11- 02 - 2015  THE FISHMONGER POLL


THE 2016 FISHMONGER POLL


Who Is The Fishiest In the Race 2016 Nominee?

After watching the Republican Debate Wednesday Night, I have determined none were fit to be elected Class President, much less the President of the United States.   Some of the answers, the retorts, the assignations reminded me of high school and the race for social acknowledgement since class  President meant nothing anyway in High School. 

Frankly it was also the worst moderated debate I have ever seen or heard.  Here we had 10 master-debaters going at it “ all farce” and nothing, no climax, nothing like they all were standing in their underwear looking like they really were, a bunch of bananas.  Frankly it looked more like a game show.

This two hours will go down in history as the greatest contest ever held between losers on the political ticket and losers in the media.  The one thing it did prove is that the GOP is only good at one thing and thats complaining.  And the media selected proved if you take away their TelePrompTers, they are useless against this gang.

The  Fishmonger Poll, conducted by one of America’s leading online websites (mine) is polling the 2016 presidential election.  It’s past reports have been cited by major networks, including CNN, CBS, CDN (Chinese Daily News),  ABC and D, Fox News and all 37 FOX Affiliates who spew the same rhetoric. MSNBC, PRAVDA and KND (KLINGON NEWS DAILY) also contributed but KND got their comments in late noting the 75 lightyear trip took a long time to transmit.

Their polls are often quoted and mis-quoted by our politicians, most of them just Floundering along, some afraid to get in the Shark tank with Trump.   The results when published after the King Crab season ends will be sent to fishmongers all over the country.  Fishmongers are the leading edge in things that, “Stink to High Heaven”, based on objects being out in the sun too long, out of their natural element, and rotten under their scales.  Sounds like politicians to me.

Of course some accounts stink more than others,  but you would never hear it from FOX,  who get rated high in the numbers since their reporters are also controlled by Rupert Murdock, (Code Name: Big Stink), his son (Little stink) and Roger Ailes (Code Name: Father Poop - 1992 graduate of the GSOJ, the Goebbels School Of Journalism)  through the use of Rupert’s money which also stinks.

Let your voice be heard to the Major Media, Congress and especially your local Fish Monger who cares more about you than the media or Congress.  When you get good fish, you will return.  Vote below, vote often,  nothing is legitimate anymore in polls since most called don’t have in house phones and use cell phones!  Since most polls are slanted by directing the calls to specific voting groups we’ll offer some well known tips on the nominees.




Luckily this year, once again the KOCH brothers have saved the day by donating the funds for a clown bus to replace the clown car which was too small for all these Idiot-os-toes who showed up.  Unfortunately,  Donald Trump owned both the bus manufacturer, and the local road system in NY and took advantage of both by carefully rebuilding the bus in his image.

Print your vote and wrap with some dead fish from the fish monger and send it to anyone you like.  We rate the Floundering crew as follows. 


 War as a solution     Not enough to feed a family.   Trumped

  


Gov. Bobby Jindal      

Has a real problem seeing the picture unless he’s standing on a chair.  He only see’s what he wants to and another born-againer Evangelical who doesn’t understand Church vs. State or too many other things for that matter.  They are still trying to figure out how he got elected.  He’s still trying to convert the nation tot he United Staes of Jesus.  Expect to see Bobby Jindal’s Revival Hour on TV after he gets blown away.

Bobby Jindal doubled down on his criticism of the father of Chris Harper-Mercer, who recently went on a shooting spree at Umpqua Community College, killing 10 and injuring nine others.  I absolutely believe he has no right to be lecturing the rest of us,” Jindal said on ABC's "This Week" Sunday. “Gun control’s not going to solve this."  

Earlier this month, Jindal called Harper-Mercer’s father Ian Mercer "the problem" after he called for more gun control in the wake of his son's attack.  “He’s a complete failure as a father, he should be embarrassed to even show his face in public,” Jindal wrote on his website.

On Sunday, Jindal also blamed "moral decay" for the shooting, saying a culture of violent video games, television and songs provoke mass shooters. Jindal said that because the shooter’s father “by his own admission” wasn't involved in the shooter's life, he had no right to call for greater gun control.  

Regardless a father loses a son, his family name destroyed, innocents killed, families suddenly faced with tragedy and this is what this half-pint comes up with…  disgusting. 

