DONALD TRUMP - "T-RUMPTY DUMPTY"



HE’S BACK! and some GOP’s Will Be Fired

It's tempting to feel a little sorry for the Republican Party. Here they were, trying to have a perfectly civil and sober primary campaign to determine their candidate for the presidency, when along comes Donald Trump,  possibly a contender for the most arrogant businessman and person walking the face of the earth.

When the Republican Clown Car shows up at election time it’s a hoot for writers like me who can relate to the abundance of canon fire offered with little effort at all.    And the real joke is everything they say has little merit, nothing new, same old same old stories and no answers to the problems of today.  

Trump, the big-talk grandiose mouthed ultra conservative really lays it on the line with his rhetoric which has the rest of the field diving for foxholes not really wanting him around any kind of debate.  He is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the GOP.  Always coming back and it’s just another sequel. In fact he selected the Terminator to replace him on the reality TV show the "Apprentice”.

His animations and promises of wall building on the south border has already alienated half the Spanish population.   Even the representative of Mexico in the Miss Universe show was befuddled and Mexico  and others dropped out.   Unfortunately these tactics and rhetoric often work in our society.   It did with others, like Himmler and Dr. Goebbels, it might work in some kind of parallel universe.  It certainly won’t work in America. Or could it. Are we really fed up with the GOP?  ( GRAND OLD PUTZE’S)



ATTENTION OR STAND AT ATTENTION
In this universe TRUMP is just another nutcase looking for attention. The entire Republican election previews are nothing but a bunch of has beens who contributed nothing to this country, but negative rhetoric and were all bought off by big money.

Summing it up,  the clown car represents the GOP.  A bunch of clowns climbing out of the same hole, to the same music night day after night or day.  It certainly represents the bottom line  and if you throw enough sh*t at a wall something might stick.  They are banking on it and 2016 looks like a roundup of good healthy sh*t.  No problem they are known for eating their own. Have at it and Bon Appetite.

Just imagine RNC chair Reince Priebus thinking about TRUMP,  “Jesus, now we have to deal with this buffoon?  Didn’t we have enough problems already?"  They certainly did, and Trump makes it worse. Priebus has been trying to figure out how to get past this stage of the primary — with as many as 15 declared or soon-to-be-declared candidates — and get down to a few serious candidates who can debate the future of the party and the country before the strongest is chosen to face Hillary Clinton. 

The party and the TV networks agreed to limit the upcoming debates to 10 participants, and here comes Trumpty-Dumty, who will clobber the lemmings with a rash of insults and tear downs they have never seen before.  Great drama will unfold and TRUMP walks away a winner.   Probably be among the top 10 begging for an Oscar or Emmy Award and he will be hilarious as only the mister Bluster of Republicans passing Mr. Bluster of Howdy Doody fame.  The best part will be seeing how the others grit their teeth and refraining from calling him simply a rich dork.

Donald Trump represents the contemporary side of the GOP but he’s not a nice person and Republicans are like him just a little distilled. But what they do share in common is money.  Lots of it.  He has his own and doesn’t need anybody.  Trump deserves the keys to the clown car.  He is the most ridiculous candidate in the primary?  But down deep inside there is a little Trump hidden in each of those candidates , it’s called the GOP.  The rest will laugh but part of Trump is in all of them and soon they will see him allover them.  He’d driving the bus.


DONALD TRUMP FELL OFF THE WALL
And all the Kings horses stomped all over him and he was pissed.  He looked as stupid as some of the things he said. For that he shall now be known as T-RUMP.  He is very rich, and really psycho, with bad hair. What a combo! Romney and Donald Trump, the country's most famous birther. "Trump's appeal to the Republican base was undeniable," and Romney spent a fair amount of effort winning his endorsement.   With his contributions to the press though like many he has no real credentials, his money buys him status as a loyalties of the party and a complete asshole.

But the "Trump stunt did not end up sending Tea Partiers marching en masse to the primary polls," and Romney's new ties to birther lies, already old news "became, increasingly, a political headache.”  The Obama campaign linked Trump with Romney at every opportunity, and Trump "required constant maintenance by the campaign to keep him from going completely off the rails.” 

Which he did after the election and made a total ass of himself by claiming President Obama gave gifts to certain groups of voters. Not allowing Romney's goofs to stand alone TRUMP twittered and tweeted and made a bigger ass of himself taking some of the heat off Romney with some really stupid remarks his advisors had him remove.


