THE VILLAGE IDIOT 2016 POLL
Who Is Your Choice for the GOP's 2016 Nominee?
The Village Idiot Poll, one of America’s leading online and news television outlets, is conducting an urgent online poll regarding the 2016 presidential election. Village Idiot reports have been cited by major networks, including CNN, ABC, Fox News, CBS, MSNBC, and other leading news organizations.
Of course some accounts more than others, like FOX, rate high and play with the numbers since their reporters are also “Village Idiots”, controlled by Rupert Murdock’s son and Roger Ailes (1992 graduate of the GSOJ, the Goebbels School Of Journalism) through the use of money.
Let your voice be heard to the Major Media, Congress and your local Fish Monger. Vote below, vote often, nothing is legitimate anymore in polls since most called don’t have in house phones and use cell phones! Since most polls are slanted by directing the calls to specific voting groups we’ll offer some well known tips on the nominees.
Luckily this year, once again the KOCH brothers have saved the day by donating the funds for a clown bus to replace the clown car which was too small for all these Idiot-os-toes who showed up. Unfortunately, Donald Trump owned both the bus manufacturer, and the road system and took advantage of both.
Print your vote and wrap with some dead fish from the fish monger and send it to anyone you like.
In a Republican presidential primary, who would you prefer as the GOP nominee?
- Gov. Bobby Jindal - Has a real problem seeing the picture unless he’s standing on a chair. He only see’s what he wants to and another born-againer Evangelical who doesn’t understand Church vs. State or too many other thing for that matter. They are still trying to figure out how he got elected.
- Gov. Jeb Bush - In Spanish, since he is multi-lingual, “ Él tiene que crecer un conjunto de bolas”. Which in English translates to growing a set of balls. And another report indicates he is in a race with his brother as to who really is smarter. So far the results indicate from marking on a curve, nothing can be determined. This could be a tie with zeros at both ends. A former governor of Florida some of his claims are relevant and some questionable. His selection of former Cheney-Rove era creeps for international policy advisors turned off a lot of people. We don’t need that crew again.
- Gov. John Katich - A really nice guy and well-loved in his state, probably the most civil of those up there on the stand but alas is rated number three in his home state. Vegas odds are he’ll be out of money soon.
- Sen. Marco Rubio - Well briefed in his assessment of the global situation. He has plenty of time to do that since he really does nothing with the worst attendance record and voting record in Congress. He is blowing his own horn with his stories of his parents immigrant status coming to the US and virtually talks about nothing else. Maybe we need to elect his father. Did his family contribute anything to fighting Castro?
- Gov. Mike Huckabee - The best way to describe Huckabee is as the American Christian Version of the Taliban. TV talk show host on FOX with canned applause and cut out cardboard audience, this "highly opinionated dork" on a variety of subjects cleverly used the same solution with the answer. "Jesus is the Answer”.
Using Evangelist and Blood Diamond Expert Pat Robertson’s secret phone number to God, the good Lord denied any endorsement of Huckabee, saying ‘You gotta be Kidding”.
- Sen. Rand Paul - They say the seeds always fall close to the tree. In this case the fathers seed landed dead on. About the size of coconuts. Robert Louis Stevenson said, “Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” Well some feel this is no more than a rotten crop. He’s so far out of touch with the real world, some suspect alien seeds might have been planted as he has the knack of alienating almost everybody. He made the mistake of going after TRUMP early on and paid the price. His rating in the event has forced the bus driver to ask for his ID every time he boards.
- Sen. Ted Cruz - A true cynic about American politics would, at this point, be forced to one conclusion: Sen. Ted Cruz is a Democratic sleeper agent. Ted Cruz, the Democrats' secret weapon. It is tough to appreciate just how much good Ted Cruz has done the Democrats over these last few years.