Rather than passing stricter gun laws, Jindal said the nation needs “a renaissance of decency, a spiritual revival” to help prevent further mass shootings.   “Passing more laws to take away the rights of law-abiding Americans won’t solve this problem, won’t stop the next massacre, won't stop the next tragedy," Jesus Jindal said.



Gov. Jeb Bush  

In Spanish, since he is multi-lingual,  “ Él tiene que crecer un conjunto de bolas”.  Which in English translates to growing a set of balls. And another report indicates he is in a race with his brother as to who really is smarter.  So far the results indicate from marking on a curve, nothing can be determined.  This could be a tie with zeros at both ends.  

A former governor of Florida some of his claims are relevant and some questionable. His published selection of losers of former Cheney-Rove era creeps, liars and a few who should be hung for treason for international policy advisors turned off a lot of people. We don’t need that crew again,  6500 dead and 53,000 in the VA over that “oversight”.

Seriously his campaign is Floundering and it’s almost dinner time for the sharks.

At the third debate he delivered a performance drained of passion, fire and inspiration grappling with low poll numbers and a weak (try almost non-existent) base in early voting states.  With damning perceptions of his political skills and questions about his bolas for the fight Bush is already trying to swim around the sinking ship going into shark infested waters.

Jeb Bush escalated his ongoing war of words against Donald Trump, telling CNN’s “State of the Union”  that the Republican frontrunner and former “Celebrity Apprentice” star is approaching foreign policy like he’s still on a reality show.

“He’s not taking the responsibility, the possibility of being president of the United States really seriously,” Bush said in an interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper. “For him, it looks as though he’s an actor playing a role of the candidate for president. Not boning up on the issues, not having a broad sense of the responsibilities of what it is to be a president.”

A good president, like his brother the former President knew what the hell he was doing when he believed Cheney, Rove, Rice and even General Colin Powell, the only one to bail out from that crew after he embarrassed himself at the UN.

The former Florida governor’s comments came just hours after his campaign released an attack ad mocking Trump’s admission that he gets his foreign policy advice from cable news shows and warning voters that the brash-talking real estate mogul would have control of 4,650 nuclear warheads if he became commander in chief.

On CNN, Bush was asked if he has confidence in Trump’s ability to handle that kind of responsibility.

“I have grave doubts, to be honest with you,” Bush said and your brother knew better?  Again, we don’t need that kind of influenced weakness again,  6500 dead and 53,000 in the VA over that little “oversight”.



Gov. John Kasich -    

A really nice guy and well-loved in his state, probably the most civil of those up there on the stand but alas is rated number three in his home state.  Vegas odds are he’ll be out of money and supporters soon. Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) is the rare GOP presidential candidate who has acknowledged that climate change is a real problem  requiring us to “protect” the “creation that the Lord has given us.”  Till he faced another day and needed to flip-flop.


But just days after earning plaudits for his relatively moderate-sounding approach  in Thursday’s GOP presidential debate, Kasich adopted a climate-change denials approach on Sunday.   On NBC’s Meet the Press, host Chuck Todd called Kasich one of the “big winners of Thursday’s debate,” and praised him for an “impressive performance for the supportive crowd” in his home state and read a Time magazine quote comparing him to Pope Francis. 

Kasich distanced himself from the Pontiff on economic issues and environmental ones. “I think that man absolutely affects the environment, but as to whether, what the impact is… the overall impact — I think that’s a legitimate debate.”  He then added: “We don’t want to destroy people’s jobs, based on some theory that is not proven.” Flip-pity Flop.


Sen. Marco Rubio - 

Well briefed in his assessment of the global situation.  He has plenty of time to do that since he really does nothing with the worst attendance record and voting record in Congress.  He is blowing his own horn with his stories of his parents immigrant status coming to the US and virtually talks about nothing else.  Maybe we need to elect his father.  Did his family contribute anything to fighting Castro?    

His main appeal is his good looks,  He’s knowledgeable  and can communicate on foreign policy issues and immigration. But most are canned lines, and it’s easy to portray yourself with the same comments to different groups till the media catches up and you look and say the same thing over and over again.  The problem is few agree with him.  The consensus is he’s trying to move too fast, doesn’t have the skills to handle the mess the world’s in.  Can’t even handle his own checkbook.

