HISTORY REWRITER - "Newt" GINGRICH

Was born Newton Leroy McPherson on June 17, 1943. He is a College History Professor and Historian as long as it is his version of history. Known better as a Professional hypocrite, loudmouth, panderer, and adulterer, he has been both compared to and bested by Sarah Palin. Some think he was Palin in a mens suit. But most of all he is a Republican Activist, election loser and some think he's creepy.
He is known for talking out of both sides of his mouth, Unlike Pinocchio who nose grew longer with lies, Newt suffers from foot and mouth-dyslexia and his mouth gets wider. Obviously his thoughts grow wide too, proportionately as shown.
He talks the talk, but does not walk the walk. During his tenure, daily activities for Members of Congress such as “writing important legislation or creating helpful regulations” were ignored.
HE LIKES TO SLAM OTHERS
He rose to fame in his early career by slamming and impugning his colleagues, which, is far better at gaining ground in the party than lets say doing something good. This is Palin’s DNA.
Gingrich twice ran unsuccessfully for the House before winning a seat in the election of November 1978. He was re-elected ten times, and his activism as a member of the House's Republican minority eventually enabled him to succeed Dick Cheney as House Minority Whip in 1989. Cheney went off to other more lucrative things. He owes the Bush’s much. Three times in history Cheney has gained from that friendship also spelled "fiend-ship".
THE PARTY SNOW BLOWER
Think of Newt as the snow blower of the party, lots of push in the winter but when the spring came about, all the snow melted. Gingrich was a leader of the inquiry into Congressmen writing bad checks in the early 90s, whilst he had actually written 20 of them himself.
In 1994, Gingrich was the lead strategist, the author of the Contract with America. It was a series of reforms put forward by House Republicans to appear that they were actually working on something instead of pretending to work. Like a fart in a spacesuit, stunning at first but it gradually vanished.
His partner in this, was the other do nothing Member of Congress John Boehner who fears work since it interferes with his golf, bar stool hoping or tanning sessions. Americans found out the Contract was like the books offered free on the TV by the other great charlatans of religion and fakes like Kevin Trudeau and others with get rich quick schemes.
He served as the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 1995 to 1999. In 1995, Time magazine selected him as the Person of the Year for his role in leading the Republican party ending 40 years of the Democratic Party being in the majority.
Four years later we had Bush and the technical end of our superiority in commerce, world foreign relations, racial prejudice and humanity, that the United States was know for. Screwed and some say forever.
TALK TALK, NO WALK WALK
Best known in Congress as the face of the Republican opposition to President Bill Clinton. Best known in gossip circles was his real moral fiber concerning marriage. Three marriages, extra marital affairs and a divorce of wife one while she was in a hospital bed recovering from cancer surgery. Due to my sensitivity about this subject losing a wonderful wife three years ago to Cancer, I will refrain from calling him a "self-centered pr*ck and sc*mbag". Hmmm…maybe I won't be silent.
His former wife says (#2) Newt “believes that what he says in public and how he lives don't have to be connected”. She says, if you believe that, then yeah, you can run for President." Is this the moral fiber of a man who you would vote for President?
Shortly after the 1998 elections, when Republicans lost five seats in the House, Gingrich announced his resignation from his House seat and as Speaker. Lost some of that mojo. Since resigning his seat, Gingrich has maintained a career as a political anal-ist ( FOX reporters are called ANAL-ists) and consultant. (For what? Hatred, obstructionism, dis-infrachisement, deceit?)
A reputation as a supreme blowhard and mis-information specialist, he continues to write works related to government and other subjects, such as historical fiction which is a nice way of saying, he “bullshits the past”... Recently, he founded the nonpartisan 527 group American Solutions for Winning the Future. He is a critic of Barack Obama's presidency and anything else which gets him in front of a camera.
NEWT AND ISLAM
On a sunny day in NYC, thousands protested at Park Place against plans to build an Islamic cultural center and mosque near Ground Zero. This is a difficult sensitive situation and the emotions run high on both sides.
There were a thousand or so people there, supporting both sides with signs and slogans about freedom and religion. Of course whichever side of the argument you were on was the right side after all God was with you and not the other guys.
September 11, 2001, taught us it didn’t matter what version of God you belonged to, an airliner will take down a building, kill people, destroy life’s hard-fought relationships, create havoc, fear, discrimination and hatred. People of all faiths and beliefs who got along, worshipped as they believed died that day. It should be for the city a time of healing. Instead it is being played like a bad song in your head over and over again, by those who benefit from hatred and accusation for their personal interests.
