SARAH PALIN (™) TRADEMARKED
Alaska's most famous politician/ pageant queen/ hunter/ vice presidential candidate/ and mental buffoon will get her name trademarked after all. Maybe burnt into her forehead, or crib-sheeted into the palm of her hand. Old habits like cheating on tests never go away.
Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol are
expected to have trademarks on their names approved within three months after
re-filing (maybe too many spelling mistakes) and resubmitting their
paperwork.Since nobody challenged
it, the names “Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin” will be trademarked.
SARAH’S
APPLICATION READS
The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font,
style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in
the mark identifies 'Sarah Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of
record. Class 35-advertising and business for information about political
elections; providing a website featuring information about political issues
(U.S. CLS. 100, 101 AND 102). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996. Class
41-educational and entertainment services, namely providing motivational
speaking services in the field of politics, culture, business and values (U.S.
CLS. 100, 101 AND 107). First use 1-1-1996; In commerce 1-1-1996.
BRISTOL’S
APPLICATION
The mark consists of standard characters without claim to any particular font,
style, size, or color. The name(s), portrait(s), and/or signature(s) shown in
the mark identifies 'Bristol Palin,' whose consent(s) to register is made of
record. For educational and entertainment services, namely providing
motivational speaking services in the field of life choices (U.S. CLS. 100, 101
AND 107). First use 3-1-2009; In commerce 3-1-2009.Basis:
WIDE
RANGING REFERENCES
References to "political issues" online and "educational and
entertainment services," including "motivational speaking."
Entertainment, I question that? Only those of a certain mental aptitude find her screechy voice insulting, demeaning ways entertaining. It’s the same crew who think WWE Pro Wrestling is real.Wow, we need a faceoff between Sarah and Linda McMahon.Maybe a tag team with Sarah and Bristol versus Linda McMahon and Ron Paul.
At least McMahon couldn’t kick anyone below the belt, anyone not on her team.But all three ladies could gang up on Paul, this is after all Palin politics. Look what she did for McCain!How many testicles did the wife of Vince McMahon wipe out in the ring?
Thus as one blogger asked, “Does this mean Sarah Palin will soon be making people pay for trying to cash in on her name"?
"Every great Vice Presidential losing candidate needs a registered trademark attached to their name," especially the PALIN, since she’s the biggest loser challenging big time losers like Gore and Quayle.This process is to protect the products and endorsements that produce revenue.
PALINS FALL LINEUP OF T-SHIRTS with MEANing
“ Lose with Class, Then Slam Their Ass”
“ Speaking in Tongues means Never Saying You’re
Sorry”
“ Alaska First”, Right After Me”
“ A Moose in Every Pot”
“ Pot in Every Pot Of Moose"
“ If Ignorance is Bliss, I Couldn’t be Happier”
“
Palin Means Never Ever Saying You’re Sorry, Ever”
DANCE
STUDIOS
The announcement of the Bristol Palin Dance Studio’s, soon
opening in a strip mall near you didn’t come as a shock to anyone. Soon there
will be suits against those who use the “Palin Cha-Cha Step” which basically is
two steps forward and three steps backward.
Featured at the studios will be a line of dresses Bristol wore on the show “Dancing With the Stars”, especially the bright Orange number she wore which was so gaudy and ugly Vladmier Vanovitsky, a Russian dress designer commented, “ I could see it without TV from the porch of my Dacha in Minsk. Even a Russian peasant wouldn't be seen in it. Not alive that is...
USABLE
NICKNAMES
Since you cannot or will not be permitted to use
Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin for commercial usage, you might have to resort to
nicknames. We found a few on the web at a great read, THE DAILY KOS, and added
a few of our own. There is a lot of voting (survey) as to the best nickname at that site.
CUTE:
“ Sarah Barracuda” " Sarah Bablical" “ Caribou Barbie” “ Moose O’lini” “ Palin-Drone" “ Chick Cheney” “ Half-Baked Alaskan” “ Blunder Woman” “ Snow Job Square Glasses”“ Snark Shark” “ Granny Grifter” “ Snowdrift Snooki” “ The Grizzled Mama” “ The Klondike Kardashians”
“ The Idita-broad” “ The Tundra Twit” “ The Paliontologist” " McCain's Folly" " The Idinerator”
"Sarah Burnt Heart "
NOT SO CUTE: Don’t Connect as Well
“ Cruella” “ Gidget” “Governor
Jesus Camp” “VPILF” (Have no clue what this means)
“Fertilla the Huntress” "The Bitch of Fridgia"
Our contribution to the voting by proclaiming our favorite is “ Half-Baked Alaskan”