He arrived in Washington in 2011, fully credentialed as a tea party conservative. In his third year as a freshman senator, he helped broker a deal that led to Senate passage of comprehensive immigration reform, which included a path to citizenship for the roughly 11 million undocumented immigrants. Only later, when sentiment among conservatives shifted and support for such legislation became politically untenable, he walked away from it.

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid was the latest to call for the Republican Florida senator’s resignation.   “Why should the taxpayers of this country and people of Florida put up with having only one senator? Doesn’t seem fair to me,” Reid told  Politico.  

Rubio spokesman Alex Conant shot back: “I must have forgotten Harry Reid similarly calling on Barack Obama to resign the Senate when he missed even more votes to run for President.”  Good political party line answer and he used it again against Jeb Bush, but it doesn’t excuse you.  Like a kid saying “Mommy , but Carly’s mom lets her smoke, take drugs and have sex”.

Why is he running, shrewdly he’s biding his time, let the others go at each other and be the last man standing and one thing he’s good at, grabbing the torch when no one is guarding it.  Rubio seeks to grab a piece of the action claiming he is not Washington but an outsider based on performance he’s almost right. He is not running for President from the Senate. To the contrary, he is running for the White House by running away from the Senate.   His record, his finances, his excuses stink.



Gov. Mike Huckabee - 

The best way to describe Huckabee is as the American Christian Version of the Taliban.  TV talk show host on FOX with canned applause and cut out cardboard audience, this "highly opinionated dork" on a variety of subjects cleverly used the same solution with the answer.  "Jesus is the Answer”.  
Using Evangelist and Blood Diamond Expert  Pat Robertson’s  secret phone number to God, the good Lord denied any endorsement of Huckabee, saying ‘You gotta be Kidding”.   When the church goes political they have exceeded their boundaries.  That government should stay out of the religious business and the religious business stay out of government.  

The only time government has to step in is when the religion takes a persons rights away, fraud, physical abuse and cultism and it is rampant.  I hope Mike Huckabee eventually figures this out.  Thank God, he didn't make it to President, nor in the top ten of  Bass guitarists currently on tour and guilty of selling his soul to the devil, Rupert Murdock to be a puppet on the most biased corrupt TV empire. Fox TV.  Some candidate for President! Better he should be playing bass on Jimmy the Con Swaggert’s revival hour.   He’s tried and tried, I just can’t stand him. His only title should be Babelficator in Chief.



Sen. Rand Paul - 

They say the seeds or nuts always fall close to the tree. In this case the fathers seed landed dead on.  About the size of coconuts.  Robert Louis Stevenson said, “Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”  Well some feel this is no more than a rotten crop.  

He’s so far out of touch with the real world, some suspect alien seeds might have been planted as he has the knack of alienating almost everybody.  He made the mistake of going after TRUMP early on and paid the price.  Never fool with Don’s hair, his stylist is better than Rands.   kettle and pots calling each other names.  His rating in the event has forced the bus driver to ask for his ID every time he boards and to pay up front.

I have admired for years the work of Doctors Without Borders.  Based on this elections a new organization, “ actors without Brains” could be doing a world tour.  For example, RAND PAUL SAID: I  have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.”

I did not have polio because of a great Doctor by the name of Jonas Salk who invented the polio vaccine.  Many in my age group years ago in Brooklyn did because they missed the shots.  Sen. Elizabeth Warren jumped on Sen. Rand Paul's anti-vaccine nonsense quickly.  At a Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions (HELP) Committee hearing on vaccinations, Warren had some questions for the director for the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the CDC:

“Is there any scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism?”   “Is there any scientific evidence that vaccines cause ‘profound mental disorders’?”   “Is there any scientific evidence that vaccines have contributed to the rise in allergies or auto-immune disorders among kids?”   “Are there additives or preservatives in vaccines that can be toxic to kids?”

“Is there any scientific evidence that giving kids their vaccines further apart or spacing them differently is healthier for kids?” “Is there any scientific evidence that kids can develop immunity to these diseases on their own, simply by eating nutritious foods or being active?”

The answers were all an emphatic “NO”:   Dr. Paul should hook up with Jenny McCarthy is an actress, celebrity, author and activist. Her 7-year-old son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism when he was 2 1/2, following a series of vaccinations. The author of three books on autism, McCarthy helped organize a movement of parents concerned about a vaccine-autism link.  She started and entire XXXX-storm on the topic with no real evidence.  And convinced parents to stop their kids vaccines.  Dr’s I know from some prestigious medical affiliations even involving stem cell transplants did not have kind words for this “actress”.



