentence, anyway?

Giuliani is certainly a prosecutor that many a mob boss no doubt would have liked to have taken out. In the Mafia Commission Trial (Feb. 25, 1985–Nov. 19, 1986), Giuliani indicted 11 organized crime figures, including the heads of New York's Five Families, under the RICO act. Time magazine called this "Case of Cases" possibly "the most significant assault on the infrastructure of organized crime since the high command of the Chicago Mafia was swept away in 1943," and quoted Giuliani's stated intention: "Our approach is to wipe out the five families."

Eight defendants were found guilty on all counts and subsequently sentenced on Jan. 13, 1987, to hundreds of years of prison time.  Such infamous mob figures as Tony Ducks, Fat Tony and, of course, Persico felt the brunt of the prison time, though the first two died relatively soon and Persico died in his cell at 85.

Gambino boss Paul Castellano would’ve joined them had not an ambitious capo named John Gotti staged a power coup, resulting in Paul’s death on a midtown Manhattan sidewalk. Maybe Gotti did him a favor.

Former mob associate Sonny Girard is not totally buying Giuliani’s story -- and he has a more creditable opinion than me or any pundit for that matter.  "I don't believe for a second that Junior had a 'serious' hit on him; maybe a little mouthing off and blowing off some steam, but that's it," says Girard, who operates the website Sonny's Mob Social Club, which is worth a visit. He is also a published author and he sells his novels from the site.

He adds, "The Italian immigrants are another story. They have a tradition of murdering those law enforcement people who give them a hard time. Prime examples are the assassinations of Sicilian prosecutors Paolo Borsellino and Giovanni Falcone

THE DRAG QUEEN

Rudi just can’t resist the lime light.  Even cross-dressing on occasion.  Ru Paul thinks he uses too much rouge… But his attempt at being a Drag Queen did get noticed.  Some thought he should be tied behind a HumVee and dragged across the Nevada Desert over the cactus…

HE IS ONE SICK WEIRD BITCH

The list of these negative based corrupt fabricators is as endless as the dirt  FOX (FAUX) NEWS puts out, but no one compares to Rudi.  Rudy lies for Trump again... and again... and again... on a daily basis.  And in my accountability, his actions are those of a creep.  A perfect match for TRUMP. 

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CRAINIAL -RECTAL DYSLEXIA

ERRATA  - Hows this for a segway?  Its what you don’t know... Did you know that some of the Goodfellows of the Mediterranean are involved in Olive oil.  A large portion of the clan went legitimate and doing quite well. 

They are literally just killing the competition.  

Simple gross sales per year of the precious olive oil are a sixteen (16) Billion dollar a year Business.  

The movie, “ The Godfather” emphasized the relationship as Vito Corleone the Godfather in the movie trilogy of the same name, started in the beginning with an Olive Oil business. 

For the really good olive oil you will have to pay for it.  I use a specific brand ( Segesta, I learned about it on a cruise, when I was interviewing the Head Chef for this magnificent ship for a story…and he had to feed 2000 picky people,  he gave me a bottle and I have been hooked since never finding anything I enjoyed so much.   I order it all the way from California and it was my House secret,  a real taste of incredible Olive oil for salads and Genovese Basil style Pesto.  

Go to www.aljacobskitchen.com   Then under spice of the world topics, then olive oil.  It will open your eyes and palate.  And where to order the good stuff.

Also in that article for cooking I use several, good genuine olive oils and mix with Canola oil.   Why? Why the segway to Olive oil?   Because the 16 billion dollar a year olive oil business is as corrupt in it’s marketing as our government.  You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth.  Most of so called virgin oils are blends of first pressings if even that and so-called light oils are cheap throw out blends with flowery fake flavor added.  And only careful investigations have tried to clean up the lies and bullsh*t when celebrity chefs put their name on things.

SEE FOR THE ENTIRE OIL STORY.  Like politics, you have to look for the truth…even if its greasy and if anything in this world is greasy it’s the entire T-RUMP team.

  

THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK ENDORSED RUDI FOR THE POSITION OF TESTER
FOR NEW YORK’S NEW GAS CHAMBER AS “ NO ONE PASSES GAS LIKE RUDI”

WHEN THEY ASKED THE MAYOR  “ WHY DIDN’T THEY OFFER RUDI THE ELECTRIC CHAIR”?
HE REPLIED,  “ ARE YOU NUTS,  WE COULD BLOW THE ELECTRIC GRID” !

HEAVEN AND HELL

RUDI EVOLVED INTO ONE SLICK FRICKIN CHEAT AND LIAR WHO IS
DIRTY IN POLITICS AND RELIGION…

JESUS SAID TO MESTOPHELES,  “ YOU CAN HAVE HIM ( RUDI) FOR 
THREE DOLLARS, THE DARK ANGEL ASKED “ WHY SO LITLE”

JESUS SAID, “ BECAUSE HE’S COST US SO MUCH”…
MESTOPHELES SAID,  “ IN THAT CASE YOU PAY US TO TAKE HIM”