INHUMAN DNA
When the Tea Party first began to appear on the radar most thought patriotism was at the core, and its name and DNA was to honor the Boston Tea Party. Unfortunately since we don’t teach history in school, its not as relevant as texting, cheerleading or football, anymore, few knew that the Boston Tea Party was specifically a bad thing.
It was an event of planned chaos carried out by a group of professional beer drinkers, who stormed out of Samuel Adams Beer Hall, stuck a few feathers in their hair, and turned it into an attack that masqueraded as an Indian attack. No wonder the Indians were p*ssed.
The government shutdown proved that the Tea Party of today does bear a resemblance to that stupid attack. The TP could care less about what was good for Americans and The GOP. It turned out they had their own right wing extreme agenda willfully funded by the KOCH Brothers and others. They recruited and financially supported those who bowed to their agenda, using the FOX news network and its own media resources owned by FOX.
TED CRUZ
Thus it's no surprise that Ted Cruz is the current face of the Tea Party. He brought the government down, put almost a million people out of work some permanently and cost us 24 billion dollars.
In any other country of the world he would be tried for TREASON. 50% of those countries he would be dead.
Except in the US where obstructionism is not only acceptable but promoted by the GOP. All his achievements are proudly spoken about by his fellow TEA POTTERS, but when we look at some of the others before him there is a glimmer of hope in his negative stance. Sooner or later he will FUBAR, a staunch military term, and hopefully dissolve just like these characters before him.
Here are some of those selected and recruited for the Tea Party…
And officially I have blessed the TEA PARTY with a new name.
The TEA POTTERS.
"They just sit around, blowing steam and whistling while the rest of see them for who they are, boiling water, no substance"
Herman Cain: THE BURGER MEISTER
The Devil made me do it, he has been asserting the accusations of sexual harassment that sealed the end of his campaign were not his fault. As with many he is adored by FOX news and a regular since the idiot is likely to say anything. His cavalier attitude and demonstrated false statements certainly qualified him to run for President but he was disqualified when the public found out what he was really about, a womanizer. He is credited with being a strong influence of the right in the burger wars. In politics he sucks, in math he sucks, in treating women , he sucks. In the Burger Wars, he is a hero demanding more catsup and fresher pickles as an answer for poor sales.
Congressman Allen West (Florida)
A former congressman asked to leave Congress by the voters and finally left suffering from crackpot delusions. Members of the BSCC** awarded him full membership right after Michele Bachmann. (BSCC** - BatShit Crazy Coalition)
He had already been voted out of the ARMY who asked him to leave quietly. He violated the Military code. In 2003, while serving as a battalion commander in Iraq, West oversaw the beating of an Iraqi policeman, who he thought had information about potential attacks on his troops, intelligence that, it turned out, the policeman didn’t have—
West decided to simulate an execution, firing a gun next to the prisoners head many many times. The Army contemplated a court martial, though in the end West was simply relieved of his command and fined $5,000 and got his walking papers. Less publicity for the ARMY…
Islam, he’s said, is a “very vile and very vicious enemy.” Liberal women, he claimed, helped cause the debt by “neutering American men,” which apparently undermined their fiscal rectitude. Earlier this week, he concluded a column by writing, “I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. Strong statement so we sent him a mirror...
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (Minnesota):
She's leaving Congress, avoiding ethics investigations. Recently she proclaimed the government reopening to be "a very sad day" and said that Obama's presidency was a sign of the end of the world. I have so much stuff on her, she has her own section. (HERE)
Congressman Paul Ryan (Wisconsin):
Former vice-presidential candidate, ran with the same group as Mitt Romney, keeping a low profile as the heat on the party rises from…you guessed it Tea Pots.
Former Half Term Governor Sarah Palin (Alaska):
She will never shut up. She has a ten page section of her own here. (HERE)
Senator Mike Lee (Utah):
He is rightfully number two after TED CRUZ does his number two. If they had cloned CRUZ, God forbid, Lee would be the first to fall out of the womb. He was at Cruz's side, during most of the shutdown. The nice lapdog approach. He might be CRUZ’s running mate in 2016. Hopefully the pair will be tarred and feathered and run out of town way before then.
He compared the shutdown campaign to the Revolutionary War. Fortunately the great state of UTAH, and I have many pragmatic, intelligent, reasonable, friends there, have seen though him, his backers are hiding under rocks, and an alternative has been offered to him. Dog Poop Catcher…a job he is well suited for.
Congressman Tom Cotton (Arkansas):
The only adult in the room Tom Cotton has made his name out there as not being certifiably insane while still pushing the party agenda. But he was among those to vote for stripping food stamp provisions from the Farm Bill despite representing a third of Arkansas' over 500,000 food stamp recipients.
He's challenging a conservative Democrat, Mark Pryor, rather than a moderate Republican in the state's Senate race. We’ll hope he loses...
Matt Bevin:
Bevin is the challenger to Mitch McConnell, Senate Republican leader. Mitch McConnell's refused to represent Tea Party programs, especially the government shutdown until its third day was reason for the far right TEA POTTERS to take notice of Bevin. Bevin's has gotten support from the likes of the Cruz and Lee, as well as Cotton and Palin. Thats why garbage dumps are popular, you put all the junk in the same place.
OTHER NOTABLE GOP APPLICANTS ( In the works)
Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey
Senator Marco Rubio of Florida
Senator Rand Paul Kentucky
