FROM HANNAH MONTANA TO HOOKER BANANA
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A.K. After Kardashian. It brings new meaning to the thought, "I didn't raise my daughter to act like a hooker" or "maybe I should of". The three Kardashian sisters of age earned four, five and six, million dollars their first year respectively for acting (?) non respectively. It’s tripled by now.
TV works wonders for those with no talent and large buttocks. Are those dimples on Kim's rear. Oh, well, another show on liposuction.
I thought nothing could follow and this is true, the show the Kardashians did on colonic cleansing. (enemas)
One thing it does prove is that quality and quantity in some cases do exist unfortunately it's all behind them.
JERKY TWERKY
And a new sport has arisen: Tweenies into twerkers… kicked off by Miley Cyrus's song and dance extravaganza on MTV hailed as a breakout. She went from Disney's plainness inspired Hannah Montana known for adding costumes to giant swinging wrecking balls with no clothes on other than boots.
Hannah Montana is an American television series still in rerun that originally aired on the Disney Channel from March 24, 2006 until January 16, 2011. It aired ninety-eight episodes across four seasons.
The series focused on Miley Stewart (portrayed by Miley Cyrus), a girl who lives a double life as an average teenager by day and a famous pop singer Hannah Montana by night. She conceals her identity from the public, other than her close friends and family. The two year older Miley now reveals in the video everything in public short of her genitalia. What a transformation in two years.
Life imitates TV or the other way around. The series was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Children's Program from 2007 through 2010. But the star had a hidden agenda brought out by MTV and the fast track. Now her work should be banned from children. Kids have little money
This went electric on the web and her single, probably album into first place. Good job Miley you really set the bar for those 12-14 year old fans who will be imitating you soon. Bad enough when you see HBO 's special on 13 year old children in middle school servicing the football team.
BELLY BUTTON SHORTS
And this is for all the parents who let their little girls walk around with the popular Brittany Spears belly button short shorts, the Madonna bras, and clothing styled for much older ladies. When Brittany showed up on the web with her bottom parts totally exposed sans undies or hair, its a good thing parents didn't follow.
Looking back at some of these fast track entertainers we find one thing in common with Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Brian Jones, Brian Wilson, Charlie Parker, Marvin Gaye, Pimp C, They are all dead. The train went straight into wreck mode.
Elton John has a warning for candles in the wind and this time it's directed at one twerking, young candle in particular. "I look at Miley Cyrus and I see a meltdown waiting to happen. And she's so young! But she's got two records in the top 20, so who is going to stop her?"
John has seen this kind of thing before -- he likened Cyrus' behavior to that of Michael Jackson.
Claiming he can "spot a car crash before it happens," John told the papers that he knew the icon was going to die. "He'd been doing drugs for so long, he'd been a mess for so long –- and I've known Michael since he was 12 or 13.
In his moral outreach, John also had some words for Cyrus' latest defender, Lady Gaga, who he seems to think is also in a dangerous place. “With Gaga -– who I love, she’s the godmother to our children –- I’d like to be able to talk to her right now, but I can’t get through to her," John said.
"And there are times when you have to listen. When your persona begins to take over your music and becomes more important, you enter a dangerous place. Once you have people around you who don’t question you, you’re in a dangerous place.