TWEETS FROM A DRAFT DODGER



A PERSONAL AND WARM GREETING BY OUR HONORED

ALLIES TO CAPTAIN DONALD “ BONE-SPURS” T-RUMP 


THEN T-RUMP TWEETED AND TWITTERED…


President T-RUMP, along with first lady Melania T-RUMP, she’s the tall ZOMBI FASHIONISTA that follows him around like a puppy dog,  has joined other world leaders in northern France to mark the 75th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, when Allied forces landed on the beaches of Normandy to push Nazi forces from France in the largest amphibious assault ever launched. Joining the President and the other world leaders were 173 US World War II veterans, including 65 who were there on D-Day. 



  • When President T-RUMP landed in the United Kingdom earlier this morning, the start of a three-day state visit, and he hadn’t even landed on the ground before he started tossing out insults on Twitter.   He slammed London Mayor Sadiq Khan, a frequent T-RUMP critic, by calling him a “stone cold loser" and mocking his height. 

    Khan had criticized Trump over the weekend, comparing his language to that of a 20th century fascist. A spokesperson for Khan said Trump’s “  childish insults” were "beneath the President of the United States."

  • He also took a swipe at the newest royal, Meghan Markle, by calling the Duchess of Sussex "nasty." He later said he never said that, but it’s right there on video.  

  • Trump’s visit included a trip to Buckingham Palace where he to meet with Queen Elizabeth, a news conference with outgoing Prime Minister Theresa May and an observance of the 75th anniversary of D-Day on England’s south coast.   Reports that he fell asleep or dozed off during the Queens speech were caught by the cameras, another embarrassment to the United States.  


  • EDITOR: British officials were relieved that T-RUMP left the country without any political disasters. The White House, which hasn’t had many overseas wins, is also pleased with the trip till he started the tweeting.  Then Good By was replaced by Good Riddance kept under the table as the Brits maintain their dignified approach to this scumbag.
      
  • As usual he stuck his nose into other peoples affairs playing the part because he is really ignorant of what’s happening, and contributes nothing to the conversation except platitudes of bullshit and speeches he has to read off a TELEPROMPTER which he criticized Barack Obama for.  He really is a self-made schmuck and the world most boring speaker.

  • President Donald T-RUMP spent most of Thursday in Normandy, France, to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day and honor the Americans who fought and died to liberate France from Nazi occupation in World War II.  But he didn’t let the solemnity of the occasion stop him from talking trash about his political enemies.

  • It’s a longstanding tradition that American politicians are supposed to “leave politics at the water’s edge” when they travel abroad — meaning you don’t smear your political opponents when you’re outside the country. Politicians of both parties have broken the unwritten rule in the past, but T-RUMP has done so repeatedly, and with gusto.

  • That Scumbag Draft Dodger Coward should not be allowed on that hallowed ground where so many gave their lives and are resting with their brothers in arms.  It is a place for hero’s, not scumbags and draft dodgers. Those rich, some celebrities and the politically privileged got away with murder, lies and bribes and lied to the draft board which should be a capitol offense. 

  • He is a crooked as his father was, his son in law comes from a family of conviction and jail and fits right in.  Getting rid of T-RUMP also means getting rid of his tribe of actors…and it a big tribe including family, cohorts, incompetents and liars, Carson, DeVos, Mnuchin, Ross and other rich donators to his campaigns and support.

  • If this is the new American Royal Family, something has to happen to put the wholes mess to rest before its at a point where nothing or no one can stop this travesty.  It will take decades for anyone to straighten out the messes he has made and it’s reaching a point where something has to happen.  

  • I’m thinking the GuillotineIt also opens the door for France to once again present the United States with a gift.  The first being the Statue of Liberty and the new gift a brand new 2019 Oversized Chromed Exotic Wood Golden Roped Guillotine for the FAT Head with the big mouth and few brains to back it up… 


WE HAVE GONE BEYOND THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND MAKE THE FIRST UNIVERSAL CLAIM AS HIS MAJESTY DONALD J. T-RUMP IS TRULY THE GALACTIC IDIOT
“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. 

He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.” 


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