Sen. Ted Cruz - 

 A true cynic about American politics would, at this point, be forced to one conclusion: Sen. Ted Cruz is a Democratic sleeper agent.  Ted Cruz, the Democrats' secret weapon.  It is tough to appreciate just how much good Ted Cruz has done the Democrats over these last few years. 

He convinced Republicans to shut down the government,  splintered the Republican Party, GOP leadership opposed the strategy they were executing, GOP senators were publicly blasting House Republicans, still trying defunding Obamacare.  He shut the government down on Oct. 1, and drove the Republican Party to its lowest levels of popularity ever recorded in polls. OH and cost the taxpayers 24 billion dollars.  Stalin would of had him shot.

When the GOP starts in with their Messiah labeling, it’s time for G-D who told us about false prophets to step in.  Rafael Cruz has some deep connections to the current movement known as the New Apostolic Reformation. That movement is really a rebranding of what we know as the "Religious Right", as they were called in the days of Reagan, but with a 21st century dominionist twist. 

Cruz was a member of the Religious Round table in the 1980s, an activist group of Christians who were committed to engagement in politics. He boasts in the interview of serving on the state board of that organization:

His Dad, Rafael Cruz is a pastor with Purifying Fire Ministries, founded by Suzanne Hinn, ex-wife and of Benny Hinn. The Hinns are huckster Christians, just ask CNN, The BBC, and Sen. Grassley dealing in faux emotions and invented manifestations of the Holy Spirit at the most convenient and opportune fundraising moments. They are also smart enough to understand where the gravy train is, and so they've hitched their boxcar to the New Apostolic, or dominionist movement. 

Church first, The State Second…the people don’t count… 

Sen. Ted Cruz, candidate for the highest office in the land, thinks that climate change — a phenomenon widely accepted by the scientists who study it — is a religious belief.   “Climate change is not science. It’s religion,” Cruz told Glenn Beck on Thursday. 
Lord, if that isn
’t two imbeciles riding the same bike I have no idea what is.  

To back up his claim, Cruz pointed to the way we talk about climate change.  “Look at the language, where they call you a denier,” he said. “Denier is not the language of science … Any good scientist is a skeptic; if he’s not, he or she should not be a scientist. But yet the language of the global warming alarmists, ‘denier’ is the language of religion, it’s heretic, you are a blasphemer.”

In fact, how we refer to self-proclaimed “climate skeptics” is not without debate. The Associated Press recently announced that skeptic is not an appropriate word for “people who don’t accept mainstream science” (the AP’s words), because skeptic suggests that there is some scientific evidence on their side. The organization, whose style is broadly accepted within the media, dislikes the use of deniers, though, because it is too reminiscent of the phrase Holocaust deniers. It’s unclear whether Cruz also thinks that believing the Holocaust occurred is a religious belief. 

This man like Huckabee, Santorum and Jindal have no place in politics if they in any way would effect the life existence of Homo Sapiens.  Possibly the Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon could use some spokespersons.     


Dr. Ben Carson -    

What can you say about Ben Carson?  Ben Carson suggested last week the Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if Jews in Europe were better armed. The first thing the NAZI’s did was remove all weapons from the Jews.  This is true but truly a poor defense of gun rights and nothing the Jews need to be reminded of.

The statements, after the mass shooting in Oregon that killed nine college students, have drawn no shortage of criticism, including from public-safety experts and the FBI.   The retired neurosurgeon is a political rookie who prefers to muse on the news of the day and make academic arguments, rather than offer a clear picture of what policies he would pursue if elected.

The freewheeling approach has put Carson at the top of many preference polls, where he and billionaire real estate mogul Donald Trump are looking down at more than a dozen candidates with experience developing and implementing policy in governor’s mansions and on Capitol Hill. Unfortunately academia and macadamia sound alike.  Sometimes academics come off as nuts.

"Dr. Carson will have to get more detailed, have a consistent message,” and stop trying to be an interviewee and become a policy wonk.    Carson is, like Fiorina, trying to build a national profile from scratch. 

NOT MY CHOICE - Pediatric Neurosurgeons might not be a good pick for president of the United States.  Ben Carson has responded in kind to all of the media vetting he is going through by blasting the media who are doing their job.  

