It took a while for my intel people, to come up with a proper code name for the circle of advisors who feed information both to the President and the press from TRUMP under the guise supposed “leaks”.   “We settled on Donald’s Dorks”.  This elite group both serves and supports the balls of the new President in what he says on a daily basis to his Twitter account, informally but commonly called Nit-Twit One and his supporters and likes are simply NIT-TWITS.

One of the reasons I left social media was the high degree, not all, but a good selection of uninformed socially defunct, weak minded, angry imbeciles with a 144 character mentality and they believe a large part of the crap they are fed. They don’t challenge nor look for evidence they just blindly believe.  Just act like a Nit-Twit and agree, I just described those that support the guy who will ultimately ruin them.  No one can be that stupid.  I thought,  I was wrong.  Who will they blame then?  

Part one of the scheme of things.  These lies “ Called leaks” destroy confidence of the people, then you place the right people in the right place, discredit intelligence, media, the judiciary, his cabinet for example, surround yourself with this administration crew and then create your own party or part of government with its own brand of bovine excrement.  

Earning a post to the thrones isn’t easy but there are paths.  Lots of sucking up, like  Christie who failed, his head was too big, Reince Priebus who ultimately failed by incompetence, he was a servant not a policy wonk, by Marriage (Kushner) who scored and is useless, or attendance at Trump functions and associate lying like the new blowjob after Giuliani does at the press briefings which are more like denial sessions.  He is currently in first place winning the ass-kisser award challenged by VP Mike Pence. ( My prediction Pence will win hands down or up depending if he is doing the holy roller bit) 

And last but not least, on the subject of crap application and usage, when it comes to thrones how can we leave out the magnificent incredible earth moving gluteal muscles which are a group of three muscles which make up the buttocks: the Gluteus Maximus, Gluteus Medius and Gluteus Minimus.

The three muscles originate from the ilium and sacrum and insert on the femur.  The Maximus muscle group of the Kardashian girls exemplify the highest accord in buttock artistry as they show their secrets in this article on lubrication and husband happiness.  They take their ass...ets to a much higher level.  First we’ll examine the Kardashians and then the Trumpets... 


You won’t see on this site articles on the Kardashians latest trend in pedicures.  But when it comes to the Game of Thrones nobody (pun) can talk about their Gluteus Maximus muscles (asses) better than the Kardashians. 

It may take a Village to bring up a child, but a bunch of talentless large asses finds suck-cess in the pop culture scene.  It’s just their style, sometimes (OK often) one of them from their Borg Collective Brothel makes weird news.  

Kourtney Kardashian has said that she would recommend oil enemas to everyone.  The opening episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York’s second season, which aired on a Sunday night, saw the reality star and sister Kim Kardashian offered the procedure while having a spa day in New York.  

People who support and love these posterior entrepreneurs do have a connection with them.  Similar theology to the disease raging through the White House rap6idly becoming a sh*t house.   It called Cranial Rectal Dyslexia a disease which confuses brain cells and the nether excrement portal.  Commonly referred to by those who can’t spell dyslexia as "Sh*t for Brains”.

Kim Kardashian with much larger buttocks declined the offer to let her anal canal receive the 19.95 lube and oil change. Especially, after seeing a firehose hanging on the wall, and sizing up the situation.    

Her massive Gluteus Maximus made the tabloid news. It is actually rumored to be or will be down-sized due to the implants shifting.   Yes, “ Assplantation, Bootie Botox or Bootyfieing”  is common in Hollywood, for those getting ass-bumps and visible dimples. 

I agree, as the photo shows 28 plus inches of those melted Chevy truck end bumpers used as implants have gone south, probably back to the Chevy plant in General Motors’ best-selling US vehicle which began production in Silao, Mexico, in 2014.

Kourtney decided to go ahead, telling viewers: “It’s a great alternative way to get toxins out of the body”.   About as toxic as her acting on television, I would have suggested a marine sump pump.

Kourtney later posted on her Twitter account: “ I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you me when I say life changing”!   Hopefully she’ll get a sponsorship as a spokesperson for Standard Oil 10W-30, get to wear NASCAR type tight clothes with an open ass flap and receive product direct in 55 gallon drums.

