THE TEAT PARTY CANDIDATES
SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE COUNTRY
Congressman Allen West (Florida)
A former congressman asked to leave Congress by the voters and finally left suffering from crackpot delusions. Members of the BSCC** awarded him full membership right after Michele Bachmann. (BSCC** - BatShit Crazy Coalition) He’ so good at crazy statements he got hired by FOX news, his DNA (Do Nothing Attitude) fit right in with the other crazies.
He had already been voted out of the ARMY who asked him to leave quietly. He violated the Military code. In 2003, while serving as a battalion commander in Iraq, West oversaw the beating of an Iraqi policeman, who he thought had information about potential attacks on his troops, intelligence that, it turned out, the policeman didn’t have—
West decided to simulate an execution, firing a gun next to the prisoners head many many times. The Army contemplated a court martial, though in the end West was simply relieved of his command and fined $5,000 and got his walking papers. Less publicity for the ARMY…
Islam, he’s said, is a “very vile and very vicious enemy.” Liberal women, he claimed, helped cause the debt by “neutering American men,” which apparently undermined their fiscal rectitude. Earlier this week, he concluded a column by writing, “I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. Strong statement so we sent him a mirror…
Allen West @AllenWest on TWITTER - We call them NIT-TWITS
- Your money or your life: Obamacare will be the next IRS scandal.
- Obama says Muslims have built the very fabric of our nation.
- Outrage: Afghan Marine killer tried as a juvenile.
- The leader of Hamas said this, not me. And long as their charter calls for Israel's destruction, he's right.
- US evacuates embassy in Tripoli - maybe there's a sequel to "that video?"
- I truly believe our government is populated by perverts.
- Say whatever you want, but @SenateDemocrats are playing a disgusting political game with Israel's security.
- We dismiss this at our peril: Islamic State now has a full-blown army. So much for being a J-V team.
- Democrats seem to be losing the War on Women thing. Time to pick another body part as political football.
- Forewarned is forearmed: The empire of teachers' unions is planning to strike back for the midterms.
- Here's a thought: would Snow White's helpers all be immigrants today?
- Foul-mouthed Black Jesus coming to your TV soon. Bet there will never be a Black Mohammad version.
- Ok all you Muslim apologists. How will u defend ISIS destruction of Jonah's shrine?
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Senator Mike Lee (Utah):
He is rightfully number two after TED CRUZ does his number two. If they had cloned CRUZ, God forbid, Lee would be the first to fall out of the womb. He was at Cruz's side, during most of the shutdown. The nice lapdog approach. He might be CRUZ’s running mate in 2016. Hopefully the pair will be tarred and feathered and run out of town way before then.
He compared the shutdown campaign to the Revolutionary War. Fortunately the great state of UTAH, and I have many pragmatic, intelligent, reasonable, friends there, have seen though him, his backers are hiding under rocks, and an alternative has been offered to him. Dog Poop Catcher…a job he is well suited for since much of the poop is dropped by him.
Congressman Tom Cotton (Arkansas):
The only adult in the room Tom Cotton has made his name out there as not being certifiably insane while still pushing the party agenda. But he was among those to vote for stripping food stamp provisions from the Farm Bill despite representing a third of Arkansas' over 500,000 food stamp recipients. He's challenging a conservative Democrat, Mark Pryor, rather than a moderate Republican in the state's Senate race. We’ll hope he loses…
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