THE GAME OF HORMONES 



PLAYING THE GAME OF HORMONES IN POLITICS

“ THE TRUMPSTER MIGHT BE THE BUTT OF SOME GOOD JOKES ” 


BUTT FIRST,  HOLLYWOOD

When it comes to thrones how can we leave out the magnificent incredible gluteal muscles which make up the buttocks of the Kardashian Girls.   The Kardashian girls exemplify the highest accord in buttock artistry as they show their secrets in this article on lubrication and husband happiness.  They take their ass...ets to a much higher level. 

It’s just their style, when one of them from their Borg Collective Brothel makes weird fashionista news. Heres Kourtney’s take on anal lubrication.

ANAL LUBRICATION 101 - Kourtney decided to go ahead, telling viewers: “It’s a great alternative way to get toxins out of the body” and about as toxic as her acting on television.  Obviously she likes the luke warm oil slowly pumped into her nether region.  Must be a turn on too, I would think...  

Kourtney later posted on her Twitter account: “ I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you freaks...trust me when I say life changing”!   Orifice lubrication must be essential to her lifestyle.

NOTE:   Her show received the highest ratings ever when Kourtney discovered this pseudo medical treatment and did a live lower tract and anal canal lubricant show live on the topic.  Frankly of all the Kardashians, she has a great ass and keep up the good work. The world is watching.  Maybe a Pay For View live event in the Kardashian tradition. 



DONALD J. TRUMP - THE WHITE HOUSE PERVERT 

A WOMANS WORST ENEMY - A TRUE SCUMBAG


•  MISOGAMIST

•  BACK STAGE INTERLOPER (MISS USA)
•  CLASS “A” PERVERT (RUSSIA)
•  CREEP AND CHEATER (PORNO STARS)
•  DISGUSTING LYING INDIVIDUAL 

 AND THAT’S ON A GOOD DAY
On the subject line of Donald’s antics, his supporters of which many have their head up their ass, mostly clueless and suffering from Cranial-Rectal Dyslexia and sucked into position by their own stupidity, your day will dawn for supporting Donald J. Trump.

Witnessing the growing cancer of hatred and division he has spawned in the country, his scumbag traits add to the perversional treatment and his lack of respect for women.  Evangelicals take heed, you support this pervert. Think of your wife being spoken about by him.

Forget about all his photo-ops, rallies which are more like stand up boring, same sh*t, old news comedy routines, a long winded braggadocio bullshit session of his lies and faulty accomplishments, all paper tigers.  

In a few years they will all come back to haunt us and it has already cost us estimated at three trillion dollars into the deficit and a hatred of America around the world. 

He is disgusting, he lies and then more lies.  His one statement about how he is socially redeeming and of value to women is enough to make anyone throw up.  

On the other hand his choice of ladies, great porn stars, models, actresses and want-a-bees who take their clothes off at the drop of a hat or credit card here and abroad. (Remember the shower scene in Russia) is out-standing.  He does have a good eye for bad girls.   

Especially in Russia where he might have been in tapes he didn’t know were being taped.  Mother Russia is known for street hookers whose job is well, getting it up on some folks.  

Information is being kept close to the chest or chests of those hookers involved but it has been the butt of a joke.

“ THANK YOU DONALD FOR SHARING YOUR SECRETS OF ATTRACTING THE LADIES. "  

 

NOTE: Following is an edited transcript of the tape in which Donald J. Trump repeatedly made pointed comments about women.   These were the printable comments, some were too gross to print.  Names were withheld to protect those whom he selected as targets of opportunity.  

Mr. Trump was filmed talking to the television personality Billy Bush of “Access Hollywood” on the set of “Days of Our Lives,” where Mr. Trump was making a cameo appearance. They are later joined by the actress Arianne Zucker. 

Donald J. Trump  - You know  XXXXXX She used to be great.  She’s still very beautiful.  I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed.  I’ll admit it.   I did try and fuck her.  She was married and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.  She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out for furniture —

“ I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look, yeah, that’s her, with the gold.  I better use some Tic-Tacs just in case I start kissing her.  You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women, I just start kissing them, It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SCUMBAG!


ARIANNE ZUKER REPLIES  --  The former soap actress who greeted Donald Trump after he made the now-infamous graphic comments on the Access Hollywood bus in 2005 told Anderson Cooper Monday that it was ‘puzzling’ how the president is now doubting the tape’s authenticity.

“I don’t know how else that could be fake unless someone’s planting words in your mouth,” Arianne Zucker told Cooper during his 360 show on CNN. “How do you apologize for something and renege on it?  It’s puzzling to me.”

Over the weekend, the New York Times reported that Trump denied the tape was real to associates. That prompted Access Hollywood to address the president’s claims at the end of Monday’s show. “Let us make this absolutely clear. The tape is very real,” hosts Kit Hoover and Natalie Morales said.

On the tape that was first reported last October by The Washington Post, T-RUMP is heard commenting on Zucker’s legs and saying he wants to “use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her.” 

Before beginning a tour of the set of Days of Our Lives, on which he would cameo, Trump added, “You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet.  Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

After the story went viral, the then-Republican presidential nominee issued an apology. “This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course — not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.”

On Monday, Zucker told Cooper she’s speaking out because “I want to make sure my daughter doesn’t have to go through these harassment issues. Every woman I’ve known has been harassed. I hope by coming here, I can help by being a voice … we are in such a difficult time right now.”

Zucker left Days of Our Lives in October. AH host Billy Bush, who engaged in the banter with Trump, lost his Today job a week after the Post story about the tape was published.  He was not missed, just another sh*t-head.  And Arianne Zuker is a very beautiful woman, twenty years on the set as an actress and T-RUMP is still a prick.


