THE PALIN IMPLOSION
The latest Washington Post/ABC poll found that Sarah Palin had the highest negative numbers among voters who leaned Republican.
Thirty-seven percent of those polled hold an unfavorable view of the former Alaska governor. Fifty-eight percent are favorable. The poll, and they are as common as breathing these days shows Sarah Palin falling from the likes of savvy Republicans. The percentage of Republicans who have a favorable opinion of the former governor has dropped faster than full length dresses in topless bar; or the power curve of a warplane ten minutes after "bingo fuel".
Could it be the media has fallen out of love with the "Witch of the North" when they realized she has nothing intelligent to say? Today, as the chart shows in this poll she is admired by only fifty-eight percent of Republicans who see her in a favorable light. I wonder if the 58% are defending their first impression or are totally incompetent to make reasonable decisions. In 2015 this has dropped to the thirties.
It's simple, she offers nothing. No answers, no fixes, no suggestions, she just complains. In this world of today , we all know the problems we want to hear the answers. When caught the Palin Solution - "Err, what was the question?" She reminds you of the Monday morning quarterback guy you had to listen to at the water cooler. He had all the answers as to who played on Sunday.
She's too polarizing and that’s what is tearing the Republican Party apart. She's the Tea Party, the Teat Party and the Tea POT party all rolled into one. She'll tell you what’s wrong, she'll tell you when to breastfeed and that Michele Obama shouldn’t get involved in what you kids eat, and she'll tell you when to smoke a little weed. After all she is for the legalization of Marijuana as a solution. I'm not implying that she smokes weed, her incoherency doesn't need it.
She's on a natural high, the Palin High. Palin has issues with Republican hierarchy and has shown disdain for those with too many years in Congress, sooner or later they will get out the baseball bats as they realize during elections, she is more capable of more harm than usefulness as a team player.
She's Team Palin and little else. Sooner or later the love fest had to end. Many of the party, thought of her as a fresh approach to politics, based on what they were fed. It turned out to be a lot of rhetoric. The truth slipped out about her real past, minuscule unfinished projects and false accolades, the crap written by the McCain team with help from the ghost writers who have all but vanished today.
From the beginning it was Team Palin and not Team McCain. I'll bet John McCain's choice would of been to have slept in that day and avoided his handlers (and I think Rove had something to do with it) with the suggestion of Palin as a running mate, but they all clapped when she was announced.
PALIN VISITS THE HOLY LAND
CNN - Following in the footsteps of several other Republicans considering a presidential bid, Sarah Palin was in Jerusalem Monday to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and take in some local sight-seeing.
Media was not high on her list of priorities so a few were only able to catch up with her at a hastily arranged photo-op at the Western Wall. No public word from her camp about this Telegraph report that says a visit to the West Bank city of Bethlehem was aborted at the last-minute for reasons unknown.
Her “ lood Libel” accusations and comments to the Jewish people might of had something to do with it but basically a Jew like myself sees her as an idiot with a mouth who like any disaster seems to draw both the press and a right wing idiot following.
Netanyahu asked if SARA wanted to go to the West Bank, she replied; No, I already have my MasterCard with Bank of America. Stunned, he explained where the West Bank was she replied, “ Can see it from my bedroom window”.
With the bombings and the grief the Israeli’s have sustained, did they really have to have Palin dumped on them too?
Politics, or was it a slam against our President Barack Obama who does not do the Hora (An Israeli Dance) when Netanyahu tells him to dance.
SARAH PALIN (™) TRADEMARKED
Alaska's most famous politician/ pageant queen/ hunter/ vice presidential candidate/ and mental buffoon will get her name trademarked after all. Maybe burnt into her forehead, or crib-sheeted into the palm of her hand. Old habits like cheating on tests never go away.
Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol are expected to have trademarks on their names approved within three months after re-filing (maybe too many spelling mistakes) and resubmitting their paperwork. Since nobody challenged it, the names “Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin” will be trademarked.
SARAH’S APPLICATION READS
The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font, style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in the mark identifies ‘ arah Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of record.
- Class 35-advertising and business for information about political elections; providing a website featuring information about political issues
- (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 102). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996. Class 41-educational and entertainment services, namely providing motivational speaking services in the field of politics, culture, business and values
- (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 107). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996.
BRISTOL’S APPLICATION
The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font, style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in the mark identifies ‘Bristol Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of record.
- For educational and entertainment services, namely providing motivational speaking services in the field of life choices
- (U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 107). First use 3-1-2009; In commerce 3-1-2009. Basis:
- DANCE STUDIO PROTECTIONS
The announcement of the Bristol Palin Dance Studio’s, soon opening in a strip mall near you didn’t come as a shock to anyone. Soon there will be suits against those who use the “Palin Cha-Cha Step” which basically is two steps forward and three steps backward. - Featured at the studios will be a line of dresses Bristol wore on the show “Dancing With the Stars”, especially the bright Orange number she wore which was so, ugly Vladmier Vanovitsky, a Russian dress designer commented, “ I could see it without TV from the porch of my Dacha in Minsk. Even a Russian peasant wouldn’t be seen in it and the state would confiscate it and make uniforms for prisoners in our gulags.
