Da VINCI CODE, TEXAS and HARRY POTTER



THE DA VINCI CODE

Loved the movie and the book.  The Catholic Church powered by the POPES, would rather never of seen the book, a best seller, "The Da Vinci Code",  which delves into the conversion of Paganism to Catholicism during the turbulent period of time of the Priory of Scion and the Knights Templar.  It's a fascinating read. I had to read it twice, saw the movie with Tom Hanks and started to define a line between reality and creative writing. 

A murder inside the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years -- which could shake the foundations of Christianity. The book does get very close to reality about a subject that might not be real to some and the basis of belief to others. 

The theory that true lineage of the faith is passed down through the woman,  just as it does today amongst the Jewish faith,  really upsets the Catholic Church.  The coven just won't buy it because it would kill business they carefully construed oner the years.  Best use of fear motivation on the planets, sorry the Baptists came in second.

The good old boys club who have rejected women for years in the church would turn upside down if it was true that Jesus's lineage is alive and well and passed down through a woman.  Does that mean they would have to give all that money back they have been taking for years and stuffing it in the Vatican?  Never happen, they will quash and quell any attack against the "gold old boy's club".


THE TEXAS TALIBAN

By Daniel Czitrom, Special to CNN

As a co-author of an American history textbook that was effectively banned in Texas eight years ago, I get a strong feeling of déjà vu all over again as I follow the state's latest curricular wars.  Historians and teachers have reason to be deeply concerned over the latest actions taken by the Texas Board of Education regarding social studies curriculum standards.

The board has moved aggressively to put its hard-right conservative stamp on what students need to learn about the American past. Among the changes made by the board was the elimination of Thomas Jefferson from a list of thinkers who had inspired revolutions around the world. Conservatives object to Jefferson's support for a clear separation of church and state.


THE JERSEY SHORE 
You think the Jersey Shore TV Reality crew has a bunch of nuts.  They rewrite decency and ambition, good taste and morality.  Ironically,  so does the TEXAS SCHOOL BOARD also known as the "TEXAS TALIBAN", who recently rewrote history based on their strict beliefs basically enforcing their viewpoint on others.  This is against the basic tenet of Church and State.

Nine members of that board, recently were elected in a landslide, bused the churchgoers in to vote, and are "Bablically Declined". It affects us all as many states follow the Texas school board guidelines and that means a generation of children getting indoctrinated in creationism with books that play down science and upscale creationism.

The problem is many states too poor and lazy to get their own school book board, go with Texas decisions on the subject.  Great news, this leads to those districts with more secular schools and a further deterioration of the school system. 

Your kid will be exposed to ADAM and EVE and a snake instead of the proven theory that Amino Acids triggered by water vapor from asteroids landing on the molten mass called earth containing a catalyst that created the first cells on earth. And the earth, and the other planets rotate around a sun and thus in a moment in the spirit, God decided earth was good and the home resales on Venus weren't that good, and the golf courses on MARS had too may sand traps so he stuck with earth. What do these idiots really think? It goes beyond me. 


MIRACLE BANNING
This Good Book Club bans miracles other than their own. Lest us not forget, enough strange miracles, to teach Harry Potter a lesson or two.  Harry never parted water, sought plagues, turned people into salt, or did the Zippo lighting fluid burning bush trick.  

Harry potter did his miracles (and notice no mortals were wounded in the course of Potter events), without large rods, no big staffs, just a small 12" Merlin Inspired Deluxe Leather Bound wizard stick made from cocobolo wood.  Available on line.

And for those on a budget with smaller wizards in your house, just liberate some chopsticks from your local Chinese restaurant, some spray paint, and when the paint is still wet, just sprinkle some sparkles on theme. 

Hint: Use Chinese chopsticks, 9 inches long vs. Japanese chopsticks 7.5 inches, shorter and too pointy. INFO: From Culinary hints by www.aljacobskitchen.com  

Potter did other strange stuff. Thats called fantasy.  I find that pretty amazing since the loyal readers of this Good Book Club often call the Potter books blasphemy and out of the box. Thats just it. Who's box? Not mine. The Good book has a lot of fantasy. The Potter books taught kids to read.  The greatest incentive to reading than the school board ever dreamed up.  The difference, Potter was real fantasy, the religious right promotes fake fantasy. More than the good book did. It got them excited about reading. The Good Book sometimes scares kids....


HOLLYWOOD and the BIBLE

MOSES
And the stories come alive by Hollywood Standards. I often recall the scene where Charlton Heston, playing a gray haired MOSES, parting the Red Sea, and in his deep bass voice bellowing , "Let my people go",  just before he flooded their basements, polluted the water, and encouraged the roaches and frogs to proliferate.  

And in the same movie, Yul Brynner, playing RAMSES, with that stare, his three quarter magnificent profile quoting the memorable line,  "So it shall be written, so it shall be done".  And the court scribe yelled back, "Hold that thought chief, I just ran out of ink! Gotta go find a squid.!".


SAMSON

And how can you forget Delilah (Hedy Lamarr) stroking the Black Olive Oil laden hair of Samson (Victor Mature)  and screaming "yuck, you smell like a day old salad, don't you have hair spray"?


RINGS A BELL
Sounds like Washington, great hair, lots of stale acting and day old salad oil. So we have to put the whole thing in perspective and that is:

Acts not parables, Deeds not showmanship and fact, not fiction. Thats the lesson the bible should be teaching.

My goal is to make you think and question. To make you go up, not down. Critical, with a sharp tongue and a bit of humor, thats just me.  I write because it keeps me sane. It's my medicine.  Others may grab a AK-47 Kalashnikov, some grab a bottle, I grab two fingers to ward off anxiety, frustration and a deep sense of loss, I do miss my soul mate, she was my medicine and my life, now freedom of expression, as she wished it, took her place.  She was my best fan. Like I said I am not a sophisticated writer, I am proud to be a Brooklyn wise guy with a sense of humor, thats who I am. This is about what I think.

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