RESEARCH / WIKIPEDIA
Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, socialite, author, and television personality.   He is the Chairman and CEO of the Trump Organization, a US-based real-estate developer. Trump is also the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts, which operates numerous casinos and hotels across the world.  He has been labeled by some as “The Donald” and by others as “Donald Dork”.


HIS FAVORITE PERSON IS HIMSELF

Trump's extravagant lifestyle and outspoken manner have made him a celebrity for years, a status amplified by the success of his NBC reality show, The Apprentice (where he serves as host and executive producer). Donald Trump is considered a possible candidate for President of the United States in 2012, 2016, 2020 and whatever else will get him attention.

Donald is the fourth of five children of Fred Trump, a real-estate developer based in New York City and self-made millionaire. Donald was strongly influenced by his father in his eventual goals to make a career in real estate development, and upon his graduation from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968, Donald Trump joined his father's company, Elizabeth Trump & Son; taking its helm in 1971 and rechristening it The Trump Organization.

Starting with the renovation of the Commodore Hotel into the Grand Hyatt with the Pritzker family, he continued with Trump Tower in New York City and several other residential projects. Trump would later expand into the airline industry (buying the Eastern Shuttle routes), and Atlantic City casino business, including buying the Taj Mahal Casino from the Crosby family, then taking it into bankruptcy. 

This expansion, both personal and business, led to mounting debt. Much of the news about him in the early 1990s involved his much publicized financial problems, creditor-led bailout, extramarital affair with Marla Maples whom he later married, and the resulting divorce from his first wife, Ivana Trump.

The late 1990s saw a resurgence in his financial situation and fame. In 2001, he completed Trump World Tower, a 72-story residential tower across from the United Nations Headquarters. Also, he began construction on Trump Place, a multi-building development along the Hudson River. Trump owns commercial space in Trump International Hotel and Tower, a 44-story mixed-use (hotel and condominium) tower on Columbus Circle. Trump currently owns several million square feet of prime Manhattan real estate, and remains a major figure in the field of real estate in the United States and a celebrity for his prominent media exposures.

NOT PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL
Trump has expressed a desire to run for the United States presidency several times. He has also repeatedly expressed skepticism of President Obama's birth status and religion, which has been the defining issue in his potential 2012 Presidential campaign, and for which he has been criticized thus the DONALD is upset about the birther issue — and the latest target of his wrath is CNN.

FROM CNN
In an interview Tuesday, the real estate magnate and "Celebrity Apprentice" overseer got into a war of words with CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Blitzer said that  "Trump was beginning to sound ridiculous".  Trump retorted, "I think you sound ridiculous". 

Trump has been a leading proponent of the theory that Obama either was not or may not have been born in the U.S. This view is a focal point of attacks on the administration from some critics, although the state of Hawaii has offered documents that say Obama was indeed born there. 

Smart GOP politicians have stayed away from the issue. Trump is keeping the issue alive even as he brandishes his support for the presumed Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. 

"A lot of people do not believe that birth certificate," Trump told Blitzer.

The mogul also trashed CNN's reported summary that led in to the interview, calling it "highly inappropriate." Trump said that if CNN would report the issue accurately, the network would draw "better ratings than you're getting, which are pretty small." Last week, CNN sank to its lowest prime-time audience levels in more than 20 years.

It's been quite the ride for Trump the past few days, with sharp attacks from both the right and the left. On Sunday's "This Week" on ABC, conservative columnist George Will called the mogul "a bloviating ignoramus."

11 / 2012  After the election his remarks and tweets challenged the "bloviate ignoramus" remark by those in the political arena preferring "Frickin Idiot" as more appropriate.  Bloviation, def:  is a style of empty, pompous, political speech which originated in Ohio and was used by United States President,Warren G. Harding who described it as "the art of speaking for as long as the occasion warrants, and saying nothing".  The verb "to bloviate" is the act of creating bloviation.  In his case, Frickin  Idiot is more appropriate.  We agree.

FROM ABC:

It’s Donald Trump vs. the world in the wake of President Obama’s second term win. Late Tuesday, after Obama’s victory over Mitt Romney was certain, the billionaire real estate mogul and one-time 2012 presidential contender tweeted, “Well, back to the drawing board!”

