DONALD TRUMP fell off the wall and all the Kings horses stomped all over him and he was pissed. He looked as stupid as some of the things he said. For that he shall now be known as T-RUMP.
RESEARCH / WIKIPEDIA - Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, socialite, author, and television personality.
He is the Chairman and CEO of the Trump Organization, a US-based real-estate developer. Trump is also the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts, which operates numerous casinos and hotels across the world. Trump's extravagant lifestyle and outspoken manner have made him a celebrity for years, a status amplified by the success of his NBC reality show, The Apprentice (where he serves as host and executive producer). Donald Trump is considered a possible candidate for President of the United States in 2012.
Donald is the fourth of five children of Fred Trump, a real-estate developer based in New York City and self-made millionaire. Donald was strongly influenced by his father in his eventual goals to make a career in real estate development, and upon his graduation from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968, Donald Trump joined his father's company, Elizabeth Trump & Son; taking its helm in 1971 and rechristening it The Trump Organization.
Starting with the renovation of the Commodore Hotel into the Grand Hyatt with the Pritzker family, he continued with Trump Tower in New York City and several other residential projects. Trump would later expand into the airline industry (buying the Eastern Shuttle routes), and Atlantic City casino business, including buying the Taj Mahal Casino from the Crosby family, then taking it into bankruptcy. This expansion, both personal and business, led to mounting debt. Much of the news about him in the early 1990s involved his much publicized financial problems, creditor-led bailout, extramarital affair with Marla Maples whom he later married, and the resulting divorce from his first wife, Ivana Trump.
The late 1990s saw a resurgence in his financial situation and fame. In 2001, he completed Trump World Tower, a 72-story residential tower across from the United Nations Headquarters. Also, he began construction on Trump Place, a multi-building development along the Hudson River. Trump owns commercial space in Trump International Hotel and Tower, a 44-story mixed-use (hotel and condominium) tower on Columbus Circle. Trump currently owns several million square feet of prime Manhattan real estate, and remains a major figure in the field of real estate in the United States and a celebrity for his prominent media exposures.
Trump has expressed a desire to run for the United States presidency several times. He has also repeatedly expressed skepticism of President Obama's birth status and religion, which has been the defining issue in his potential 2012 Presidential campaign, and for which he has been criticized.
THE WHITE HOUSE COMEDY TEAM
The comedy team of President Obama and Seth Meyers roasted Donald “the Bully” Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.
The President began by addressing the long claims, accusations, theories and insinuations that he wasn't born in Hawaii or any other part of the United States. For those who are functional illiterates Hawaii is part of the United States.
The lies have been pushed and beaten to death by the birthers and the “In-Can-tay-tions” by “The Donald Trump”. That’s where his ideas are found, In–Cans, garbage cans.
The PRESIDENT REPLIES
"In case there are any lingering questions tonight, I'm prepared to go a step further tonight," he said. "For the first time, I am releasing my official birth video." Then he played the opening of Disney’s The Lion King. After the short viewing, the president commented to the Fox News table: That was a joke. That was not my birth video. That was a children's cartoon." They got it,loud and clear.
WHY WAS DONALD THERE?
Donald Trump, the evening's most popular target was a guest of the Washington Post. The question was:
a) Did he bully himself a ticket?
b) Did he threaten to buy the Washington Post?
c) Did the Post think it was a good political move and would stir up controversy?
d) Or was he secretly invited as a guest similar to the main course at a Cannibal convention, that often brings new meaning to the phrase POT-LUCK dinner.
DONALD'S REACTION
The Donald as it appears, was not entertained by the barrage of jokes and remained "stone-faced” during the monologues. Frankly, he was looking like a colostomy patient who refused anesthetic. He was motionless, non-attentive, brain dead, breathing fire, just smoking along… till he could exit stage right and quite early playing the role with his bodyguards trying to look important. Impotent might be a better choice of words.
He’s been coached to look Presidential like last week after claiming victory over the birthers issue arriving at a staged interview in his personal helicopter. That whole scenario was a flop and he showed his true colors.