THE HOWARD STERN RADIO AND TV SHOW PERSONALITY INTERVIEW

Stern then followed up on a line of questioning he had started in an earlier interview with Trump (which has been available previously, and widely discussed) in which Trump agreed with Stern’s suggestion that Trump “could have nailed” the recently deceased Princess Diana.  Stern again posts that Trump “could have nailed her.”

In 1999, Trump boasted to Stern about his girlfriend of eight months, a model named Melania Knauss from Austria. (The now-first lady is actually from Slovenia.) Among her attributes? She doesn’t have cellulite. In fact, Trump says, she doesn’t even know what the word means. “Isn’t it nice when somebody doesn’t know what the word means?” he asked.

Back in 2003, Trump commented on Ivanka’s physical appearance (His daughter) on an episode of The Howard Stern Show, singing her praises to the infamously vulgar radio host. "You know who's one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody?"  Trump asked. "And I helped create her. Ivanka, my daughter, Ivanka. She's 6 feet tall, she's got the best body.

Is Ivanka A “ piece Of Ass?” Trump said yes, “ Yeah.”   So In a 2004 interview, Stern asked T-RUMP if it was alright for him to call Ivanka, who was then in her early 20s, " A piece of ass." Trump, having just commented on how “ Beautiful" his daughter was, gave a short and to the point response: "Yeah."


THE FIRST LADY OF THE NATION 

FIRST CONCUBINE OF THE REGIME


EDITOR:  I have never gone after the wives of some of the cretans that make the news, nor the lovers of our political failures who fled to Argentina, ( I didn’t know the Appalachian Trail goes all the way to Argentina)  but when Melania got into the personnel business, having a dedicated Intelligence operative in the WhiteHouse removed for personal reasons, she opened Pandora’s box.  First her ratings are down, her true self is coming through...

It was a 24-word statement from the East Wing, where the first lady and her small staff work, about a presidential adviser that revealed how the dysfunction inside the White House is deeper and more tangled than previously known.

“It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that she no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House,” a spokeswoman for Melania Trump said Tuesday afternoon.  The Honor ?  So many are bailing ship, they run out of lifejackets.  Honor, since when is working for the Trumps, an honor, its more like a horror.

Mira Ricardel reported to work in the suite of offices in the National Security Council. After Ricardel was not even given the dignity of being named in the statement -- which referred to her only as “ she” -- everyone in the West Wing was saying her name on Wednesday as anxiety intensified about what this latest feud would mean for the President's mood. 

Later Wednesday, press secretary Sarah (Not-A-Ware-A) Sanders issued a statement confirming Ricardel will leave her White House position, while noting that Ricardel will “ transition to a new role within the Administration.”  And the misdirectional, lying WhiteHouse worst press mouth ever will transition to hell when they get dumped.  Her press conferences ruined permanently or at least till we get honest people back in the WhiteHouse. 

If the sudden public interest in Ricardel, a behind-the-scenes operator, came as a surprise to the President, however, the underlying issues between her and the first lady’s office were not new.  Thats because we have not seen the real Melania.

Melania is the Diplomatic Corps Representative that serves the Fashion Police, the Paris Fashion Shows, Reality Appearances and the Press Pants Corps.  It was not known whether she will be invited to the Paris Fashion shows... ever again...mortifying...heart breaking but she got a great figure for her age... slight droop in the power area... she makes a nice prop... and no other First Lady can claim she bared it all for the cause.

Donald should not talk about immigrants,  after all both his wives were immigrants, and Melania’s family got a free pass at becoming Americans.  They met the criteria under the program before he stopped it, other people in the world not so lucky.

She seems to know her way around a cock-pit... see the photo, that gets the pilots attention.  That photo surely makes the “Mile High Club MAGAZINE Pic of the Year”.  Great shot, every pilots fantasy.  “ They could make a movie...  Come Fly with Me”  


I liked the old Melania better....  As a photographer I thought she was a ten, I liked her, her work was sensual and incredible... she could make a car polishing rag look good enough to eat.  

But when you are exposed and have your hand in the dirt all day and night long, it rubs off.  She is changing, supporting either by collusion or threats from her main man.  Her new attitude in the White House from Melania, she is not a recognized diplomat, nor an official representative, nor security advisor, she is the:

                     “OFFICIAL LAISON REPRESENTATIVE TO THE FASHION INDUSTRY”

Her official duties consist of looking good next to him, he looks like sh*t lately.  Really depressing, please don’t worry Donald those seven  seventeen major investigations you are facing will go away like magic.  Some when you go away!  Get started, get the Federal Prison Cells Decorators to make some TRUMP quality cells for you and your collaborators.

No more no less, another strut on stage, the Magnificent Melania the Dim-mi-grant, always destined to be seen in five or six inch stilettos.  And she is safe being that way.  She’s smart, speaks five languages.  Unlike her husband she is smart enough to keep her mouth shut.  He’s not that smart.  Her clothing deficit might be added to the national debt and we don’t know that yet.

But... science tells us scum-bagginess rubs off and she is close to the center of that universe and Herr Trump is leaching hate and divisiveness all over the town.  She is nothing but a placard or trophy standing next to an idiot for support and his cunning linguist qualities.  

And the feedback from the disaster African tour displeased her, was it the lighting,  bad camera angles, her dress selection, that bad incident with the stupid remark on the back of her jacket, did she not know 6 inch stilettos don’t work in sand and they should have paved her route, a bad hair day,  and cost to the taxpayers of $95,000 dollars a night at one stop,  that got noticed by someone in the GAO on the trip?  Poor Melania...  It must be tough putting up with all the hate he creates.

All that gorgeousness going to waste...



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