Note **  The show had one of their highest ratings ever when the sisters discovered this pseudo medical treatment and Kourtney’s on again-off again sometimes husband thought it was a great idea as he was doing some followup work.  His goal involving close inspection and observation of her procedure, followed by some deep personal inspection and probing, on the procedure with her, be careful and loving as she has a temper that goes with the now very slippery slope.



2017 - 2018

THE GOLDEN THRONE WINNER  (Possible Platinum Candidate)


Belching bullshit faster than a whiling dervish on methaphetamine, Kellyanne Conway, once the most visible spokesperson for the Trump White House, was sidelined from television appearances for a week for making statements that were at odds with the administration’s official stance, White House sources told CNNMoney on Wednesday.  Or did she take time to get a facial, some of her wrinkles  are gone. Better TV makeup.

Her credibility and poisonous issue with truth is beyond anything some can tolerate. Having a conversation with her is useless, she is a true TRUMP loyalist and staunch supporter.   

In other words just like her boss, she lies and lies and lies.

Those statements, which came amid existing public scrutiny over Conway's credibility, led the president and his top advisers to conclude that her appearances were doing more harm than good for the administration, the sources said.  She was “off message,” a White House source said.  We called it “Bullshitting”

She on the other hand is known as the ‘Bitch On Wheels’ and not afraid of taking on the media spinning faster than a whiling dervish who just got goosed by a cattle prod.  She is an American Republican campaign manager, strategist, and pollster. 

She is President and CEO of The Polling Company Inc. / Woman Trend, and has been a political commentator on CNN, Fox News, Fox Business, and more and has Donald’s ear.  

She also invents phrases like ‘alternative facts’ which is a nice way of saying, ‘I will be lying through my teeth and you are supposed to believe the horseshit I will be throwing at you’.  She ranks high on the Scumbag list with T-RUMP and lying comes as easy to her as it does to T-RUMP.   Her lying is harsh, mis-informed, brainwashed and speaks then thinks might be more accurate.

She is very combative with anyone in the media.  
White House senior counselor Kellyanne Conway lashed out at Fox & Friends hosts after they pressed her on sexual assault allegations against Alabama GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore.

Conway had intended to discuss the new tax plan but seemed to lose her patience when further questioned about Moore. "I do find that the mainstream media want to talk about this issue more than almost anything else," Conway said. "And again, we’re not telling Americans what’s in the tax plan for them."

Continuing her lecture, Conway attempted to steer the conversation back towards taxes.  "I’m sorry," Conway continued. “  think its incumbent upon everyone who has a role and a responsibility to inform people what’s going on in Capitol Hill to tell them what’s in this plan."

Earlier in the interview, Conway seemed to even get a little defensive when the hosts brought up that Ivanka Trump had been so outspoken against the allegations against Moore, then claimed she was one of the first to speak out on behalf of sexual assault victims.   "I tried to do it 13 months ago, nobody wanted to listen to me because of the campaign I was managing."

Meanwhile, President Trump has yet to address the allegations against Moore. However, several U.S. Senate Republicans -- including Mitch McConnell -- are calling for him to drop his bid.  

Washington 11/23 -   A former director of the US Office of Government Ethics says he filed an official complaint against White House counselor Kellyanne Conway for what he argues was a violation of the Hatch Act after she attacked GOP Alabama Senate hopeful Roy Moore’s opponent on television Tuesday.

Walter Shaub, who served as ethics director under the Obama administration, said Conway likely violated the Hatch Act, which prohibits White House officials from advocating for or against candidates, even in media interviews.  Speaking to Fox News Monday, Conway addressed the heated Alabama race and Moore's Democratic competitor, saying, "Doug Jones in Alabama, folks, don't be fooled. He will be a vote against tax cuts. He is weak on crime. Weak on borders. He is strong on raising your taxes. He is terrible for property owners. "We want the votes' for tax bill "I just want everybody to know, Doug Jones, nobody ever says his name, and pretends he is some kind of conservative Democrat in Alabama. And he's not."

