KARL ROVE - MASTERMINDS OF MYTH
This fellow represents part of the propaganda division of the Republican party and surprisingly other than paychecks, and frequent appearances on FOX news (the distribution hub for propaganda) they share something more importantly on their resumes. A lack of education and failure in college, no degrees, which proves good scriptures and handlers can make anyone shine for a while.
KARL ROVE (GOEBBELS WAS TO ADOLF - ROVE WAS TO BUSH)
College dropout Karl Rove just like Hannity, Limbaugh, Glen Bech and the other talking heads with fake credentials, the Con-us-supremos, all "mingled mit Mitt” Romney and thought they had it in the bag.
Well, Karl Rove got a surprise. The money he snaked out of the Koch brothers, Adelson and others presumably would spell doom for the Democrats. It didn’t, over 100 million dollars, that could of fed a lot of people, including Koch and Adelson employees went south, toilet wise.
They simply did not believe that young voters and minorities would turn out the way they did in 2008 believing they were disenchanted with President Obama. But Obama's get-out-the-vote operation was amazingly simple and effective and Romney’s get out the vote was dismal. President Obama's ground game relied on "an extraordinarily sophisticated database packed with names of millions of undecided voters and potential supporters.” Secretive documents…. read on. We will disclose the secret database used by the Obama election committee.
THE BEGINNING
Karl Rove, ten years ago was President George W. Bush's right-hand man and one of the most powerful political figures in America. In a cartoon I drew one day, I had the devil sitting on Bush’s left shoulder and another devil sitting on Bush’s right shoulder. With Cheney on the left and Rove on the right it’s a miracle the United States even exists today.
After the disaster of the Bush era surfaced, Cheney and Rove went into the usual Washington blamesmanship routine and with the eminent depression looming, Karl the survivor came back to life, a perpetrator for the Tea Party movement, as in bowel movement, because of the outright crap they deseminated through his massive super PAC, American Crossroads.
ONE IDIOTIC MOVE AFTER ANOTHER
In the latest sign of Rove's diminished standing, a dozen super PACs are challenging his American Crossroads in the GOP money game, and aiming to promote their own preferred candidates in races across the country, according to the New York Times. Crossroads was widely criticized for not producing more victories in 2012 despite spending some $300 million. The group had dismal 16.7 percent success rate in the last election, according to OpenSecrets. And then there's this bizarre embodiment of Rove's slipping grasp: While providing live election night analysis for Fox News, he refused to concede that Ohio had gone for Obama and that, as a result, Romney had lost the race.
"He has lost his mojo," a GOP strategist subsequently told the Washington Post of Rove. "He has become total spin, including spinning himself." Then at the start of the new year, Rove quickly found himself on the wrong side of the Tea Party.
In February 2013, Rove launched another brain-fart, the Conservative Victory Project, a group whose explicit goal was finding and aiding the most electable conservatives, while keeping fringe candidates from blowing winnable general elections. It was a direct response to the epic flameouts of candidates like Todd Akin — of "legitimate rape" infamy — who almost certainly cost the party several crucial seats in Congress.
Rove said the group would ensure GOP money wasn't wasted on unelectable candidates. But conservatives, furious and feeling marginalized, pushed back, and hard. Rove, they felt, had exposed himself as exactly the kind of establishment Republican they opposed: An opportunist eager to get their votes without truly caring about their grassroots goals. Crossroads, along with Rove's other ventures, will assuredly pour money into next year's races. But this time, unlike years past, they'll have plenty of competition from within their own party. Rove may not be on their short list.
"SECRETIVE DOCUMENTS” USED BY THE DEMOCRATS
The true mastermind of the Bush Administration. Saving grace, not amazing, how sweet the sound. Karl Christian Rove was born on Christmas day. This must have provided him with some form of divine protection. To have accomplished what he has in such a short period of time with so little education proves you don’t have to be a winner on “So you think you’re smarter than a fifth grader’, to succeed. Based on who he worked with, he graduated Magna Cum Loudmouth. In both education and his resume, the facts are clear.
