The Alfred E. Newman Awards for 2011 are devoted to and recognizing those who did little for the country except tear it apart and prove cranial-rectal dyslexia does exist even in 2010. It is also given for Political and Corporate movements of great distinction some which needed to be flushed twice. Though the competition was fierce, one eventually rose to the top by quitting!
2010 Winner SARAH PALIN
Her Mantra: If you can't say something smart written by someone else, keep quiet because your stupidity and babbling ignorance will flow forth in bathtubs full of basically unstructured drivel spiced with yups and yips and by-crackies. And now add the stamp of the... endorsement and the shooting map.
She is beautiful, her aspirations to become a model show in her good well cared for looks, her smile, her hair, her poised or is it posed walk and those wonderful Bancroft glasses. It's a look that captivated the likes of us all during the Presidential elections. We went wild and thought McCain was a genius and his handlers had made the score of the elections.
Two years later she is a brand. The speed of light is so much faster than the speed of sound, her words got there after the blinding light. The Palin Brand and like so many products that hit the market, they rise and then they fall.
So I decided that since she is the loudest voice, the most controversial off the wall personality, and possibly smart only when it comes to her survival, she truly deserved her own section. Simple, her brand grew and the foopahs grew deserving more space. It was then I saw the light and created a new word for my controversial truth search. After all, "The lady doth protest too much!"
She COMPLAINS, jiggle the letters and you get PALIN MOCS...how true, how true...