The problem is he thinks he is special and should be given a pass or something because of his great accomplishments in the medical field.  Not taking one iota away, Carson’s accomplishments in neurosurgery are to me more impressive than Donald Trump's in real estate staring with dad’s money. 

Chris Christie offered this advice…Did you think it was going to be easy?  Duh…

He found this out the hard way when a higher level of scrutiny was applied to his biography last week. And as with all biographies there are embellishments you never think will come back to haunt you.  The West Point story, the attempted stabbing of a childhood friend, the “ I found God story of religious transformation” impressed the  devoted conservative evangelicals whose stock answer to any question given is or started with is  “Jesus said”.

But many of us don’t elect presidents on quasi religious beliefs.  His references to Nazism, Adolf Hitler and the Jew on gun issues will not win him many friends.  Jews don’t have to be reminded of those things.  He has no right to comment.  I find him offensive even bringing it up or using as comparisons.

His personality ranks somewhere between the parish priest in confession, duck hunters at dawn, commentaries in a movie theatre, and SWAT team conversations while on surveillance.   Carson is on top for the time being if you’re an evangelical, Carson is on the bottom by the media hawks and liberals who are circling overhead waiting for the mistake or disclosure that might just be the ticket to bottom as we found out four years ago, sooner or later the evangelical road to the White house will trip you up if you think all your apples belong in their basket.

The Republican Party is desperate for a platform, a message for the majority that can win. Carson's conservatism is circa 1980 GOP platform. But the point the GOP forgets is they have already thrown out the Black vote, the Hispanic vote, quite a few Jewish voters and most compassionate people.  I sincerely hope he gets a shot on Saturday night live and reminds us how religious he is.

Evangelicals will not win the White House based on one simple fact.  It’s called the separation of church and state which really guides many of our decisions.  No one wants to change our country into the United States of Jesus.  A self anointed and self appointed man of God will not change the ultra conservative right-wing, do-nothing but bitch wack-a-doo members of the Republican Party and country into shape. 

The Carson campaign is a mess but underneath the skin it is a clever ruse. Build a coalition,take in small donations by the droves.  Build a personal institution with the evangelical vote that will influence that policy decision as they see it.  I truly believe in our freedoms and when politicians tell me how Godly they are I just point to Washington and just like all the others did.  He is not my choice for the GOP.   He is totally against the beliefs of most AMERICANS.


  


Famous quotes by Carson:

“Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery”  Not only is Obamacare the “worst thing” since slavery, "Carson said it is also slavery in a way because it is making all of us subservient to the government.”

Obamacare is worse than the September 11, 2011 attacks, later suggesting that Obama wanted to “take over health care” in order to “take control” and build a “socialist/communist” country. 

Not sure “there will even be an election in 2016”  Carson envisions a doomsday scenario in which Americans will have to combat ISIS fighters crossing the southern border because the Obama administration will refuse to do so.

“A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight and when they come out, they’re gay”  After he was widely criticized for comments comparing gay people to pedophiles, Carson insisted that gay rights advocates were trying to take away his freedom of speech and promised to never give in to the gay “P.C. police.” 

In an interview with CNN that homosexuality is “absolutely” a choice because “a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight and when they come out, they’re gay.” The backlash to the comment was so strong, Carson apologized and said that he would no longer discuss gay rights issues … a promise that he has not exactly kept.

“We live in a Gestapo age”  According to Carson, the U.S. is “very much like Nazi Germany.” The problem goes all the way to the top, Carson explains, warning that the Obama administration is “acting like the Gestapo” and recommending that Americans read “Mein Kampf” if they want to understand President Obama: “We live in a Gestapo age. People don’t realize it.”

Obama may be “guilty of treason” Carson, who repeatedly accuses Obama of violating the Constitution, said during the Department of Homeland Security funding fight earlier this year that Americans should “start talking about treason” if the president refused comply with the GOP’s demands to reverse his executive actions on immigration.

He is so far off the wall, we could not find the room the walls were in.  This man is on a mission and he is dangerous.


Donald Trump -  Over the top!

What do you think of the guy who could bullshit his way in to the head of the party. "Anal-yzing” the situation it’s quite simple.  Bulls, male bovines make bullshit.  Trump just does it better than most and is received by people who love to hear about how bad others are and how great he is at least for the time being.  He is a TV celebrity and not qualified at all to be the President of the United States.  Hmm... unless he could tell Congress, “You are all fired”. Then I just might vote for him.