Shaub tweeted following news of the interview Tuesday, "I found the video. She's standing In front of the White House. It seems pretty clear she was appearing in her official capacity when she advocated against a candidate. This is at least as clear a violation of 5 USC 7323 (a) (1) ” 

White House spokesman Raj Shah BCE (Bullshit Conversion Expert)  responded with a statement, saying, “Ms. Conway did not advocate for or against the election of a candidate, and specifically declined to encourage Alabamans to vote a certain way. She was speaking about issues and her support for the President's agenda. This election is for the people of Alabama to decide."

On Wednesday morning, Shaub tweeted that he had gone ahead and filed a complaint with the Office of Special Counsel against Conway. "She was speaking about issues and her support for the President's agenda. This election is for the people of Alabama to decide," he added.



Stephen Miller is a senior advisor to President Donald Trump. Prior to his current appointment, he was the communications director for then-Alabama senator Jeff Sessions, who as of February 2017 is Attorney General of the United States. 

Staff members on Capitol Hill recall Stephen Miller, the 31-year-old White House adviser behind many of President Trump’s most contentious executive orders, as the guy from Jeff Sessions’s office who made their inboxes cry for mercy.

Recently someone said if Bannon was normal where in the universe do we plant this guy,  certainly not the part God Made.  Much closer to the Klingon Empire, and Rugasr Badzukoo, current Klingon President said don’t drop this asshole on us...

As a top aide to Mr. Sessions, the conservative Alabama senator, Mr. Miller dispatched dozens and dozens of bombastic emails to congressional staff members and reporters in early 2013 when the Senate was considering a big bipartisan immigration overhaul. Mr. Miller slammed the evils of “foreign labor” and pushed around nasty news articles on proponents of compromise, like Senator Marco Rubio of Florida.

Trump signaled his appreciation for Miller’s performance on Twitter.  “Congratulations Stephen Miller- on representing me this morning on the various Sunday morning shows,” he wrote on Sunday. “Great job!”  

That alone horrified Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, two media figures who have waged war on Miller after Trump signed the executive order to restrict immigration and travel from high-risk countries in the Middle East.

“The White House has got to stop embarrassing themselves by putting this guy up. … That is the worst performance of anybody — that made Susan Rice the Sunday after Benghazi look smooth,” Scarborough said on his Monday morning show.    After playing a highlight clip of Miller’s performance, Scarborough threw up his hands and dropped his pen in horror as Brzezinski appeared speechless:  “It’s so much worse than I ever thought,” Scarborough stated.  Brzezinski mockingly referred to Miller as a “lad” and began a hashtag campaign on Twitter to throw him out.

“The Steven Miller interviews this morning on all the Sunday shows were frightening!  I’m sorry Mr President.  No.. A really bad sign,” she wrote. She continued, “If the White House thinks that is a person they want to put out front-it’s beyond sad for our country.  First KellyAnne now this..embarrassed for USA.”

Previous work screw ups - He worked for Senator Jeff Sessions and Congresswoman Michele BachmannCongressman John Shadegg, three extreme politicians known for some really stupid things.   If he gave them their cannon fodder they truly were really stupid.


Add to the mix multiple power centers and an insecure, defensive son-in-law whose father was indicted by some of Trumps legal Beagles now.  “Two people close to the transition also said a number of Trump’s most loyal campaign aides have been alarmed by Jared Kushner’s efforts to elbow aside anyone he perceives as a possible threat to his role as Trump’s chief consigliere.”

The picture suggests an unhinged president, too many weak aides and an administration that cannot control itself, let alone coverage of its breakdowns. To repeat, nothing much of substance, certainly no major policy defeat, has yet occurred. One shudders to think what will happen when setbacks do occur.

Trump’s inability to acknowledge his own lack of support prompts him to seek refuge in “alternative facts” — to lie to himself and others. The Post reports, “Days after being sworn in, President Trump insisted to congressional leaders invited to a reception at the White House that he would have won the popular vote had it not been for millions of illegal votes … 

Two people familiar with the meeting said Trump spent about 10 minutes at the start of the bipartisan gathering rehashing the campaign. He also told them that between 3 million and 5 million illegal votes caused him to lose the popular vote.” The obsession with replaying the election and concocting a phony excuse for losing the popular vote reminds us that despite mockery for constant lying, Trump cannot help himself. He lies because reality won’t conform to his narcissistic view of the world.

