Dear Reader, these are my best efforts at humor in 2017-2018
by the great contributors to chaos, like President D. TRUMP.
Formulated by a little coagulation, from the good people of creative
thinking, and a Mac and Photoshop, bolstered by a weird sense of humor,
I want you to enjoy...
DRAINING THE SWAMP
Let the truth be told, about draining swamps. With all the good folks quitting Trumps empire since they really have gotten to know him now, we have a problem. It left a residual emptiness of thought, challenge, diversity, smarts, knowledge, fit for the job, intelligence, cooperation, insight, juris prudence, fairness, partisanship and hugs.
Now the swampers are being found out as low-lifes, scumbags, wife-beaters, liars, crooks, cheats, traitors, thieves, security risks and dumbass siblings, with screwball thinking, poor gamesmanship, finally the swamp may get drained simply because they are drinking the polluted water and it is filthy.
The first time it was drained lost all the good people, this time it’s the stuff left when the toilet paper runs out.
Careful who you shake hands with.
👼🏻🎅🕵 it takes a loving village of caring people to bring up a child, 👷👮🏼👲
💀👻👽 it takes one deranged child in the WhiteHouse to bring down a nation 👺👎👹
“VIVA LA MEXICO" by VINCENTE FOX
FORMER PRESIDENT OF MEXICO
“IT TAKES AN ASSHOLE TO DEFINE A SHITHOLE"
Vicente Fox was responding to the US president’s reported “Shithole” comments that were made during a recent White House meeting. Former Mexican President Vicente Fox slammed President Donald Trump on Thursday, after reports surfaced that Trump had complained about people coming to the United States from “Shithole countries” while discussing immigrants from El Salvador, Haiti and African countries.
Fox called out Trump over the remarks that sources first told The Washington Post came about during an Oval Office meeting with lawmakers who were discussing restoring protections for immigrants from those regions on Thursday.
“Your mouth is the foulest Shithole in the world,” Fox tweeted directly at Trump. “With what authority do you proclaim who’s welcome in America and who’s not. America’s greatness is built on diversity, or have you forgotten your immigrant background, Donald?”
ON ANOTHER NOTE
CATS HORRIFIED OVER TRUMP COMMENT
Based on available information, the Cat Coalition has decided not to endorse
Donald J Trump for anything in 2020 even Dog Catcher. The vote came shortly and swiftly
when “ The Donald Dork claimed he can grab any pussy he wanted”.
TRUMP’S MENTAL COGNITIVE ASSESSMENT
RECENT MEXICO TOUR
Borrowing a phrase from World War II, “Loose Lips Sink Ships”
In today’s world, “Loose Lips and Fast Hands sink Senators, Movie Magnates,
Actors, Preachers, Comediennes, Directors and Producers...
And the rest of the spectrum from Walt Disney to DC Comics
Many of the fine folks who did not make the front pages plus the now known crew that did.
There are a lot more than you think and a lot more involved with the media and the arts.
They are all here and you will be surprised, just click above.
Mr. President, not that I would doubt you and your Fake News Reports but I truly
believe your figures might be wrong and not only was Barack Obama’s
inauguration crowds were bigger so was Adolf Hitlers whom you
obviously admire for his leadership qualities, since you imitate
him so much... It appears you are third rate...
BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS
THE GOLDEN AWARDS FOR BULLSHIT
📢 The Poem Putin sent to Donald Trump...
Your twits and tones won’t break my bones and names will never harm me
But nukes, troops and cruise missiles might possibly alarm me.
Your claims and bravado from one who never gave his country service,
I laugh, your much bragging and self adornment falls short of a Whirling Dervish
Spew all the junk and the flim and flam, please all that you can,
Since my superb hackers just delete all your spam...
Your Fiend, Vladimir Putin
The Real Deal
DONALD TRUMPS LOVE FEST
Today 10/26/2017 Donald trump told us he just had luncheon with the Republican Senate and it was a humongous success and he described
it as a “LOVE FEST”.
Meanwhile others described it differently. More like wanting to see him just fornicate himself, as it seems thats what he calls love.
He really does love himself more than then our people, the nation, The World, Kim Jung Un, Vladmier Putin, Bob Corker, his dog, his beautiful wife, Barack Obama and Darth Vader.
He definitely has a strong grip on his self worth... and denies a strong grip on women’s genitals even though he was caught on tape / and live on camera.
THE GREATEST YOU TUBE I HAVE SEEN AND WHOEVER THE AUTHOR WAS
DESERVES AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR A SHORT TOPIC DOCUMENTARY:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Tammad/status/924752488317595648/video/1
MOVIE REVIEW - A FEW BAD MEN
THE PRESS: President Trump did you order the botched Immigrant ban and you want to build a wall.
JUDGE DREDGE: You don’t have to answer that question!
DONALD T-RUMP: I’ll answer the question. You want answers?
THE PRESS: I want the truth!
DONALD T-RUMP: You can’t handle the truth! We live in a world that needs walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. And I’m going to build bigger, super humongous, super strong, magnificent, more better, more wonderful, more longer, more awesome, spectacular, incredibly great, breathtaking, monstrous, phenomenal, and simply put, astounding wonderful walls built with American steel made from all the cars we will repo from the illegal immigrants on our Southern Border. And I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom... I will have to get the Mexicans to pay for it!
