SARAH SANDERS



SARAH SANDERS

AKA “NOT-A-WARA"

  WE HONOR HER WITH SPECIAL RECOGNITION FOR THE WORST PRESS
SECRETARY IN HISTORY DEAD OR ALIVE THAT EVER EXISTED 


(CNN)  Sarah Sanders said last December that when her role as White House press secretary ends, she hopes to be remembered as “ Honest and transparent.”  Who the F*ck is she kidding?  I’m afraid she’s going to be remembered quite differently because of her actions as well as the actions of her boss, President Donald T-RUMP, his lies and the carrier of his lies and her own failures to live up to the obligations of the office.

With Thursday’s announcement that Sanders is leaving the White House at the end of June — and looking back at the two years that she has spent there - it’s safe to say that her hopes were misplaced.  She will be remembered as a mouthy lieing somewhat very ignorant bitch with the demeanor and looks of a WART HOG.

Lord, I thank thee for the grace shown to Sara Not-A-Wara Sanders and the mercy you showed that fat-ass with the big garbage fed mouth by not throwing her in the 666 elevator.  You were most generous.   She should take the frickin staircase for her sins.

I had prayed she would burst into flames because of the shame and pain she caused my fellow compatriots who had to endure that overdose of frickin lies and stupid answers in the press room.  Let her go back to her demented father Mike Huckabee and his bullsh*t  fake Religious Commentary lies and they can sing KuBaYa together.

She will be remembered as a dirty diaper smear on the minds of those who had to attend the normally hallowed ground, and sacred to the truth, the Press Room where facts and truth were brought forth to the real news people (FOX not included) to relay and advise the public.  

Under T-RUMP  she has completely decimated the entire news world with lies, fake news and a demeanor befitting knuckle dragging apes.  ( I apologize to the apes,  most troglodytes have more brains than Sarah and behave nicer).  

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OUR NATIVE AMERICAN FRIENDS HAD AN EXPRESSION,  

“ WHICH IS WORSE, THE LIAR OR THE ONE WHO TELLS THE WORDS OF THE LIAR” … 

THEY ARE THE SAME… SARAH AND DONALD ARE LIARS

  • The more important job is to keep the American public, the same public who fund her salary, informed through the traditional daily White House Briefing. For more than half a century, reporters, acting as proxy for the American public, would meet with the White House press secretary for a briefing almost every day. That came to a screeching halt under Sanders’ watch.  As the press put it Miss Piggy was not in

  • The star of bullshit and mistruths in the Trump camp now precedes to tell us about divine guidance.  Daddy was a          “ Bible Babbling Preacher of the Holy Bullsh*t Clan “  Gov. Mike Huckabee and  Sarah Sanders said she believes God wanted President Donald T-RUMP to win the 2016 election, the Christian Broadcasting Network  reported on Wednesday. More Bullsh*t … thats the Jesus freak version of FOX news who always want money to do God’s work.  I thought God had a job?   Spoken as a true graduate of Ouachita Baptist University with a bachelor of Arts degree in lieing and facial farting. 

  • Sanders said: “I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.  Yes, except we must correct her faith which consists of lies and falsehoods.  The liar doth protest too much.  No one can lie like that and be a child of GOD, many times Mr. Mestopheles pretended to be the milkman…

  •  She did a wonderful job as covering for the bombastic idiot in the WhiteHouse by simply explaining his really stupid comments with her stupider ones so they forget his.   In a recent WhiteHouse Press Conference when asked questions she replied, “ I didn’t ask him that”, “ We have no record of that “ “ I was not aware”,  ” the President doesn’t recollect”, and other babbled answers , 44 times, with only 38 questions.  She lied about questions she wasn’t even asked!

  • Sanders tweeted she would “walk out the gates of the White House” with “my head held high.” Good, someone grab a rope and hang her “ very high for all to see”  “ Today I’ll walk out the gates of the White House for the last time as Press Secretary with my head held high.
06-07-2019 aljacobsladder.com