President Trump believes in Kushner’s talents so fiercely and unequivocally that he imagines him capable of out-maneuvering every foreign service officer at the State Department today and every bona-fide diplomat that has come before him.  he will screw up, he did and now talk of lying to Congress...

The second explanation is that the POTUS is thinking about the matter more realistically, and after considering the historical trajectory of America’s quest for a viable Mideast peace deal, has come to the sensible conclusion that his own prospects for success during the next four to eight years range from slim to none. Because he has no real expectation of resolving the conflict during the course of his tenure, he’s decided to get strategic.  Send the son in law.

It now an established fact that Jared Kushner has a problem following instructions and producing documents as requested by Congress.  Another Trump hump...


(Born October 30, 1981) is an American businesswoman, Daddy helped a lot, and former fashion model, Daddy helped a lot, who is currently assistant to President Donald Trump, Daddy made her.

She is the daughter of the president and his first wife, former model Ivana Trump, Mommy gave her the looks.  Daddy gave her balls.  She is recognized for her business savvy, intelligence, and good looks following in her fathers footsteps using a mine detector eventually winding up as a fraud and lier herself mainly involving overseas businesses her father detests unless they are his. And who would dare say different.

She is Daddy’s little girl and has inherited some of his mild mannerisms much to his delight. On one occasion Donald wished she wasn’t his and we would have gone after her.  Thanks to that other shock jock, another piece of work from that community of deviates Howard Stern, when he interviewed pervert TRUMP. 

Financially perfected, with the TRUMP fortune in hand she like her dad lends her name to any business and calls this a bigly and wonderful, awesome and perfect using the TRUMP family name and money.

She talks about human rights and has a shoe factory in China literally run as a slave labor camp. And we haven’t even checked out Indonesia, Malaysia and Southeast Asia.

Ivanka Trump has been an executive vice president of her father’s company – The Trump Organization – as well as serving as a boardroom advisor on her father's TV show The Apprentice.  She moved to Washington, D.C in January 2017 as her husband, Jared Kushner, was appointed as a Senior Advisor to the President of the United States by her father.

 Starting in late March 2017, Trump began serving in her father's administration as assistant to the president. She assumed this official, unpaid federal government position after multiple ethics concerns were raised about her access to sensitive material while not being held to the same ethics restrictions as a federal employee.  She is considered part of her father’s inner circle.


As we predicted, secret service nicknamed ‘Brunhilda’ is the new mouth for the press corp spewing the TRUMP line, not the party line, the T-Rumps line, since Sean Spicer is leaving his post as Donald’s press-yes man thus avoiding cardiac failure and a double hernia having to carry the weight of Donald’s lies.

At this point in the Game of Thrones, basically the cabinet sitting on toilets in a huge circle, he is lucky for eventually and he knows the dragons will come and burn the whole friggen mess down.  He’s getting out because he knows this FAKE administration will blow up and he does not wish to become collateral damage.

In 2016, after mis-managing her father Mike Huckabee’s presidential campaign, in which the bass player, TV political star and the toad load of Evangelical Jesus freak bullshit blew out in the first round by voters who had blown him out two other times.  (Beware of false prophets)  He wasn’t that good a bassist either.

She signed on as a senior advisor for
Donald Trump’s 2016 No-Truth Presidential Campaign, handling the Trump campaign’s fake news communications for coalitions.  

Many thought her going to work for TRUMP would be easy as working for one egotistical jerk to another is basically a simple transfer.  And they were right!  She is doing a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones or playing dodge ball with answers stressing she hadn’t asked the President about it, so according to simple Journalistic questioning, the real question is, “What the F*ck does she do all day and why do we have these useless press meetings.

In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked 42 questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ we have no record of that “, “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times.  She is as useless as  “boobs on a boar hog”.  She comes across as an arrogant bitch and is not enamored by the White House Press Corp who waste all day getting no answers.  She also has a non cooperative demeanor or a sense of looking down at the reporters.   What a friggen waste of energy!