And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. Because I am the only one who can negotiate it. No one else has the smarts I do.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to Americans who rise and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I, “Donald The Protector Provides” and it will get better when I get a security guy since no one wants to work for me.
THE PRESS: Again, did you order the IMMIGRANT BAN thats so screwed up?
DONALD T-RUMP: You’re Goddamn right I did! And the assholes on my staff did a great job on it except for the legal issues, a few loose parts and those schmucks are screwing it up again. Who the F*ck do those JUDGES think they are? Who does Paul Ryan think he is, and I’m running out of crazy accusations to stall with. Get Steve Miller to address the country. That will start a war with Mexico and we won’t need Mexican money to build the F*ckin wall.
NEW! THE OFFICIAL TRUMP PENCIL SHARPENER FOR THOSE
NAMELY HIS BASE... SINCE HIS BASE WILL BUY THEM
IT’S HIS END GAME THAT KEEPS THAT SHARP WIT OF HIS TWITTLES
GOING STRONG WITH THE OTHER NIT - TWITTLERS!
DONALD TRUMP AND SCHOOL BUSES
A LESSON TO LEARN FOR ALL - THE REAPER
UNDER THE BUS WITH TRUMP
BETSY DEVOS ON EDGUCATIORN
📢 Today July 23, 2017 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day and the President in his remarks blamed former President Obama for not having a National Chocolate Day. Obama replied, I offered Vanilla Fudge but Mitch McConnell turned it down. He’s Lasix sensitive to ice cream and it bothers his Hemorrhoids on that end.
📢 It “ Takes a Village” to bring up a child, but only one narcissistic, idiotic, mentally disturbed moron in the White House to F*ck up a country.
📢 “No administration has accomplished more in the first 200 days.” TRUMP
“If demolition is an accomplishment, yes we have a clear winner” AL JACOBS
📢 Trumpenomics - TRUMPED-UP RICH STRATEGY
📢 Trump relates fake news so he can complain about fake news, makes sense to a moron, except he’s more-off than on.
📢 Never blame the politicians, blame dumb voters. Currently assessed at 33% GOP.
📢 NEGOTIATION 101 - Don’t dump Trump alone, dump all the Trumps, a much better deal.
📢 WHEN SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES CAN YOU
EXPECT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SHITSTORM ?
📢 The DONALD PLAN For Domination (Lenin’s Theory)
Take the W and E letters for the WHITE HOUSE and remove them.
This represents WE the People. Add an “S” + HIT HOUSE = SHIT HOUSE
THE PRESS CORPS SINGLE FINGER SALUTE
MY CARTOON PUBLISHED LAST YEAR OCT - NOV 2017
and recently I saw it as the story line as a cartoon duplicated as seen as on
MSNBC with Ali Velshi and Stephanie Ruhle. Great work guys, love your symbiosis.
DAS POOPEN UN SHITENZEE
📢 I do agree with Donald Trump about one thing. We are on the same page, “Fake News does exist” ! Of course Fake News exists, Donald should know , he writes every bit of it! The press only prints that horseshit. The man is sick, there is something inherently wrong with him and he needs help. Thats obvious but its also part of a greater plan.
📢 Putin will take advantage of his weaknesses and use him like a toy. My bets are on Putin. Donald is a coward and Putins career and training by the KGB a lot tougher than anything he’s come across. If Ted Cruz dropped TRUMP with a strong right after what T-RUMP said about Ted’s wife, I would have said the same about Ted being a warrior, who I don’t care for either.
📢 Well, who then will fix the US if and when Trump leaves? After careful thought one hand in the room went up and he replied, a clone of Joseph Stalin. The Steel Man (Stalin translated) had a lousy non-working Congress, a war on his hands, and a destroyed country. He shot a few dissenters (Just like our GOP) and trouble makers, (Like our gangs MS-13) and incompetents (Trumps Cabinet and his Family) and Stalin pulled the country together.
How long would it take , not long with the right ammo. And we can get all we want from Haig the illegal ammo dealer who sold illegal ammo to Paddock, the butcher of New Orleans and the TRUMP Congress has done nothing.
📢 Trumps claims to be a negotiator, not true, a bully with money is a better term. Putin is a warrior, and Donald’s strengths are not anything close to the man who takes chances. Putins humming something about “ Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets don’t mean shit”.
📢 The question passed down through the ages by generations of thinkers and common folk alike: Whats dumber than a rock? We submitted the GOP base. They voted for a man who will destroy them. It’s Ok to hate politicians but you voted for him believing this guy on a white horse will save you. You forgot water paint washes off, the horse was the Reapers black stallion and the rider was well, dirty. The worst part was you were warned of his lying and reneges on promises and you paid no attention.
The worst is your stupidity will affect millions more than just you, you will be the ones remembered when the country wakes up and figures we have been had, bad and the suffering of the innocents will be on your conscience.
📢 Inquiring Minds: How can you tell TRUMP is telling a lie?
Its simple, we apply the Lipmass Test and if his lips are moving, it’s obvious in 85% or more of the time he is lieing, distracting, covering up, bullshitting, whacking the weeds, and or grossly misleading the people of our beloved country avoiding any kind of transparency and truth.
📢 Donald Trump promised us transparency in his presidential race and with the help of a willing press, all his lies and fallen promises are becoming more and more transparent proving with or without his help, the truth shall prevail. He truly is the wrong person to lead our country and sooner than later it will come to a head. The proof is that the transparency was written on black paper with black ink