He was the former Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush. In addition, a Republican political/campaign consultant, a Fox News political "anal-istst" and contributor. And a collector of current federal inditements and investigations. Clean is not a word around Karl Rove. If Cheney (aka Darth Cheney) was George W. Bush’s right ear, Karl Rove was the left. Too bad the “Cone of Silence” dropped down over their heads as the conversation between Karl and Dick reverberated through the empty chamber between the ears.
Rather than just executive clemency, most of the truth about things he orchestrated will be obscured by "executive privilege". Think if it as having a “Get Out of Jail Do Pass Go Card. Thats because if you follow the trail by Rove it leads higher up and that would be an embarrassment.
Rove is only 58 years old and was born in Denver, CO. In high school, Rove excelled in nerdism and debate. Then he attended the University of Utah, Briefly, very briefly. Like a few semesters or so. He also became a Utah Republican Party intern. After only two years, Rove dumped college and joined the National College Republican organization, elected to and as executive director.
It was a rocky and tenuous relationship. Rove disrupted the College Republicans summer convention so badly that, at its conclusion, no one was even sure who had won. The Washington Post published an article claiming that Rove had advised College Republicans to go through opponents' garbage as a legitimate political tool. Normally, this would disqualify someone running for an elected position, but this is Teflon Karl Rove and even Gotti would be envious.
The Republican National Committee was chaired by George H.W. Bush. Rove was appointed College Republican Chairman. In fact, H.W. was so impressed with Rove that he made him one of his special assistants. George always admired those who read past children's books. He never would complete his degree putting him in place with Limbaugh, Bech, Hannity and other self proclaimed leaders and semi-spoke-persons for radical thinking and spinology.
NOT EXACTLY KOSHER
On several occasions, Rove has found himself in quick sand at the White house. Rove was, more than once, caught having policy meetings with the heads of corporations he owned stock in. Karl Rove had his hand in every major scandal over the 7 years he was in the White House.
His name was mentioned in the Valerie Plame leak, that got dumped on Libby BUT Rove had to settle for later confirming classified information. He was held in contempt of Congress for failing to testify over the firing of U.S. attorneys. In both cases, Rove was involved enough to commit a crime, but his involvement was convoluted enough for no one to care. This should come as no surprise considering those circumstances defined eight years of policy in the executive branch. Karl avoided using the official government e-mail servers in the whiteHouse as required by law to send correspondence.
He got away with it, again George Bush covered his ass to avoid further embarrassment to the White House and thus helped avoid a federal indictment. Err, does this make George Bush just as guilty? In the fall of 2007 Rove resigned from the White House. Book selling makes more money than working and by that time the administration was finally admitting economically we were in the outhouse. OK, the shit-house is more accurate. In Washington parlance, the expression is “jumping ship” for reasons of not being there to take the full brunt of the blames and thus being in a financially more beneficial position, upright and no bullet wounds. He still has plenty of things to explain and the inditements have not gone away.
WRITER OF GREAT FICTION - PAC MAN
His book on the Bush Legacy may be declared "a book of fiction about fiction" or something like that because what else would you call something that replaces a bunch of lies with more lies? A Promotion! He is currently involved in handling the Political Action Committee's funding for the Republican Ads, not the ones that the candidate approves, but the scumbag lies, spins and pure BS devised by the Corporations who donated almost 700 million dollars to this funding outside the reportable campaign. We have a democracy but after this election it will be called the United States, LLC and our democracy will become a Corpocracy.
A-HOLES ANON
Fox News panel destroys Karl Rove for insisting Hillary Clinton suffered a 'traumatic brain injury’. Inquiring minds ask, "Does Karl Rove suffer from Cranial Rectal Dyslexia” ? Karl Rove’s suggestion that Hillary Clinton suffered brain damage is still not going over well, even on the right.
A Fox News Sunday segment this weekend got testy when a couple of panelists criticized Rove's remarks directly to the political operative's face, all while Rove interjected clarifications and refused to back down from his original claim.
Contributor Juan Williams blasted Rove for making an unwarranted "personal attack," adding that "the GOP at this moment is apoplectic over Hillary Clinton.” Rove responded by reading the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's definition of concussion in an attempt to prove he was right that Clinton indeed suffered a "traumatic brain injury." That's about where Williams and fellow contributor Kristen Powers lost it. --Jon Terbush