Even before the demonstrations, so much of this debate had turned stupid, dumb down, mean, and loud, because all public outpouring seems to go that way with signs and speeches the Third Reich speechwriters would be proud of. Because the purpose of this gathering was not support but to divide. Thats why it is called "divide and conquer". Debate that is not honest eventually does that these days.
NEWT and FOX
Gingrich showed up on the Fox morning show, which is like the morning show Dr. Goebbels had while he was working for Adolf. Murdock, Adolf, who cares. His thoughts as cold and calculating as choking on frozen yogurt spewed forth literally covering the scene with white viscous foam.
He proclaims the "radical Islamists" who want to build the cultural center and mosque because they want to show they can "build a mosque next to a place where 3,000 Americans were killed by Islamists,", They must be stopped. OK and to back up his statement, he sited some strong examples.
• "Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington’, Gingrich said.
• "We would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to the Arizona in Pearl Harbor”.
NEWT and the MISSION
Gingrich is a Catholic now, and that even makes him scarier. Here comes the 'Divine Guidance Routine". He still thinks he can be President. Several morons support him. Thats scarier. But a full blown run would bring out much of whats mentioned here not as nicely, and the public would soon learn what he is all about.
He and his comments are as scary as Sarah Palin and what a Republican ticket race that would make. In the debates, they would kill each other, and maybe we would get lucky and they'll both do each other in during the party race. Then the Republicans would have to do something they don't normally do. They would have to admit, "that claiming to be the party of NO might mean just that when it comes to real talent". NO = NONE.
DECEMBER 2011 UPDATE
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) is gaining in the polls and is now in first place. Conservative pundits also
known as the “we’ll endorse Howdy
Doody, if he can beat Obama crew” have praised his performances in the GOP
debates.
May I remind you German leaders had their share of endorsements when Hitler was running. And Putin and Stalin had their close “sin-path-zizers” too.
Herman Cain's drop from front-runner territory
will certainly send votes “Ging-the- Grinches” way. It has to. There’s no one
left on the Republican ticket. And
it won’t be long before Herman Cain RE-ASS’S-es his position. How many more ass’s will he need? He’s apparently ass'ed enough. He's doomed since it was announced the Whitehouse would not support a brothel, or a
liar, or a deny-er, or an outright fraud.
POINTS OF LIGHT
That might leave “Newt alone to Toot”. But… he has a record of self-destruction,
which occurs when he opens his mouth, which is more often or not.
He has too many skeletons in his closet . Closet my butt, he needs a cemetery for all the skeletons he has. Evangelicals might not agree with his dual bad divorces. All preceded by affairs. The most horrendous exhibit of his character included asking wife 1 or 2 while in the hospital to sign divorce papers while she was more concerned about living.
As one who has lost a wife after a five-year battle we fought with cancer, he rises to the top of my social agenda, on the scumbag list.
The former House speaker is also remembered for being ousted from Congress with the other fraud, Boehner. When your own Congress can’t stand you as speaker of the house you really have got to stink out loud.
After Congress Newt did lobbying work for Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae — which conservatives blame for the housing crisis. There will be more coming on that note.
He doesn’t have the funding as yet, nor the staff after most of his team walked out on him. He will pick up others but they too might be has-beens and spinoffs from the other jerk-offs the Republican party have brought to the front for their latest feeding frenzy.
Supporting the professor is giving the election to Obama on a silver platter. Newt has been described as the “unlikable, disgraced former House speaker even though he was bounced from the house almost twenty years ago”. His pandering for money and insider support for those needing scam bases and book writing for money, more important than content, indicate he is somewhere between the left and the right, only he took the elevator to the basement.
Many voters still hate his condescending tone and his lecture style. In the debates he told everyone where to get off including the moderators.
It will boil down to Gingrich vs. Romney. Newt might like being at the top of the heap, but atop the manure pile of candidates is nothing to brag about.
Just ask Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain can attest, "it won't last." No one in this weak field of losers has been able to match Romney, who manages to stay out of the fray and Newt will be no different, being on top only means where the bullets will be headed.
Republicans’ are not those who coddle and nurture their own. They eat their own. President Obama just has to sit back and wait for them to ask for the salt….
THE LADDER:
Find people to run, with talent not a big mouth. He speaks for himself, not America, both sides of his mouth. In Sioux tribal lore, he is the snake… the Forked Tongue, just like his theories.