In this universe TRUMP started as just another nutcase looking for attention. The entire Republican election previews are nothing but a bunch of has beens who contributed nothing to this country, but negative rhetoric and were all bought off by big money and seeking more donators and embellishments.  Trump is proving more people vote based on name recognition rather than competence. 

He is the leader of the pack which represents the GOP theory,  “If you throw enough sh*t at a wall something might stick".  They are banking on it and 2016 looks like a roundup of good healthy sh*t.   No problem they are known for eating their own.  Have at it and bon appetite.   On another accord, some of the other candidates are so bad, they make Trump look good.

Since they all invoke GOD in their speeches, I will too.   “LORD, lead us from this crew of candidates so bad they will destroy the rest of the country as we knew it,  when a Trump leads the pack, it only proves what didn’t stick floated to the top”.  

Imagine RNC chair Reince Priebus thinking "Jesus, now we have to deal with this buffoon?  Didn’t we have enough problems already?”   He just might be thinking different now, with Donald’s Performance but one must remember whose company Donald is throwing off the bus.  Has-beens, one or two nut-cases and serious losers.  So bad he had to install Ejection Seats in the bus.   


BREAKING BALLS NEWS FROM DONALD TRUMP

After the third GOP fiasco Donald TRUMP got really mad about the TRUMP clown bus offered by the KOCH brothers who support any Republican Scam to  protect their oil interests and companies from scrutiny.  The Donald who said on many occasions he didn’t need their bribe money, he had plenty of his own.  

He just wasn’t happy with the bus, and he pulled it off the road deciding it wasn’t worthy of his class and style which he reminds us of all the time.  Alas two days later the newly updated TRUMP-MOBILE  MK II rolled out of the shop with amazing new features.

New team TRUMP paint and logos, more red lights to clear traffic, Texas bull longhorns to run protestors off the road, bulletproof glass, ejector seating for all so that losers could be eliminated very quickly.  He also equipped the bus with GPS so his personal jet could follow it for his convenience landing at the nearest airport.





Sen. Rick Santorum - 

Richard John "Rick" Santorum is an American attorney and Republican Party politician for ever.  He served as a United States Senator representing Pennsylvania from 1995 to 2007, and got blown out.  Another United States of Jesus fan who  served two terms until losing his re-election bid in 2006. A devout, practicing Catholic, Santorum is a social conservative who opposes same-sex marriage and artificial birth control.  

He is still a lawyer and we feel he would be better off serving the Pope. He was the author of what came to be known as the Santorum Amendment, which promoted the teaching of intelligent design. In 2005, Santorum introduced the Workplace Religious Freedom Act.   It failed. He fails, we have no idea why he thinks he can run other than making some noise for himself.

Rick Santorum wins the prize for the worst Nelson Mandela tribute. No respect, no carefully chosen words of praise for the sacrifice and works of this great man by this mental giant of a mouse, Rick Santorum.  In fact it was suggested he change his name to Rick Sanatorium.  He is a three time loser, losing about everything he enters. Maybe the Vatican needs an attorney.



Carly Fiorina - 

Formerly the disgraced Hewlett Packard CEO, has declared that she is running for President.  Carly Fiorina is a sophisticated and intelligent woman who is crafting a new image, (more like cook the books baking a new message about her new image )  and being the only woman’s side of the issue in the Republican Party.  She wants to take on Hillary and thats her claim to fame being the only woman on the GOP side.  She is also the best storyteller on the stage.  “Story tellers are notorious for untruths”. some of us in the media call it ‘Bullshit”.

Feminists like the New Republic's Elizabeth Stoker Bruenig has already advised her fellow feminists that they are not "obligated to support right-wing women" like Fiorina.   She  fits right into the shoes of Sarah Palin and the current real nutcase Michele “bat-crazy” Bachman in Washington.  Think America where are they now, Palin is gone, Bachman getting out of Congress to avoid some scandals, and Carly Fiorina, the bitch of Hewlett Packard today talks about her legacy at HP.  Thats like Goebbels saying they were out to help the Jews.

We had enough of those two and their legacy is one of lots of rhetoric and reclassified as "bovine end overproduction”.  She cost 30,000 people their jobs at HP and claims to be the new face of the Republican Party.  Donald Trump thought otherwise and made note about it.  She took a shot back at the Donald but as usual it bounced off.

