OUR ONLY TWO TIME WINNER - 2010-2011 GOV. SARAH PALIN
The Alfred E. Newman Awards are devoted to and recognizing those who did little for the country except tear it apart and prove cranial-rectal dyslexia does exist even in 2010. It is also given for Political and Corporate movements of great distinction some which needed to be flushed twice.
Though the competition was fierce, one eventually rose to the top by quitting! Falling from grace after suckering millions in fees and pledges while getting ousted by FOX news who can't stand her anymore, we had a winner. Sorry, the other A-Holes didn't measure up till Ted Cruz came along besting Rand Paul as the biggest dick in the party.
CHASING THE SARAH PALIN BRAND
If you can’t say something smart written by someone else, keep quiet because your stupidity and babbling ignorance will flow forth full of basically unstructured drivel spiced with yups and yips and the profound rebel “by-crackies”. That is the Palin way, lots of nothings.
She is a very beautiful woman, her aspirations to become a model show in her good well cared for looks, her smile, her hair, her poise, confident posed walk and those wonderful Bancroft glasses.
It's a look that captivated the likes of us all during the Presidential elections. We went wild and thought McCain was a genius and his handlers had made the score of the century both by her aura and the female side of the popular vote.
Two and a half years later she is a brand. The speed of light is so much faster than the speed of sound, her words got there after the blinding light. The Palin Brand and like so many products that hit the market, they rise and then they fall. Some recently compared her to the rebuild of the GM car line and then millions of recalls.
So I decided that since she is the loudest voice, the most controversial off the wall personality, and possibly smart only when it comes to her survival, she truly deserved her own in depth section. Simple, her brand grew and the foopahs grew deserving more space. It was then I saw the light and created a new word for my controversial truth search. After all, “ The lady doth protest too much!
”She COMPLAINS ALOT, we jiggled the letters and you got PALIN MOCS…”
PRE-DISASTER
Occasionally working backstage during a political campaign is a chance to see what really goes on during the war of words, unexplainable phrases, and scads and scads of spin, it’s enough to make a Whirling Dervish dizzy. By the luck of the drawer, and the fact I live in Tampa Bay, I wound up following her Florida circuit and I was both possessed and fascinated by Sarah Palin.
We drove from Tampa to Orlando, West Palm and the official Republican Stop, the Village's, a huge manufactured city in itself, home community (75,000 houses) designed for seniors that offers thirty- three golf courses and lots of entertainment. As long as it is Republican, Republican and Republican.
The crowd living there rarely gets anything from the outside. Book signing as long as it is anti-Democrat and easy applauding crowds. As long as you live there and are a Republican. If you are a Democrat and have an Obama sticker on your car , your car will get keyed and your house egged. This is because the villages are owned by one of the largest supporters of the Republican party. Eventually when the earth gets destroyed by a large asteroid, there is so much negative karma there, it would make a perfect target.
I have to be well, totally honest, I was awestruck at first. For her age and five kids she was drop dead gorgeous. Hollywood looks, her vibrant personality, and those sexy designer Bancroft trendy glasses, I really do not know how it effected others, but it worked for me. For about two minutes, I thought I had met a Goddess, and then she opened her mouth.
Besides the beautiful teeth, the screeching of chalk on the blackboard is the only way I would describe her combined with a rhetoric of complaint. All she does is complain, no answers, no solutions, just pick, pick, pick. Any normal human easily would pick her over Ron Paul, or Rand Paul, no contest, as long as they issued earphones. Rand Paul has ideas, strange ones at best, and obviously he is from another planet. Some had suggested Uranus, Ted Cruz’s home planet.
Sarah Palin has looks. That appeals to a lot of folks who judge based on that factor alone since But, if you dissect her words, you find a person so self-enamored she is happy saying anything, no matter how stupid or ill-thought just to get attention.
THE HOCKEY MOM ROUTINE
- Don't get the wrong idea that this is not a love story. She is one of the sharpest, most manipulative, and self sufficient individuals on the planet. The Republicans thought they knew her but she is most of all a survivor, opportunist and a lot smarter than some of them. Her only problem is she’s not intellectually intelligent, shoots from the hip, has bad writers and handlers and she pays no attention to them either.
- Her statement that she is a hockey mom would not rate high on meters, but rated well with real hockey moms and the comparison to pit bulls backfired as a female pit bull is a bitch. In sense she did get it right. And the hockey MOM taught her daughter well allowing her daughters boyfriend to live with them and oops daughter is pregnant. They spin a fast marriage story to cover the growing embryo.
- She gets into something and it backfires. Like Marijuana. June 18, 2010, Palin calls marijuana use by adults a "minimal problem". When you have nothing to say that's intelligent, you say nothing and dodge the bullet. In an appearance on Fox Business Sarah Palin expressed a somewhat lenient view on the enforcement of marijuana laws. "I'm not for the legalization of pot," said Palin. But "if somebody's going to smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at...." I guess the billions we spend on drug enforcement mean nothing. Drugs are popular in Alaska, especially Methamphetamine.
THE WORST CAMPAIGNS IN HISTORY
Analysts and Monday-morning quarterbacks credited McCains loss to one of the worst run campaigns in history. Against his own judgment, Sen. McCain’s handlers pushed him into, Sarah Palin as his running mate. McCain had wanted some one like Joe Lieberman for the middle vote. Another severe case of not thinking. Lieberman had more flip-flops than Miami Beach during spring break. Nevertheless, voters originally applauded his choice of Palin and her qualifications.
