OSAMA'S WORLD DISORDER



THE PAST WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden born March 10, 1957 – and thankfully died May 2, 2011.  He was the founder of the al-Qaeda organization, responsible for the September 11 attacks on the United States and numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets.  

He was sent to hell on May 2nd and warmly received by Mr. Mestophilies. He was a member of the wealthy Saudi bin Laden family.  Bin Laden was on the American Federal Bureau of Investigation's lists of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives and Most Wanted Terrorists for his involvement in the 1998 U.S. embassy bombings.

From 2001 to 2011 bin Laden was a major target of the War on Terror, which has resulted in a total of between 80,000 and 1.2 million civilian deaths in Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia between 2001 and 2007.

On May 2, 2011, bin Laden was shot and killed inside a secured private residential compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, by U.S. Navy SEALs in a covert operation authorized and orchestrated by U.S. President Barack Obama using a combination of Navy Seal units,  a composite force known as "Seal Team Six", the CIA operatives and the JICCENT Intelligence gathering ability, collated though SOCOM.

After sustaining a few rounds, using the time tested Rhodesian "One in the belly, two in the head, making sure the good bloke is dead". His cadaver was flown to Afghanistan and then forwarded to the Carrier Carl Vinson CVA 70, where he was afforded a Muslim Burial at sea.  

Anonymous sources commented the Vinson listed fifteen degrees to port as simultaneously at the moment his body was dumped in the sea, the entire crew relieving themselves overboard in a sign of recognition. He deserved no less. Mass murderers of civilian, men women and children should get their dues.


THEY THOUGHT HE LIVED IN A CAVE

In scenic Tora Bora, the cave that Osama Bin Laden lived in for a while probably had CNN / Internet / with Streaming Video / Phone and Cable / combined on a plan for $125.00 per month.  And the main user Osama Bin Laden had no desire for roll-over minutes or long conversations.

Why you ask?  Well, long conversations might lead to the launch of an AGM-65 Maverick Missile from one of the drones circling overhead that manages to enter the front door of the cave. Brings new meaning to the phrase, "My phone got cut off or a dropped dead signal".


HE HAD BACKUPS
In addition, he probably is using a state of the art portable deep dish and satellite receiver/transmitter run off a small generator.  It probably was powered by a steam engine burning sheep dung or a portable Honda generator, he seems whenever he wishes to, quite able to get his messages out.  He had evaded capture for ten years and it is believed he was using some form of advanced communication supplied or stolen from the Saudi Phone Company.  

Recent aerial photos might back up this theory. The intelligence community thinks he prohibits personal calls and texting. He thinks texting is dangerous. It’s hard to shoot or duck and text at the same time. Thats understandable, but on May 1st, 2011, all bets were off as Osama Bin Laden met Seal Team Six head on.  We lost a covert Helicopter, ridded the world of the most dangerous man since WWII, and the team members all came home sound.  We also realized that some allies are allies of convenience and it is well thought that some in the Pakistan Government knew where he was.

HE HAD MOVED TO THE SUBURBS...





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