SEX
If you try selling something today without sex in it. Good Luck. This isn't pushing GEICO, you buy GEICO because the law requires it. You buy AX to smell good because you want to copulate more often. That is the message thats sells in the products, they are called pheromone sales.
Even FOX NEWS sells sex, drop dead gorgeous women, peek-a-boo tops, the long haired tresses, short dresses, long legs and slightly short on thinking, long on tele-prompters. Few if any have degrees in Journalism, most in runway and hairstyling, stage makeup and breathing heavy.
A smaller segment is called the infidelity or Hollywood Reality section. Thats where we are compelled to hear about on at least three major channels all about who is “ boffing” who or in the case of cheating evangelicals who is “begetting who"!
BIGGER IS BETTER
Einstein said it when his theory on relativity was published, the mathematical equation to explain everything is relative. "E=mc2 - energy equals mass times the velocity of light squared." According to this equation, any given amount of mass is equivalent to a certain amount of energy, and vice versa.
We all have some idea of what mass and energy are, and can appreciate that either can be converted into the other. Einstein's equation even tells us how much of one potentially converts into how much of the other. But what exactly does the speed of light have to do with either matter or energy? How does the speed of light, of all things, come into the picture at all?
With the speed of light Kim’s clothes came off. As she has done in the past. And she proved Hollywood style the theory of relativity, that E=MC2 and it takes on new meaning, especially when it involves the intellectually stimulating Kim Kardashian.
It may not be the speed of light, it may be the width of the tights, or no tights at all. In this case, she took her greatest asset, her ass-et and promoted it to astronomical proportion with a photographers help and Photoshop to prove her version of Einsteins theory. E (excitement) equals M (massive) C (Coochie) 2 (two times normal). It made an incredible magazine article.
The whole Kardashian tribe poses fro, instigates, publicizes everything from colon cleansing treatment to the marriage of the week which will probably last a week, the pregnancy of the week, which will last nine months, or the ongoing Kardashian series, one who is married, another who is cohabiting on and off and Kim who is in and out of love and marriage as fast as the concubines of some fourth world countries. More stable and pregnant again, she is with child on her second.
And the real man hero of the show winds up a changing gender type and I have to be upfront, interviewing some avid watchers honestly telling me he looks better as a woman than a man.But they manipulate, conjugate and in some instances do show growth in the public relations world as you compare before and after shots of Kim doing what Kim does best, putting her assets right up front.
This insight into the rich and famous promoted fatherhood by Bruce Jenner trying to keep straight the three celebrities, with fatherly advice which is totally ignored and soon to be expanded to five as the next generation of concubines in training get of age before the reality show voted him off the scene so now he does it with motherhood.
You heard it here first but is only a rumor: The “Eu de Toilette Paper by Kardashian”. A line of decorator toilet papers endorsed by some of the biggest asses in Hollywood for some of the most discriminating asses. All paper designs were personally tested and selected by Kim Kardashian and we agree, “No one has more assets to offer than her”. No rolls of paper were wounded or destroyed in the testing process. And letting it all hangout is the way of the future… just look at what happened to Hannah Montana.
MILEY CYRUS aka Hannah Montana
The latest entry in the field of asset whoredom exhibitionism is Hannah Montana, she grew up real fast and made a real statement, Hannah found the Banana… and made “ twerking", a tweenie word, but her seemingly twitching out of control skinny behind is no match for Queen Kardashian. Not in the same league… on the other hand if Kim Kardashian twerked we would have to put out road cones to block lanes for safety measures.
Tweenies into twerkers… kicked off by Miley Cyrus's song and dance extravaganza on MTV hailed as a breakout. She went from Disney's plainness inspired Hannah Montana known for adding costumes to giant swinging wrecking balls with no clothes on other than boots.
Hannah Montana is an American television series still in rerun that originally aired on the Disney Channel from March 24, 2006 until January 16, 2011. It aired ninety-eight episodes across four seasons.
The series focused on Miley Stewart (portrayed by Miley Cyrus), a girl who lives a double life as an average teenager by day and a famous pop singer Hannah Montana by night. She conceals her identity from the public, other than her close friends and family. The two year older Miley now reveals in the video everything in public short of her genitalia. What a transformation in two years.
Life imitates TV or the other way around. The series was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Children's Program from 2007 through 2010. But the star had a hidden agenda brought out by MTV and the fast track. Now her work should be banned from children. Kids have little money.
This went electric on the web and her single, probably album into first place. Good job Miley you really set the bar for those 12-14 year old fans who will be imitating you soon. Bad enough when you see HBO 's special on 13 year old children in middle school servicing the football team with oral and anal sex.