They got killed in the election, her smart remarks got her notoriety, and the publics eye. And as things went on, she grew but not with the voters they needed. She played the far right too far and it started to become a 180 degree course and eventually a circle. In this whole facade we called an election, she came out on top, winning the big dollars for now. She walked around McCain without even a fight. On some road stops she completely overshadowed him.
The crowds, admittedly pro right wingers Republican, all these speeches are nothing but preaching to the choir to get them excited, and she did. The chants were Sarah! Sarah!. The loved her and who was that guy on the stand next to her.
Statements were made that she was fully vetted and qualified for the job. In her own words, a pit-bull with lipstick, a soccer mom and Apple Pie America all rolled into a cheerleaders figure and a pageant queens posture. The only thing missing it seems is correct use of the language, knowledge of the country she lives in, and an intelligent thought process. He vetted an idiot on those terms.
These reports of vetting were produced by the Neanderthal University Team of Strategists or NUTS. She kinda looked good on paper, if it was an honest choice, but she looked better on camera. When the Chicago Tribune sent a team to Alaska to get the real story, things were different.
And McCain needed a shot in the arm. His mojo was failing, he had age, some health issues, his branded maverick personna and individualism. He also needed something to offset what the Democrats had put up with the possibility of a woman in either position, Obamas youth and dynamic exuberance and that word "change". McCain was "old school" and worse, he was his own "old school". Do not get me wrong, he is a great American and I am proud of his service and devotion to this country but he is not the man for the job, there are issues with temperament and control you possibly do not know about.
THE STRATEGIUM PLANNER
In a page from the George Bush book on "stratagem thinking" she was the much-needed VP attack pit bull with lipstick in the ring against Barack Obama. It's hard to fight back against a woman and not be called a sexist. In battles with female candidates, the man will lose even if he’s right. the Neanderthals were smarter, they did not argue, they used a club, silent and effective.
In addition she had youth to offset McCain's age. This opened the forum to the younger female voters and moms. And she draws the moms, in huge ensembles, who have like ideas and are mesmerized by her presence. Tell them what they want to hear, scare them into listening, and be entertaining. That's her secret, good assets.
A lot more appealing to men than some of the older, not as attractive ladies in the arena. Probably one of the few anyone had the lack of class to whistle at. And she could counteract Hillary’s supporters and popularity, possible run, and a create a gender free ticket for the White House.
Health, she offsets Mccain's aging and health issues. She's also a breeder and turns out kids like gerbils. Inspiring to the mothers of America. That group called “Soccer moms”. Though it was reported she did not participate in Soccer that much. Well, less than she claimed and the vetting was catching up.
THE RELIGIOUS WAC-A-DOO RIGHT (GETS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN)
She is very religiously outspoken, way over the top, ad nauseam. She really wears it on the sleeve, and manages to draw the Evangelicals out of the tombs That’s the group that can’t separate religion and government. Her church, the third one she belongs to after being asked to leave the last two, in a town of 8,000 are thinkers, actors, and participants in some strange acts on occasion much like the Taliban who put religion ahead of state.
In fact, The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witch-hunt against a local Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells in Wasilla and at one point had over two hundred followers harassing the woman which drove her out of town.
Oh, those vetters from Chicago really started getting the news. This is stuff you can't make up. See for yourself by searching for Palin - Muthree on Youtube and you personally will thank GOD for making sure she doesn’t get within ten miles of the White House unless they are looking for an upstairs chamber maid. Do not invite her to your church either.
At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs. Palin described how:
- Pastor Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial election
- The renouncing of the demonic woman and the police forced into shooting a snake, a large Python which was demonic, holding back 200 followers who who were going to stone the woman to death.
- She is Faith-based three times over, after changing a few affiliations with the three or so churches in her hometown. The next time if she suddenly decides to go Jewish and turns up in my temple with Joe Lieberman, that’s it for me. I’ll turn agnostic.
- Her last church managed to get her protected against Voodoo, clearly certified by an African guest minister dancing around her with the results on You Tube. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2008/09/pastor-muthee-a/
- Good to know the prospective VP was Voodoo Proofed.
- There is even a Voodoo Sarah Palin Doll available on the web. complete with heels and assault rifle if you are afraid of Wolves in your neighborhood.
WAS SHE A CARL ROVE PLANT - INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
I wonder to this day if Carl Rove, Bush's mastermind of Bushwhacked politics, was patting himself on the back with this brilliant plan. Rove quit the White House with six months to go and went to work as an advisor for McCain. His leaving the job came at a time when connections to Libby, aka Cheney's head ELF, and other policies he was involved with were under federal investigation while advising Bush. He is still under indictment. Today Carl Rove is a senior correspondent on FOX news, Rupert Murdock's "Fairly Unbalanced Reporting" scheme and fundraiser for the GOP. Till they dumped him.
The real vetting took great investigative work by the Chicago Tribune Staff who separated the wheat from the perma-frost chaff. They ran down the real story. More spin than all the Dreidels on Hanukah. Much of what was said about her by herself and even the Senator was minimized
The McCain team must of hired the best resume writers in the world to create her. There is the truth in her profile, but not as lovely as the pundit spin when it came out. We were going to use the Politico Meter for truth but it hit the false side so much, the needle fell off the gauge.