He got more disgruntled as the night went on.

“We can’t let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty,” Trump continued. “Our nation is totally divided! Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!


THE WHITE HOUSE COMEDY TEAM
The comedy team of President Obama and Seth Meyers roasted Donald “the Bully” Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.   The President began by addressing the long claims, accusations, theories and insinuations that he wasn't born in Hawaii or any other part of the United States.  

For those who are functional illiterates Hawaii is part of the United States.  The lies have been pushed and beaten to death by the birthers and the “In-Can-tay-tions” by “The Donald Trump”.  That’s where his ideas are found, In–Cans, In- Garbage Cans.

"In case there are any lingering questions tonight, I'm prepared to go a step further tonight," he said. "For the first time, I am releasing my official birth video." Then he played the opening of Disney’s The Lion King. After the short viewing, the president commented to the Fox News table: That was a joke. That was not my birth video. That was a children's cartoon."  They got it, loud and clear.

Donald Trump, the evening's most popular target was a guest of the Washington Post. The question was:

a)  Did he bully himself a ticket?
b)  Did he threaten to buy the Washington Post?
c)  Did the Post think it was a good political move and would stir up controversy?
d)  Or was he secretly invited as a guest similar to the main course at a Cannibal convention,  that often brings new meaning to the phrase POT-LUCK dinner.

The Donald as it appears, was not entertained by the barrage of jokes and remained "stone-faced” during the monologues. Frankly, he was looking like a colostomy patient who refused anesthetic.  He was motionless, non-attentive, brain dead, breathing fire, just smoking along… till he could exit stage right and quite early playing the role with his bodyguards trying to look important. 

Impotent might be a better choice of words.   He’s been coached to look Presidential like last week after claiming victory over the birthers issue arriving at a staged interview in his personal helicopter.  That whole scenario was a flop and he showed his true colors.


It didn’t happen soon enough.  He went after the President for the past three weeks and thought he might have done some damage with his weird claims and invisible people.  By showing up complete with poker -face,  surprisingly he checked, and President Obama had a pair of Aces buried down, the President checked, and Donald took the bait by being at the party.  It all came out on the river, another way to express it was, “Trumpy been had”.

"Now, I know  “The Donald” has  taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than "The Donald".   And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?

All kidding aside, Donald, we all know about your credentials, and your breadth of experience. For example, on a recent episode of Celebrity Apprentice, at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the men from Omaha Steaks. There was lots of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership.  Ultimately, you didn’t fire Lil Jon or Meatloaf, you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of decisions that keep me up at night. Well handled, sir!  Well handled."


ROUND TWO  - SETH MEYERS:
"Trump said he's running as a Republican. Which is surprising: I just assumed he was running as a joke.

Donald Trump owns the Miss USA Pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline the search for a Vice President ...

Trump has said he's got a great relationship with 'the blacks.' Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken."

“Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic—because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head,” Meyers continued. “If you’re at The Washington Post table with Trump and you can’t finish your entrée, don’t worry, the fox will eat it.”

Meyers added: “Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great president. Of course he said the same thing about an old, rusty birdcage he found. “I like that Trump is filthy-rich but nobody told his accent,” Meyers persisted. “His whole life is models, gold leaf and marble columns, but he still sounds like a know-it-all down at the OTB.”

T-RUMP Responded by saying: "I thought Seth Meyers — his delivery frankly was not good. He's a stutterer and he really was having a hard time." Truly a T-RUMP style comment! And it brought the wrath of the Stuttering Foundation.

THE STUTTERING FOUNDATION

The Stuttering Foundation slammed the "Celebrity Apprentice" star for using the word in a derogatory manner.  Verified: On Sunday, T-Rump phoned in to "Fox and Friends," saying Meyers' "delivery, frankly, was not good. He's a stutterer and he really was having a hard time."  Jane Fraser, president of the speech disorder non-profit organization, lashed out at the real estate mogul for his offensive slur.

"Shame on you, Mr. Trump," Fraser said. "We at the Stuttering Foundation find it discouraging that in 2011, Donald Trump has chosen to use the word 'stutterer' in a derogatory fashion, something to be made fun of, to describe Seth Meyers' speech at the annual White House Correspondents' dinner.""Donald Trump should be ashamed for calling "Saturday Night Live" star Seth Meyers a "stutterer," according to a support group for stutterers.



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