If she were President she would try to buy Mexico like she did with Compact Computers and really put us down the Enchilada Toilet.  She should spend the $21 million severance and the additional $21 million in stock options and pension benefits, as the New York Times reported in 2005 for body guards.  There are 30,000 lives she ruined who didn’t get 42 million of those dollars.


Lindsey Graham -  

What can we say about Lindsey Graham, it seems no one in his state would vote for him and he will probably start the Third World War.  Thats OK with me if we take on the Russians, the Iranians and ISIL and other terrorists. And blow them off the planet once and for all. HOO-yah!  Meanwhile a 0% approval rating doesn’t help. But hold that thought, we might have to call on him one day.

Meanwhile the odd couple  Sen. Lindsey Graham and Ben Carson  (R-S.C.) also suggested debate changes.  Graham saying he’d prefer debates with fewer candidates on stage at one time and equal talking time.  Ben Carson said on ABC's "This Week." "The people have to be able to find out what is the thing that distinguishes each one of us."

Specifically, he said he'd like the Republican National Committee to negotiate for the remaining 10 GOP debates to have opening and closing statements of at least a minute, clearer guidelines for how candidates should answer questions and to ensure that all candidates adhere to the allotted time in their answers. 

"Some people pretty much ignore the time constraints, while others are very careful to stay within them, and I think that creates inequality," Carson said. "We need to tighten it up a little bit and do it more like a professional type of debate."

The retired neurosurgeon also suggested moderators change how they form their questions. 

"We should have moderators who are interested in disseminating the information about the candidates, as opposed to, you know, 'gotcha' 'you did this' and 'defend yourself on that'," Carson said.

“I want smaller groups on the stage, better debate questions and let us all be heard from equally," Graham said.  “If we do that, we'll get the best nominee to win an election we can't afford to lose," he said.   The senator praised the work of RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, but said the GOP debates so far are hindering the ability of good candidates to get noticed. 



George Pataki -  

"Too many claims about how great thou are”.   And you would think he single handily saved the nation.  He did what he had to do during the 911 catastrophe and did it well but really little else.  Soon to be departed.



Peter T. King - 

Peter Thomas King is the U.S. Representative for New York's 2nd congressional district. He is a member of the Republican Party and represents the central Long Island district that includes parts of Nassau and Suffolk counties.  He is very out-spoken as most New Yorkers are.  In some cases very out-spoken at times. 

He has written several books both fiction and non-fiction and seems to do better at fiction since several things he has said have been fictional.  One comment made sense when asked about Ted Cruz.  When Wolf Blitzer asked him to explain his statement that compared Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) to a “carnival barker,” the Republican congressman opted not to walk back his comments but instead  said “We need intelligent debate in the country. 

Ted Cruz may be an intelligent person, but he doesn’t carry out an intelligent debate,” King said. “He oversimplifies, he exaggerates and he basically led the Republican Party over the cliff in the fall of 2013. He has shown no qualifications, no legislation being passed, doesn’t provide leadership and he has no real experience. So, to me, he is just a guy with a big mouth and no results.”   Obviously no love lost.


Gov. Chris Christie -

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, one of the veteran politicians trying to catch up to Carson, was less diplomatic. "You know, Dr. Carson loves to sit around and speak theoretically about things," he said in an interview Friday on Fox News Radio. “I want to talk about the things that are going to directly affect the American people.” 

But he also enjoys sports in a way.  The candidate called Chase Utley a “ Dog" Monday morning after his hard slide broke New York Mets shortstop Ruben Tejada's leg over the weekend.  "He's a dog. He's a dog. He tackled the guy. And he’s always been that way,” Christie said on “Morning Joe.”

According to ESPN, Major League Baseball deemed that Dodgers Chase Utley had done an illegal slide in Saturday night’s game against the Mets. Utley was suspended for two games as a result and but said he would appeal the suspension.  Christie — who labeled himself a "huge Mets fan going all the way back to 1969" — predicted that the team would be fine despite Tejada's injury.  "They'll be OK. The pitching’s unbelievable,” Christie said.

Christie is a great one liner, entertaining, has a temper, short sighted on occasion but it’s all explained easily. He’s from Jersey and that where Snooki used to hang around. She’s grown up now, two kids , looks and acts more mature and just wrote a book.




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