The Alfred E. Newman Awards are devoted to and recognizing those who did little for the country except tear it apart and prove cranial-rectal dyslexia does exist even in 2015. It is also given for Political and Corporate movements of great distinction some which needed to be flushed twice.
Though the competition was fierce, one eventually rose to the top by quitting! Falling from grace after suckering millions in fees and pledges while getting ousted by FOX news who can't stand her anymore, we had a winner. Sorry, the other A-Holes didn't measure up till Ted Cruz came along besting Rand Paul as the biggest dick in the party. Our two timing winner is no other than Sarah Palin but TEDDY is not far behind.
SARAH PALIN MICHELE BACHMAN REINCE PRIEBUS V.P. RICHARD “DICK” CHENEY
PRES. RONALD REAGAN PRES. GEORGE BUSH 41 PRES GEORGE W. BUSH 43