THE RIVER - TURN OF THE CARDS
It didn’t happen soon enough. He went after the President for the past three weeks and thought he might have done some damage with his weird claims and invisible people. By showing up complete with poker -face, surprisingly he checked, and President Obama had a pair of Aces buried down, the President checked, and Donald took the bait by being at the party. It all came out on the river, another way to express it was, “Trumpy been had”.
ROUND ONE - BEST OF OBAMA -
"Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?
All kidding aside, Donald, we all know about your credentials, and your breadth of experience. For example, on a recent episode of Celebrity Apprentice, at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the men from Omaha Steaks. There was lots of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. Ultimately, you didn’t fire Lil Jon or Meatloaf, you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of decisions that keep me up at night. Well handled, sir! Well handled."
MICHELE BACHMAN
"Michele Bachmann is here. She is thinking about running for president, which is weird because I hear she was born in Canada. Yes, Michele, this is how it starts". Now you too can be a rumor.
PAUL RYAN
“The deficit is a serious issue. That’s why Paul Ryan couldn’t be here tonight. His budget has no room for laughter.”
MITT ROMNEY
”And then there’s a vicious rumor floating around that could really hurt Mitt Romney. I heard he passed universal health care when he was governor of Massach
POPULARITY
On His Waning Popularity: "Seth Meyers is a young, fresh face who can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. Seth, enjoy it while it lasts ... Matt Damon recently said he was disappointed in my policies. Well, Matt, I just saw The Adjustment Bureau, so right back at you, buddy!”
ROUND TWO - SETH MEYERS:
• "Trump said he's running as a Republican. Which is surprising: I just assumed he was running as a joke.
• Donald Trump owns the Miss USA Pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline the search for a vice president ...
• Trump has said he's got a great relationship with 'the blacks.' Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken."
• “Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic—because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head,” Meyers continued. “If you’re at The Washington Post table with Trump and you can’t finish your entrée, don’t worry, the fox will eat it.”
• Meyers added: “Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great president. Of course he said the same thing about an old, rusty birdcage he found. “I like that Trump is filthy-rich but nobody told his accent,” Meyers persisted. “His whole life is models, gold leaf and marble columns, but he still sounds like a know-it-all down at the OTB.”
• T-RUMP Responded by saying: "I thought Seth Meyers — his delivery frankly was not good. He's a stutterer and he really was having a hard time." Truly a T-RUMP style comment! And it brought the wrath of the Stuttering Foundation.
THE STUTTERING FOUNDATION
The Stuttering Foundation slammed the "Celebrity Apprentice" star for using the word in a derogatory manner. Verified: On Sunday, T-Rump phoned in to "Fox and Friends," saying Meyers' "delivery, frankly, was not good. He's a stutterer and he really was having a hard time." Jane Fraser, president of the speech disorder non-profit organization, lashed out at the real estate mogul for his offensive slur.
"Shame on you, Mr. Trump," Fraser said. "We at the Stuttering Foundation find it discouraging that in 2011, Donald Trump has chosen to use the word 'stutterer' in a derogatory fashion, something to be made fun of, to describe Seth Meyers' speech at the annual White House Correspondents' dinner.""Donald Trump should be ashamed for calling "Saturday Night Live" star Seth Meyers a "stutterer," according to a support group for stutterers.
OTHERS DI D NOT GO UNNOTICED BY MYERS
Brian Williams came to dinner because it has the element he respects the most: cameras."
On The Media: "C-SPAN is one unpaid electric bill away from being a radio station ... Everyone knows how the MSNBC after-party goes: President Obama makes the Kool-Aid and everyone there drinks it ...
On Potential 2012 Republican Candidates:
"As for a potential Republican field that could include Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich and Trump, that doesn't sound like a field of candidates -- that sounds like season 13 of Dancing with the Stars. And not the stars, the dancers."
On President Obama: "When you were sworn in you looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials. Now you look like Louis Gosset Sr. If the president’s hair gets any whiter, the tea party is going to endorse it."