PALINS FALL LINEUP OF T-SHIRTS with MEANING
“ Lose with Class, Then Slam Their Ass”, “ Speaking in Tongues means Never Saying You’re Sorry”, “ Alaska First”, Right After Me”, “ A Moose in Every Pot”, “ Pot in Every Pot Of Moose”, “ If Ignorance is Bliss, I Couldn’t be Happier”, “ Palin Means Never Ever Saying You’re Sorry, Never, Ever”.
USABLE NICKNAMES
Since you cannot or will not be permitted to use Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin for commercial usage, you might have to resort to nicknames. We found a few on the web at a great read, THE DAILY KOS, and added a few of our own. There is a lot of voting (survey) as to the best nickname at that site.
Other contributions were:
“ Sarah Barracuda”, “ Sarah Bablical”, “ Caribou Barbie”, “ Moose O’lini”, “ Palin-Drone”, “ Chick Cheney”
“ Half-Baked Alaskan”, “ Blunder Woman”, “ Granny Grifter”, “Snowdrift Snooki”, “ The Grizzled Mama”, “ The Klondike Kardashians”, “ The Idita-broad”, “ The Tundra Twit”, “The Paleontologist”, “ McCain’s Folly”, “ The Idinerator”, “Sarah Burnt Heart “, “ Cruella”, “Governor Jesus Camp”, “Fertile the Huntress”, “The Bitch of Fridgia”
PALIN ON IMMIGRATION
Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin actually agrees with liberals on something. “Finally, they have won me over. I actually agree with the liberals’ demanding that this issue of young illegal aliens flooding across our border into horrendous conditions be taken care of. Now!”
Palin’s remarks come after a week of news and debate over the more than 47,000 unaccompanied minors who have been detained crossing the borders since October, a 92% uptick from the same period the year before. The surge in border crossings —which the president’s administration says is motivated by extreme poverty, crime and violence back home—is overwhelming the system and shocking, inhumane conditions have been reported.
The American Civil Liberties Union and four other immigrant rights groups have issued a complaint, citing abuse by border patrol, as children who have been detained report physical abuse, harassment and verbal abuse, as well as being denied medical care, sanitary conditions, and water. Last week, the President ordered federal emergency authorities to take over the relief effort, opening new shelters for the children.
“As a Christian I find it unforgivable to ignore this issue of overrunning border security into these conditions in southern states, and this one issue is just about driving me to renounce my Republican ties because, see, even leaders on the RIGHT side of the aisle haven’t exerted all Constitutional power to stop the madness,” Palin wrote.
“I say this as a mother – a bleeding-heart compassionate woman and mother. I say, how dare anyone turn a blind eye and further harden your horrid heart when you see these pictures snuck out of the innocent children’s holding pens” she wrote.
WESTERN CONSERVATIVE CONFERENCE - DENVER LOSERS
Right-wing talk radio host Dan Caplis and graduate of Dr. Goebbels journalism school introduced Palin as “one of the most influential political figures of the 21st century,” and as a heroine who has “stood up for you.” (What does this frickin jerk off smoke) We determined that as the guest speaker she got paid for this performance and I hope that next year they get someone with intelligence otherwise I don’t want anyone attending this convention anywhere near money, they have no sense of values and I must regard the speaker selection committee as dumbasses playing to other dumbasses.
HIGHLIGHTS OR LOWLIGHTS
• “It is nice to be back in the Mile High City, I just think it’s absolutely beautiful. Flying in, you know we’re over your snow-capped hills, I think you call them mountains? I flew in from Alaska” …inferring the real mountains?
• “Remember, we’re in Colorado. Don’t inhale. So the president was here last week, gotten’ his Rocky Mountain high on…” Yet, Palin failed to mention that her home state is also on track to legalize marijuana this November.
• “Busy week for him [Barack Obama] speeding from one scandal to another scandal. it’s vertigo. The Middle East exploding in chaos, time in our open border crisis, Obama has no time to visit the border, but time to shoot some pool, wet his whistle, in real big for those icky photo ops that he really, really hates.”
• “The president disparages these [fat] cats in public. But in private, “ there’s a whole lot of cuddling , purring and tummy tickling with the ones who feeds him.”
• “It’s the same old story today, as government gloats, crony capitalists just eat it up, they’re swallowing’ that largesse.”
• “On both sides of the aisle, they feed off this [supposed "big government" largesse]. Y’know, the rest of us. Today, we’re the ‘forgotten man.’ The ‘forgotten man’ is the hard working middle class who just can’t seem to get a break.” Hmmm, maybe her party’s refusing to raise the minimum wage has something to do with that.
• On Benghazi. President got us into a war with Libya without congressional approval. Our ambassador there begged for security, was ignored then murdered when the consulate was attacked — as predicted by savage Muslim terrorists. Who were angered by an inflammatory anti-Muslim film produced by right-wing Christians.“
• “Considering articles of impeachment is the check making the case for it is not difficult. Difficult is having the moral courage to do what’s right in Congress. It takes guts to hold him accountable. It takes political will. Obama is radically changing the balance of power, setting a wicked dangerous precedent.”
CONCLUSION: The woman is mentally insufficient for any duties in the White House and her recent affiliation with Donald Trump proves something about the phrase “birds of a feather flock together”. She is a joke and a jokester but never forget this woman is dangerous to anything normal people believe in. Far beyond being out in left or excuse me right field, she’s clearly two blocks from the stadium.