SARA NOT-A-WARA SANDERS



SARAH NOT- A - WARA SANDERS
  SPECIAL RECOGNITION FOR THE WORST PRESS
SECRETARY  DEAD OR ALIVE THAT EVER EXISTED
SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME "LYING BITCH”

APRIL 2019

Press secretary Sarah Sanders was caught lying several times in special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, and now she’s defending herself with more misdirections.
 

So what else is new, rope, guns and knives are not allowed in the PRESS Room anymore since many in the press corps would like to do away with her permanently and her boss. 

She is rated in her job at 100%.  That means 100% of the time she is lying.  So bad that the press corp meetings were discontinued because not only was she not on the same page with T-RUMP, they weren’t even in the same friggen book.    

Surely her father Gov. Mike Huckabee, a world recognized liar, bullshiter, religious fake, bass guitarist, TV star and certified ass-clown and kisser supremo in his own right should have counseled her on her actions which are not Christian like. 

Nor Jewish like, nor Hindu, nor Muslim, Gothic or Druid like.   “E’mach Gooboozonkin” of the greater Republic of Zoganza  felt she should be toasted for her work as a standup comedian and then roasted for the job she is doing.  He said that fat ass could be great in canola oil, red peppers and cooked for seven hours and it could feed my whole tribe.


During a string of media appearances following the release of the Mueller report on Thursday, Sanders has faced questions about a claim she made during a May 2017 press briefing that she later admitted was false during testimony to Mueller’s team. In an attempt to justify President Donald Trump’s decision to fire then FBI director James Comey, Sanders told reporters that “countless members of the FBI” had contacted her to say they had lost confidence in Comey, when in fact that wasn’
t the case.

On Thursday evening and Friday morning, Sanders repeatedly downplayed that lie as a mere “slip of the tongue.” But as ABC’s George Stephanopoulos pointed out to her in an interview on Friday morning, she used the line about “countless members of the FBI” multiple times in the days following Comey’s firing — a revelation undercutting her claim that she merely misspoke.

“You said it was a ‘slip of the tongue’ when you talked about ‘countless FBI members,’ yet you repeated it twice the very next day,” Stephanopoulos said. “That’s not a slip of the tongue, Sarah, that’s a deliberate false statement.”

Sanders, however, refused to own it, and bizarrely blamed her lie on Democrats.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t a robot like the Democratic Party that went out for two-and-a-half years and stated time and time again that there was definitely Russian collusion between the president and his campaign, that they had evidence to show it, and that the president and his team deserved to be in jail,” she said. “That he shouldn’t be in office, when really they were the ones that were creating the greatest scandal in the history of our country.”

Even at the time, Sanders’s claim was implausible. It was almost immediately contradicted during congressional testimony by Comey’s successor, Andrew McCabe, and reporters made it clear during a press briefing following McCabe’s testimony that they didn’t buy what she was telling them. 

When it came time for Sanders to offer testimony to Mueller’s team, she admitted her statement about the FBI rank and file not being fans of Comey actually “was not founded on anything.” But now that she’s no longer under oath, she’s making a tortured attempt to walk it back.

As Stephanopoulos noted during his interview of Sanders on Friday, the “culture of lying” that emerges from the Mueller report goes beyond Sanders: It began with Trump himself.

Mueller’s report indicates that Trump lied about about a range of topics, from Trump Tower Moscow (Trump said he had no business dealings in Russia on the campaign trail even as the Trump Organization pursued a lucrative real estate deal there) to his role in Comey’s firing (Trump asked McGahn to say he never directed him to fire Comey when in fact he had). 

Mueller’s team wasn’t afforded the opportunity to interview Trump. So while Sanders may have been compelled into telling the truth for once, Trump still hasn’t been.

For the worthless Press Meetings held by Sara “ Notawara”  Sanders who holds the world record for knowing nothing, only surpassed by a CORPSE IN THE DC MORGUE known as Jane Doe.  Sara’s abusive and dismissive tone  combined with attitude and failure to show any kind of relationship killed the real Press Corps meetings to cut off negative questions by the reporters.  Hopefully when Trump gets the Dump she should be asked to leave, and if it was asked of the Press Corps they would simply throw her off the roof.

IF IGNORANCE and LYING  WAS BLISS SHE HAS A VERY BLISS-FULL LIFE

“ BRUNO SANHILDA”,  PRINCESS NOTA -WARE-A.  She is acknowledged as the senior liar to the Press Corpse  because the meetings she held, are deader than Kelsey’s Balls. The rising star of bullshit and mistruths in the Trump camp now precedes to tell us about divine guidance.  Daddy was a preacher and another TV celebrity bull shitter.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said she believes God wanted President Donald T-RUMP to win the 2016 election, the Christian Broadcasting Network  reported on Wednesday. 

                   SHE IS ONE SICK BROAD

If  T-RUMP  were to drop dead tomorrow, then I would believe God got it right and cleaned up the mess he made.  “I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald T-RUMP to become President so he could be assassinated for the sixty years of his corruption in business and social issues.

Sanders said: “I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.  Yes, except we must correct her faith which consists of lies and falsehoods.

Sanders also reassured CBN that Trump’s announcement that he would withdraw the US military from Syria would not endanger Christians in the area.  “Look, the President’s made clear that we support Christians, that we support the Kurds," Sanders said, adding the President has "made that clear to Turkey."   No one believes him.

We all know Trump can lie to “ Some of the people all of the time, (his GOP Base in particular) all of the people some of the time “ but TRUMP is different he just lies to everybody and anybody all the time.  A typical scumbag politician technique, he learned fast how gullible the GOP base is.

In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s failed presidential campaign, which was his third attempt in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of Evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  Citing False Prophets, he wasn’t that good a bassist either.

APPOINTED TO COALITIONS 
She signed on as a senior advisor for Donald Trump’s 2016 No-Truth Presidential Campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s fake news communications for coalitions.  Trump has NO COALITIONS, she added none. a waste.  She is doing a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones so they forget his. 

Her other tactic is playing dodge ball with answers stressing she hadn’t asked the President about it, so according to simple Journalistic questioning, the real question is, “What the F*ck does she do all day and why do we have these useless press meetings.   In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ we have no record of that “, “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times, with only 38 questions.  

She is as useless as  “boobs on a boar hog”.  About the size of one, she comes across as arrogant and is not enamored by the White House Press Corp who waste all day getting no answers. 

She also has a non-cooperative demeanor, is rude and cuts people off,  and a sense of looking down at the reporters.   What a friggen waste of energy!

UPDATE 2019:  On Tuesday, Trump took the blame, or credit, depending on how you look at it.  “I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway!”  No need for Press Corps meetings, when the president can stand there and lie like the scumbag he really is.

Besides, he said, reporters “cover her so rudely & inaccurately.”  That got a great laugh...

Sorry Sarah but your usefulness has basically expired and hopefully you will too. You are a waste and so are your two daddies, Mike the Hukster and Donald the T-Rump.  You sure can pick them.

THE WHITE HOUSE HAS MORE LEAKS THAN THE DEPENDS BOARD OF DIRECTORS. 


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