He convinced Republicans to shut down the government, splintered the Republican Party, GOP leadership opposed the strategy they were executing, GOP senators were publicly blasting House Republicans, still trying defunding Obamacare. He shut the government down on Oct. 1, and drove the Republican Party to its lowest levels of popularity ever recorded in polls. OH and cost the taxpayers 24 billion dollars. Stalin would of had him shot.
- Donald Trump - What do you think of the guy who could bullshit his way in to the head of the party. "Anal-yzing” the situation it’s quite simple. Bulls, male bovines make bullshit. Trump just does it better than most and is received by people who love to hear about how bad others are and how great he is at least for the time being. He is a TV celebrity and not qualified at all to be the President of the United States. Hmm... unless he could tell Congress, “You are all fired”. The I just might vote for him.
In this universe TRUMP started as just another nutcase looking for attention. The entire Republican election previews are nothing but a bunch of has beens who contributed nothing to this country, but negative rhetoric and were all bought off by big money and seeking more donators and embellishments. Trump is proving more people vote based on name recognition rather than competence.
He is the leader of the pack which represents the GOP theory, “If you throw enough sh*t at a wall something might stick". They are banking on it and 2016 looks like a roundup of good healthy sh*t. No problem they are known for eating their own. Have at it and bon appetite. Imagine RNC chair Reince Priebus thinking "Jesus, now we have to deal with this buffoon? Didn't we have enough problems already?"
- Sen. Rick Santorum - Richard John "Rick" Santorum is an American attorney and Republican Party politician for ever. He served as a United States Senator representing Pennsylvania from 1995 to 2007, and got blown out. Another Jesus fan who served two terms until losing his re-election bid in 2006. A devout, practicing Catholic, Santorum is a social conservative who opposes same-sex marriage and artificial birth control. He is still a lawyer and we feel he would be better off serving the Pope.
He was the author of what came to be known as the Santorum Amendment, which promoted the teaching of intelligent design. In 2005, Santorum introduced the Workplace Religious Freedom Act. It failed.
Rick Santorum wins the prize for the worst Nelson Mandela tribute. No respect, no carefully chosen words of praise for the sacrifice and works of this great man by this mental giant of a mouse, Rick Santorum. In fact it was suggested he change his name to Rick Sanatorium. He is a three time loser, losing about everything he enters. Maybe the Vatican needs an attorney.
- Carly Fiorina - Formerly the disgraced Hewlett Packard CEO, has declared that she is running for President. Carly Fiorina is a sophisticated and intelligent woman who is crafting a new image, (more like cook the books baking a new message about her new image ) and being the only woman’s side of the issue in the Republican Party.
Feminists like the New Republic's Elizabeth Stoker Bruenig has already advised her fellow feminists that they are not "obligated to support right-wing women" like Fiorina. She fits right into the shoes of Sarah Palin and the current real nutcase Michele "bat-crazy" Bachman in Washington.
We had enough of those two and their legacy is one of lots of rhetoric and reclassified as "bovine end overproduction”. She cost 30,000 people their jobs at HP and claims to be the new face of the Republican Party. Donald Trump thought otherwise and made note about it.
- Lindsey Graham - What can we say about Lindsey Graham, it seems no one in his state would vote for him and he will probably start the Third World War. Thats OK with me if we take on the Russians, the Iranians and ISIL and other terrorists. And blow them off the planet once and for all. HOO-yah! Meanwhile a 0% approval rating doesn’t help. But hold that thought, we might have to call on him one day.
George Pataki - "Too many claims about how great thou are”. And you would think he single handily saved the nation. He did what he had to do during the 911 catastrophy and did it well but really little else.
Peter T. King - Peter Thomas King is the U.S. Representative for New York's 2nd congressional district. He is a member of the Republican Party and represents the central Long Island district that includes parts of Nassau and Suffolk counties. He is very outspoken as most New Yorkers are. In some cases outstupid and outspoken at times. He has written several books both fiction and non-fiction and seems to do better at fiction since several things he has said have been fictional.
Dr. Ben Carson
Gov. Chris Christie
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