Unfortunately the coalition building went like a Southern Christian bible-thumping holy roller devout wedding in a biker bar.  She was promoted for loyalty, not talent, and recently promoted since TRUMP destroys more coalitions than he creates she became the White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary -  alias... Sara Nota-Wara.  A famous princess who also never answered a question till they fed her to a pack of wolves.

“Brunhilda”  (her nickname) is perfect for the job.   It will not take her long to become well hated.  She’s 80 percent there.  Many of the press corps have had bad dreams over her, some even imagining her being run over by a TV truck and redemption when filming it live.   A movie and stage critic thought she might be perfect for the movie role of the life of Brunhilda the Queen. (c. 543–613) who was a princess of the Spanish Visigoths who married the Merovingian King Sigebert I of Austrasia, part of Francia.  Clothar II, who in 613 defeated Brunhilda in battle and had her executed by being pulled apart by four horses. We don’t do that today, we would need to use four HumVees in her case.

And “ Sanhilda” the CIA code name for Sara Huckster Sanders, the  big mouthed daughter of Mike “ Bass Player” Huckabee another evangelical nutcase, wins the Alfred E. Neumann award for “What me worry”.

Her win was solidified, really solidified, by the unanimous hatred of the press corps for her.  Her incompetent work ethic was outstanding.  She spent the day driving an asphalt truck patching up all the holes Donald put in the pavement of normalcy. 

The election provided the capstone to a year of tumult inside the GOP, and at a time when the party controls the levers of power in Washington and states across the country, the Alabama campaign was one more reminder that this is a party facing a major identity crisis and no easy answers for how to resolve it.

Trump suffered mightily after fully embracing Moore in the final weeks of the campaign, despite credible allegations that Moore had engaged in sexually improper behavior with teenage girls when he was in his 30s.  TRUMP felt,  so what?  

President Trump’s tweeting Tuesday morning set off the usual scramble among White House reporters for all manner of clarifications and amplifications. Look at the tweet, and it’s not hard to understand why:

Ever the self-proclaimed “counterpuncher,” Trump was tweeting in response to Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s call for his resignation over sexual-assault allegations. In turn, Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) called the tweet a “sexist smear.”

A chance to corner the president on this matter arose as the president participated in a signing of the National Defense Authorization Act, with a crew of reporters on the scene in what is known as a “pool spray.” CNN’s Jim Acosta was there to witness the moment. 

After Trump signed the document, he got up and began walking out of the Roosevelt Room. Acosta asked: “Mr. President, what did you mean when you said that Kirsten Gillibrand would do anything for a campaign contribution?”Good question! The president turned his head with a glare and proceeded to exit.  No answer.

Acosta told CNN colleague Wolf Blitzer about how desperately the White House wanted to sidestep that uncomfortable encounter. “In the moments before I asked the president the question in the Roosevelt Room as he was signing the National Defense Authorization bill, the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, pulled me aside — this was prior to me asking that question of the president.

And she warned me that if I asked the president a question at this pool spray, as we call them, that she could not promise that I would be allowed into a pool spray again,” said Acosta. “Wolf, this was a direct threat coming from the press secretary to me, warning me not to ask a question and, of course, I went ahead and asked the question anyway and the president did not respond. But Wolf, as you know, we don’t respond to threats, we’re not going to be intimidated.” 





Conservative provocateur Ann Coulter slammed Sean Hannity in a blistering column  spoke: "Sean Hannity, bless his heart, has the zeal of the late Trump convert," Coulter wrote in the column on her website. "He would endorse communism if Trump decided to implement the policies of 'The Communist Manifesto.'"

"Sean Hannity currently serves as one of the the major celebrity hosts of FOX News Channel's (FNC) Hannity (weekdays 10-11PM/ET).  He joined the network in 1996 and is based in New York.  In other words he is the new Dr. Goebbels of FOX.

Many left FOX for various reasons.  Bill O’Reilly,  for sexual taunts and innuendoes, the rest left probably tired of having to lie, lift their skirts or prostitute themselves for the false twisted FOX stories. Megyn Kelly, Greta VanSusteren, Gretchen Carlson,  Bob Beckel, Michelle Fields,  

Some left for their lightbulbs shutting down and falling from grace.  Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Marc Hill, Dick Morris, and Judge Andrew Napolitano, who shouldn’t even be allowed in traffic court, even if he got a traffic ticket.

Hannity is the last one left and we hope he leaves soon, he is the biggest lying scumbag, Roger had in his rhelm. The massive evacuation was in part due to the millions of dollars the station was paying to keep sexual abusiveness by Roger Ailes, who recently passed on from a fall he took in his home.  It was quickly hushed as the conspirators thought he was pushed not just a fall.  If he was pushed I offer the pusher my congratulations, another scumbag gone.   Then there was the rumors of him being tossed off a building and the body moved to his home were not true.  His removal thoroughly qualifying as a GOD type revenge.  Others like Bill O’Reilly sharing his views on employees being submissive also left.

He is a lying fraud.  As one of the most prominent and influential conservative voices in the country,  which is another way of saying he is a super parcel of misinformation and lies for the GOP base and T-Rump sums him up.  He does it by a program offering a mix of faux news, slandered commentary, guest interviews (selected by their views which have to agree with Sean or you get killed) and branded segments such as Ask Sean, where views have the opportunity to send in questions via Twitter or Facebook and heavily screened for him to answer.  After all the ultra fake conservative really failed to complete a year of college and known as a gay basher in school.

Most recently in 2014, Hannity traveled to Israel to speak with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during the Israel/Gaza conflict.  It was reported during the time he was there the Palestinians declared a truce as they felt having Hannity there was curse enough on the Israelis.  
He also reported live from Texas while touring the border with Gov. Rick Perry, who couldn't remember why he was there. Rick doesnt remember a lot of things.

Prior to his roles with WABC and FNC, Hannity hosted a radio talk show in Atlanta on WGST-AM and was a frequent substitute for fellow talk show host, Rush Limbaugh on WABC in New York. He is also the author of three New York Times bestsellers,  Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism, "Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism" and "Conservative Victory: Defeating Obama's Radical Agenda."

Most intelligent people commenting that they were printed on nice paper, almost as good as Charmin.



JEFFREY LORD is a Political staffer and suck up political commentator, writer (debatable), and political strategist in Pennsylvania, who once served as an associate political director in the administration of former United States President Ronald Reagan. (probably emptying ashtrays and wastebaskets)

He is well known on the TV circuit (sometimes referred to as Byron Bullshit) as the man who never said anything bad about TRUMP and most of his statements and claims are in defense of TRUMP incompetence.  He has more spins than the whirling dervishes of the Turkmen empire whilst fighting the Crusaders.

Lord first worked as a press aide in the Pennsylvania State Senate.  He worked for Pennsylvania congressman Bud Shuster as legislative director and press secretary and for U.S. senator H. John Heinz III as executive assistant.  

Later, Lord worked as chief of staff to Drew Lewis, for part of the time that Lewis was a co-chairman of Pennsylvania for the Ronald Reagan presidential campaign. He also served in the Reagan White House as an associate political director 1987–1988.

In that position, he assisted in the judicial nomination process for several nominees, including Robert Bork for the Supreme Court. He also worked for Jack Kemp during the presidency of George H. W. Bush.

Lord works as a political commentator, contributing material to CNN, The Weekly Standard, The American Spectator, National Review Online, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Times, the Los Angeles Times, the Philadelphia Inquirer, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, and the Harrisburg Patriot-News. He has appeared as a guest on numerous television and radio programs.  Most TRUMP supporters must think he’s great because he does show up on TV usually being lambasted for his weird outlook on the bullshit he comments on.

He also works as a political consultant for Quantum Communications, a Harrisburg-based political strategy firm so conservative they can’r make left hand turns in the parking lot.  They back out which is the way most conservative groups operate, in reverse.

He is the author of The Borking Rebellion, about the confirmation of Federal Judge D. Brooks Smith.   It received a generally positive review in the Wall Street Journal.  His more recent book, published in January 2016 (from which he gained the name, “ The Trump Defender”), is What America Needs: The Case for Trump. 

My recommendation for the book would be to make it required for the Boy Scouts in their fire starting classes.

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